(In a pique of hurt/comfort stories more overdone than PROM ANGST, the author decides to inflict upon Justin EVERY CONCEIVABLE SEXUAL ABUSE SCENARIO in existance.)
Author I like seeing Justin in PAIN and SUFFERING LIKE THE BITCH THAT HE IS, which is why I will write him into plots where he gets REPEATEDLY RAPED AND ASSAULTED by the likes of horny, closeted, psychotic original characters, old nemeses of Brian, and even Freddy Kreuger and Lestat from the Anne Rice novels!
(She DOES.)
Justin Holy shit! Leave me the fuck alone already!
Brian I don't know, swooping in to save you at the last minute after BUMBLING AROUND AIMLESSLY FOR FIVE CHAPTERS makes me kind of HOT. Let's fuck.
(They DO. The author PROCEEDS TO GET OFF ON IT.)
Author Next I will write a period piece set during the French Revolution where the executioner falls for the HOT PRISONER NAMED JUSTIN and ANGSTS ABOUT HAVING TO BEHEAD HIM! Oh, the many ways I can torture Justin! Glee!
Fandom Wow, you have issues.
(She DOES.)
THE END