(Justin, in an act of unparalleled CRUELTY, buys Brian a PUPPY before he leaves for L.A.)
Brian I'm not keeping a dog!
(Justin emotionally BLACKMAILS him into keeping it, at least TEMPORARILY.)
Justin You'll get used to him in no time!
Brian I will not! I hate it!
(Everyone rightly IGNORES him. Justin LEAVES.)
Brian Fine, the dog can stay, but I'm going to call him Beast and pretend to not like him.
(He DOES. Weeks PASS, and everything is going CUTELY, until Brian ENTRUSTS Beast to Michael for an afternoon. Hijinks, naturally, ENSUE.)
Justin I'm home for the weekend!
(There is hot welcome-home SEX. And some stuff actually HAPPENS, but everyone is too busy paying attention to the CUTENESS and the FUNNY to notice. Many, many pages LATER there is something SORT OF like a RESOLUTION, but not REALLY.)
Brian I still don't like the dog!
THE END Author I don't need a plot to make you all my bitches!
(She DOESN'T.)