'Managing' your vocabulary
Simply employ the "MBA
Buzzword" writing method. It is simple. There are three columns of words
involved,as follows:
| 0 | Balanced | 0 | Management | 0 | Contingency | ||
| 1 | Total | 1 | Organisation | 1 | Hardware or Software | ||
| 2 | Integrated | 2 | Reciprocal | 2 | Projection | ||
| 3 | Compatible | 3 | Monitored | 3 | Time frame | ||
| 4 | Syncronised | 4 | Digital | 4 | Concept | ||
| 5 | Optimal | 5 | Modular | 5 | Programming | ||
| 6 | Responsive | 6 | Transitional | 6 | Mobility | ||
| 7 | Functional | 7 | Incremental | 7 | Capability | ||
| 8 | Parallel | 8 | Third Generation | 8 | Flexibility | ||
| 9 | Systemised | 9 | Policy | 9 | Options |
Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257:"integrated modular capability." Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to anyone else either, but they all will think you're just smarter than they are so they won't say anything!!
You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), and your boss will probably
promote you!!
Courtesy: Prithwish Pal
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