(Brian, post-314, has gotten some MONEY, and decides to take Justin SHOPPING to REFURBISH the loft.)
Brian Come help me pick out furniture, and then move back in with me.
Justin Okay.
(The arrive at a pretentious ITALIAN FURNITURE store.)
Justin This is boring. I don't even like shopping.
Brian I'll make suggestive remarks about each piece, and you'll be too busy picturing us having sex on it to be bored.
(He DOES, and it is actually KIND OF HOT. They pick out a BUNCH of furniture, then SCREW in the store's BATHROOM.)
THE END