(Brian TIES Justin up and GAGS him in preparation for kinky SEX. Unfortunately, Brian FALLS ASLEEP and LEAVES Justin tied up ALL NIGHT.)
Justin Mmmmhmhmgm. Mhmhm! MHHG MMG!
(Brian wakes UP.)
Brian Wow, I left Justin tied up all night. That's funny! Why don't I mock him and then walk away and leave him there. That's even funnier.
THE END
Readers WTF?! What are you on, man?