(Daphne WANTS INSIDE JUSTIN'S [AND BRIAN'S] PANTS [AGAIN]. She CONCOCTS A LAME-BRAINED STORY about having a boyfriend and needing to PRACTICE her sexual technique. Justin is a GOOD FRIEND and PRETENDS TO BELIEVE IT.)
Brian I will play up my authoritative role by calling everybody "baby" and "dear" while Justin and Daphne alternate sucking my cock. Nobody will think anything of it because I am stoned.
Justin This is kind of weird because Daphne is my best friend and all, but ... oooh, Brian is naked. *Giggle!*
(Brian MANAGES TO KEEP UP A STEADY STREAM OF COHERENT DIALOGUE as he sticks it to Daphne and Justin, so the whole thing READS LIKE AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL AT THE DMV. Lots of UNCHARACTERISTIC SHOUTING ENSUES.)
Brian Yeah, baby, yeah! Suck on my ram-rod swizzle stick like you mean it! Oh, yeah, that's it, right there, harder, faster! Oh, Daph, baby, sweetie, I wish you had a penis so I would not feel so conflicted doing this with you and enjoying it!
(Everyone "CUMS". Daphne DECIDES TO INVENT A BOYFRIEND TO PRACTICE FOR MORE OFTEN.)
Justin I am still kind of weirded out since I've known Daphne since we were little kids. But at least I didn't get pregnant this time!
THE END