Parmy (typed by Megan)
Cheez (typed by Amanda)
The Producer (typed by whomever disagrees with what Parmy and Cheez are saying at the time. A rare feat, considering the only people typing are Parmy and Cheez.)
Hois Canada! I�m Parmy and this is my addle-headed amigo, Cheez.
I�m confused. Presents equal presently goodness!!!
As Cheez so eloquently put it, we have each received a gift. They�re from the earliest of the gift-givers, my distant disowned cousin, Swiss.
CAN I OPEN IT!!!! Hehehehe, just sitting there, in the evil wrapped up boxness, GAH!!!!! LET ME OPEN IT!!!!!
Now Cheez, didn�t your mother ever teach you that you must read the card first?
Cards scare me.
Then I�ll read them. It says, �Hey P + C! Sorry for the late gifts. I know that no one is in the Christmas spirit in the middle of February, but I decided to send these anyway. Swiss.� Hey� Wait a minute! It says here that she sent them in February!
So you say�.but if you will look at the P.S. � I hope that you didn�t wait to open the presents just for this card!�
Your thought pattern truly puzzles me Cheez. Either Swiss is saying that she sent these extremely early last year and the mail is just really slow. Or� It�s February!
Presents.
Has anyone ever told you that you have a one-track mind?
Well if you count what you just said, then yes.
Okeyday. Anyway, if it�s February then that means that no one else sent us gifts.
PRESENTS!!!!!!
No Cheez. That�s the whole point. There won�t be anymore presents for another ten months.
There is one for me just sitting right in front of me!
We know that Cheez. But there won�t be anymore presents!
GAH!!! I�m opening it now and you can�t stop me!!! (starts to open the present)
Cheez, stop� Ah, well. When in Rome� (starts opening her own gift)
(stops opening her present for one moment) I�ve never been to Rome�
I�m sure the Italians are thankful for that.
I have candy canes on one of my socks.
Urgh. I loathe candy canes.
I love candy canes too! Except for the ones on my sock, they taste sorta funny�
You are truly one of a kind Cheez. But I said loathe. It means hate. Like I hate candy canes.
I am one of many kinds�hating is a funny thing you know, it is like eating a watermelon while sitting on a pink flamingo.
Okay �Eilonwy�, save that for the Prydain episode. I�ve never sat on a pink flamingo while eating a watermelon. I should try that� Oh no! Cheez is wearing off on me!!!!!
You know what else is fun? Holding a pencil on its side while chewing on a rib bone while staring at a wall thinking that it is a world wide wrestling match as you sit on top of a elephant that is standing on a big colourful ball.
I can truthfully say that I have never done that before.
I can�t help but notice that there is a half-opened present addressed to me sitting on my lap.
I guess that we could open them now. Go ahead, Cheez!
Why would I want to go ahead! The present is right here and if I went ahead I would either leave it behind or take it with me and if I took it with me then I would have to open it as I walked and that wouldn�t be very fun ?.
Yeah, right. (opens gift)
I can open presents�(opens her present just to prove that she can to Parmy) Hey! I got 75 different variaties of cheese, cheese scented air fresheners and candles, a cheese grater, and�CHEESE FLAVOURED SOCKS!!!!!
I got a Cheddar cheese paperweight� And a pen that writes with cheese-scented ink.
Mine are better.
You�re entitled to your own opinion. Under breath But it�s wrong.
Exactly, I have my own opinion and you don�t. I win.
I have opinions! I have opinions about global warming, duct tape, and national politics. (To come up in later episodes.)
You left out that everyone should get a goat.
Sarcastically And they should let the goats live on the roof, right?
No, only if they have a grass roof. If everyone gets a goat then the goat eats the lawn and they don�t use lawnmowers or leaf blowers, cutting down on global warming.
It would also cause the lawnmower and leaf blower factories to go out of business.
Exactly, that whole cutting two cheeses with one knife thing.
Wrong adage, Cheez. Anywho, we figure it�s just about time to move onto our next misadventure, so�
Byyyeee everyone!!! BYE!!! �..wait, what does adage mean? Don�t go yet! I have to know!
Producer�s note: The Parmy and Cheez production team acknowledges the fact that this episode was supposed to come out in February. May just seemed like a good month� And P+C ran off to join a travelling circus. Details in a later episode.
