(Brian visits California, where he SEDUCES Seth. They have lots of SEX, and then part.)
Brian Hey, Justin, want to move to California?
Justin Sure! As long as I have you, and sex, and sex with you, what more do I need?
(Justin and Brian MOVE to California, where Justin gets BORED and LONELY.)
Justin Hey, random geeky guy, wanna hang out with me?
Seth Who, me?
(Justin, Seth, and Ryan become friends through a process involving COMIC BOOKS, MILKSHAKES, and SKATEBOARDS. A bunch of pretty cool STUFF happens.)
Justin Hey guys, let's go over to my place and advance the plot.
(Seth and Brian MEET.)
Seth Holy shit!
TBC . . . Fandom Will this ever be finished?!
Author No, bitches.
(Fandom CRIES.)