Here are samplings of song lyrics from Pirates Of Parrotville
Goin To Paradise
from the second act.
Bacon and Eggs
from the second act.
Show Us Da Way
from the second act.
Goin to Paradise. We're goin to Paradise Goin to Paradise. We're goin to Paradise I had enough of this hill country life So I saved up my nickels Gave the rest to my wife Then I called my buddy on the telephone and said We're goin to Paradise He said "We stack fertalizer all day long." He told me we was workin for a juke joint song Said he's abandon his ol shack because We're goin to Paradise.
I like my bacon, hot and crisp from the pan Give me eggs over easy cause I'm a hungry man Breakfast just ain't breakfast without bacon and eggs But what I really love best are a pretty girls legs. Bacon, eggs and pretty girls make my life complete And when I'm takin a shot it's Jack Daniels neat. So let me bring this down to you baby. That's all ya got to do And I'm yours to keep. You don't need to do my washin. I can do it for myself. You don't need to do my cleanin. I got Windex on the shelf. But pretty lady if you love me always let me see those legs And remember breakfast just ain't breakfast without bacon and eggs.
We're castin off our chains we're sailin toward the good life Cruisin this 'ol hightway tonight We'll point this Winnibago toward the sunset and paradise And never stop 'til the feelin' is just right There's a place out there that's callin and we just want to answer If someone would show us the way (show me da way) We don't got not roadmap and don't know how ta read one And that's just about all we got ta say (right Vern? Right Wally.) Chorus Now we stopped by this here fruit stand ta ask this ol farmer Just how much his directions would cost He sold us apple sider but said he had no ider Then he winked and said "I'm not the one that's lost." Chorus When I woke up we were still at that fruit stand The old farmer had long since gone home My head was throbbin that cider was the hard kind And Vern here was still in the Twilight Zone Chorus So we just started off in some direction The white line was our lifeline at last 'Til the motor started chuggin and shakin' I think we might just be out a gas