'The Don' is the savour of Partizan as the only regular goalkeeper at the club. A Partizan old-boy, he has the safest hands in the business!.....well usually! When he doesn't he makes up for any errors with some outstanding saves. Is a dead ringer for Jeremy Guscott when he hasn't slicked back his big buffon!!....apparently sometimes doesn't have time to do his hair!
Ross is a stalwart at the back, has partnered many this season and is forming a good partnership with Farrell! Has a head like Kryten from Red Dwarf so headed clearances are likely to go anywhere! Has been known to spend a fortune on dental work!....we never found out if he got his tooth back from Bhandy's head?!
Another one if the oursome foursome at the back!! Has played in the centre with Farrell and Ross or on the left in place of Damo, but always full of running and not afraid of the big tackles. Is a big fan of his Friday night lash-ups which sometimes have the honour of repeating on him during the match! Tried to dye his hair like Abel Xavier and ended up with blonde patches all over!
Rab C look-a-like Damo is not known for his patience and normally has a least one red mist session per game, which ends up with his oppenent received a rabbit punch to the head or a two-footed lunge from behind. Somehow manages to stay on the field with his sweet talking of the referee!......that or the ref can't be bothered with the hassle of writing out the report!
Another member of the solid back four of Partizan, he is usually Partizan's most reliable player, although don't mention to him about a certain Djimi Traore moment in a big semi-final recently! Another brought in by Dulakes wheeling and dealing and has secured himself a regular starting position of late.
No position is of any trouble for 'Jack-of-all-trades' Fazarelli, switching from centre back to striker with ease and regularly getting goals when upfront (depending on the Gaffers preference). Has trouble with the club shorts and is often seen wearing a slightly larger pair of his own, manages to get himself into an argument in most matches, but yet to pay for any in fines!!
Another of the giant brigade, has formed good centre back partnerships with Ross and Farrell giving the Gaffer a tough decision on who to start when all fit and on form. Not a regular last season but Partizan hope this will improve next season and create a solid unbeatable defence.
Monk-like Meado has been a revelation to Partizan's fortunes, he has teamed up well with Dulake in the middle of the field. With his precision passing and long-range shooting, he resembles a maurading Zidane like figure........ that and his balding scalp!! Brought in by Dulake to shore up the midfield, he looks a sure thing to remain there for many seasons to come.
The Gaffer Dulake is a crucial linchpin in the centre of midfield alongside Meado and regularly creates chances for the strike pairing with his runs and accurate passing. Also, Chairman and general organiser of the club, he has revserved Partizans fortunes with some audicious signings in the transfer market to bring in new youthful members after several old boys deserted the Partizan squad in favour of houses & women!
McCoid usually turns up for matches looking like hes just slept on the park bench over night and has a certain Stevie Claridge style of look on the field also. Good with the ball at his feet, he often gets a rush of blood to the head when in front of goal. Away on his travels for a while so not a regular member of the squad.
Nick 'The Pole' has improved alot in recent times, many playing in the full back area of defence, he makes himself one of the hardest working members of the squad and never stops battling. Is often seen turning up to training in some ridiculously tight Kylie-style shorts and making the rest of the squad feel sick with his lunges! Not likely to see him at the bar buying a pint for himself (or anyone else for that matter) any time soon!
Giant Mike is the club's only regular forward and has had to play with numerous strike partners, but has managed to adapt well to them. One of the tallest players in the League, he doesn't seem to score many with his head although he makes up for that with some great goals and moves with his feet.