You're lucky this page is under construction...or you might have been visited by the SPAM-ish Inquisition! You desecrated the Spam by putting your dirty little mouse cursor over it.
Did somebody say the "SPAMish Inquisition?"
NOOOBODY expects the SPAMish Inquisition !!
And now...I leave you with some Spam-ku.
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#13,611
Forever SPAM-less
Condemned by a single word,
Vegeterian!
~Christopher Baskind, [email protected]
#15,204
Almighty SPAM God
I request your tasty meat
For it is divine
~Little Eddy Werther, [email protected]
#8,218
Chunks yellow, pink, clear:
A sum greater than the parts.
Why ask, what is SPAM?
~Robert W. Reed
Two of my Spamkus are in the archive. - #15,222 and #15,223
Why don't we just ship over 2 million cans of Spam to the starving people in 3rd world countries? OK, so maybe they would protest, but we could always say "Hey, we tried."
A SPAM Deep Thought...
For Spam's sake, just send me any poetry, pictures, and/or cool stuff concerning Spam ! Feel free to e-mail me any or all of the above at: [email protected]