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JackInLiveFree: thats alright, i have a few classes with JP.
JackInLiveFree: I'll just inform him how you feel about him.
SDR3287: he already knows
elspethbrat: FUCK! SHIT! DAMN!
SDR3287: I told him last year at the carwash
JackInLiveFree: "Hey JP, Jess dropped this" hand JP a pic of him cut out of the yearbook with hearts all over this.

JackInLiveFree: would you guys hang on a sec? I have a couple of guys flirting with me right now and I can't handle it all.

JackInLiveFree: I DID NOTHING OF ANY SORT WITH BONO OR BONO'S MOTHER!!!!!!!

JackInLiveFree: <3o~ MOUSE!!!!!!!!!
LoveFoundGoddess: Laura, that looks like an ass shitting with diarrhea.

LoveFoundGoddess: David can be on the top (because if I say otherwise he will kill me) and Zach and Bono can duke it out for middle

JackInLiveFree: Wait, bono stops at things on two legs?
JackInLiveFree: I would have said bono wants anything that moves.

JackInLiveFree: nope, I've never had sex with a cat.

SDR3287: <3 mousy
AntiChatAdvocate: "less than three mousy?"

elspethbrat: well ::gulps::...there does have to be someone who screws every hot valdemar guy on the continent
SDR3287: yeah, that can be you

elspethbrat: oh yeah, i'm saving the world
elspethbrat: from a vague, terrible, disastrous, unnamed evil force

MadameSush: everything is classic when you're with laura

Laura: My phone number: [omitted for security reasons]
My email: [omitted for security reasons]
My homeroom: [omitted for security reasons]
My address: [omitted for security reasons]
My locker: in the english hallway, next to Jess's.
My room: upstairs, first door on the left
My carrier pigeon: Diabolo, tag number 666

JackInLiveFree: thats so cute! it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
JackInLiveFree: like I ate a kitten.
JackInLiveFree: or maybe the feeling is more like mold.
JackInLiveFree: its hard to tell.

HerMajesty32: bono+jess=bono+jess+offspring+tree+pyro-(bono+jess+offspring+tree)+zach (proving that 1+1=2)

�We�re proving my unuselessness!� �Jess

KnightArc: This is not being a whore this is being a high priced prude :-)
elspethbrat: that's better!
elspethbrat: I'M A HIGH PRICED PRUDE!

Iggy3693: sarah dreams are my nightmares

JackInLiveFree: I would have listed him in the alphabet...
JackInLiveFree: but I completely forgot what his last name was.
Sarah (later): Wait, you know his locker combination, but not his last name?

Wicked Spanish For the Traveler: May large armadillos copulate in his colon!

Josh: Did you know that our country�s being run by a bush, a dick, and a colin?

Jess: So I�m not even legal and I have two feathers. Excellent.

Jess: If the reader is literate, they�ll figure it out.

Danielle: nothing makes you feel more important than sipping a soy latte while using the word 'impressionism' in a sentence.

Danielle�s survey thing about me:
If you could drop me one piece of advice it would be? "There are times when life isn't all you want, but it's all you have. So what i say is: Have it! Stick a geranium in your hat and be happy!" - the geranium thing amused me. i'd pay to see you wearing a hat with a geranium in it.
From Jess�s survey about me: Would you ever talk bad about me if we ever break up? THAT QUESTION IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT! Nonetheless, I would never talk badLY about you period, end of sentence. (if opposite sex and going out)

Woodlark21: i also win at speling

Danielle: if i cared about my rep, i would have killed myself long ago. oh, and i wouldn't be wearing... ::looks down:: mickey mouse overalls... with a white button up shirt that is slightly too big... black socks with cattens on them... an old red bathrobe...

Rachel: Everything at the Olive Garden tastes like your mother�s cooking. That�s what it says in the commercials.
Mom: So it will taste like Mexican food!

HerMajesty32: it's Marxist!
HerMajesty32: unite all the nerdy folk!
HerMajesty32: overthrow the popular people!
HerMajesty32: and set up a system without a government!
elspethbrat: revolution of the bando-teriat!

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Gagnon: It�s interesting that you think I have that kind of insight into your physiology.

The American Pageant: While the French hawk had been hovering in the North and West, the colonial chicks had been forced to cling close to the wings of the mother hen. Now that the hawk was killed, they could range far afield with a new spirit of independence.

The American Pageant: As the dogfight intensified in the New World, the Ohio Valley became the chief bone of contention between the French and British.

The American Pageant: Worse, Louisbourg was still a cocked pistol pointed at the heart of the American continent.

The American Pageant: Land-hungry American colonials were now free to burst over the dam of the Appalachian Mountains and flood out over the grassy western lands.

The American Pageant: Lordly Britons, whose suddenly swollen empire had tended to produce swollen heads, were in no mood for back talk. Puffed up over their recent victories, they were already annoyed with their unruly colonials. The stage was set for a violent family quarrel.

HerMajesty32: grok
elspethbrat: hehe, david's contagious

elspethbrat: violinists are romantics, while flautists are sought-after hot chicks!

HerMajesty32 (to Jess): Are you wearing a magnetic wonderbra?

HerMajesty32: Josh went for the kentucky derby- don't ask, I'm not sure why
irishviking1086: lol
irishviking1086: to check out all the sexy horse necks....

HerMajesty32: Romeo in Juliet
HerMajesty32: Freudian slip!

Alicia: It�s a bird� it�s a plane� it�s super-pimp!

elspethbrat: continental congress...or continental orgy?

The mania so annoyed Louis XVI that he had Franklin�s picture put on the bottom of a Sevres chamber pot and gave it to a mistress who was too enthusiastic about the American Socrates, as he was called. -Franklin: The Essential Founding Father

School sign: No passing MCAS� in progress

Jess: Go, go Gadget Emerald!

HerMajesty32: about this tree-fucking kestra'chern...
elspethbrat: no sarah, he's a chair-fucking kestra'chern

Merri: Did you hear about Genova and Kalish?
Me: Genova and Kalish? Awww, that's so cute!

Me: You know you're a music dork when you complain about the different editions.
Merri: Never get International Edition.
Me: Oh, I know! International sucks!!!

HerMajesty32: patrick and I will bring you the spirit of marching band
Merriolla: uh oh...

Merriolla: it's like when you walk a dog to strike up conversations with new people
Merriolla: i'd have a matching set
Merriolla: wonder if i could rent them out too...
HerMajesty32: The Brothers Doyle
HerMajesty32: only $9.99 a night!
Merriolla: each
Merriolla: and only $17.95 for the set
Merriolla: make them think they're getting a deal

HerMajesty32: leave sometime from 7:15 to 7:30
HerMajesty32: I'll probably be transposing songs on piano
HerMajesty32: so you better come before I get to C# major

Cry of a Merlin: um...oh! i was going to say something! and then i forgot what when i sniffed myself!

Elissa: Greg and Pillow, can I put the Tyler with you?

Mat Gagne: I�m Hamlet, God Damnlet!

Mat Gagne: Madonna. Sting. Hamlet.

Joe Kendall: It�s performance law!

Someone at Improv: George Washington didn�t starve at Valley Forge, but his men certainly did!

Joe Kendall: I have a �sword,� too!

bbc k at 1: (::mutters under breath so sarah cannot hear it::icallmavor::clears throat, coughs, runs away, hopes no one noticed::-)

bbc k at 1 : haha... yes... that's why i haven't gotten a boyfriend... i just want to stay a true lit slut...

HerMajesty32 : sarah wonders why merri is talking to herself in third person
HerMajesty32 : but she realizes that it's a perfectly all right thing to do

Cry of a Merlin : i was eating smoothies with my dad, and we were discussing chemistry. i said "boyles and charlese laws suck" and he said -out of nowhere, mind- someone should veto the law of gravity

�Does the euphonium have the same fingerings as a trombone?� �Joe

�Your stage presence was abominable!� (meaning to be complimentary) �Arastoo

�Phillip Glass says� Come to the come to the composition concert come come come to the composition concert composition concert concert concert�� �one of our posters for publicity (Austin�s idea)

�Have you ever seen a man swallow a live goat? We have! Come to�� �another poster, Austin�s idea

�Whoa- the Praetorious Jubilate Deo in Hebrew!� �Me

�Oh, we forgot the nipple-gong!� -Abe, as a woman with young children is asking for directions

�Is it John Cage?� �audience member, when no one comes out at beginning of chorus concert

�One thing I�ll miss is your complaining about open E strings in the first violins at BSO concerts.� �Anna

HerMajesty32: I'm telling Charlie you have a crush on him!!!! haha!!!!
JackInLiveFree: HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??????????
HerMajesty32: I don't know... it's just.... the way you look at him...

HerMajesty32: did you see david and mike fighting over me?
JackInLiveFree: nope, I was too busy playing with mike's stick.
JackInLiveFree: ......
JackInLiveFree: erm...right.
JackInLiveFree: hehe
HerMajesty32: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HerMajesty32: you were, weren't you?
JackInLiveFree: drumstick!
JackInLiveFree: damn my mouth to hell and back.
HerMajesty32: whoaaaaaaaaa
JackInLiveFree: HEY!!!
HerMajesty32: what about mike's stick and your mouth?

irishviking1086: you want the brownies?
irishviking1086: or the lucky charms?

HerMajesty32: ::resists the temptation to add "plaintively," because she knows she reads too much::
irishviking1086: ?
HerMajesty32: I'm such a dork that I thought of the adverb as I typed it

HerMajesty32: have you had challah before?
irishviking1086: nope
HerMajesty32: egg bread
HerMajesty32: it's wonderful
HerMajesty32: I love it
irishviking1086: ::sniff:: MORE competition???

Patrick: You should bitch at them for swearing

elspethbrat: he's male. i'm female. seeing as i don't understand males, in this story, everything with a penis is going to be either pathetic or evil.

Kjleftin: good afternoon is like "i'm a higher level professional then you are" greeting

Kjleftin: yo kinda goes with the "head nod" thing for guys
Kjleftin: like a way of saying in one word or gesture "Hey, we both have penises! cool!"

Kjleftin: i did karate when i was like 7
Kjleftin: i only did it cuz i wanted to be like a superhero though
Kjleftin: after i realized that super heros were pretend, i stopped going

Kjleftin: notice the "me" before "patrick" symbolizing that a) I have no grammar skills and b) i'm more important then him
HerMajesty32: more important than he

baggysnowball: Did anything happen today?
HerMajesty32: yeah
HerMajesty32: we had a mass orgy
HerMajesty32: and you missed it
baggysnowball: A what?

elspethbrat: good times are....well, good.
HerMajesty32: a rather astute observation, dearest

Merri: The smart people take AP History. The really smart people take accelerated.

faerybliss48: ah yes the relationshipees joking about their lovers' sibling sex affairs

HerMajesty32: David just hasn't been too energetic
HerMajesty32: probably because he's too busy blowing his nose
faerybliss48: yea
faerybliss48: or just blowing in general
HerMajesty32: yeah
HerMajesty32: I knew that was coming
HerMajesty32: no wonder zach has been so busy lately...
faerybliss48: LOL
faerybliss48: well we all know what happens when they do their "bio lab"

HerMajesty32: I mean, if we had no lives, we'd be done with homework sooner...
HerMajesty32: but I do have one... well, almost
HerMajesty32: if I really had one, why would I be going out with a trumpet player?
irishviking1086: you'd be going out with two
irishviking1086: me and myself

Me: Christine, why are you putting on Natashia�s shirt over your tank top?
Natashia: Because I�m proud of my boobs and she�s not.

Bono: I need to get some sticks.
Kenny: I need to get some pants.
Me: Hey, why don�t you put your stick in his pants?

HerMajesty32: I'm going to get some tonight! Wahoo!
HerMajesty32: And I'll be up all night tomorrow night!
Woodlark21: some...?
HerMajesty32: sleepppppppp
HerMajesty32: SLEEP!
HerMajesty32: not action!

Jennie: You must love being object to ridicool!

irishviking1086: i cleaned my room!
HerMajesty32: yay!!!
HerMajesty32: now I won't get my clothes mixed up with yours anymore! ;-)

baggysnowball: I said to Patrick, "I didn't know your sister was a Doyle!"

Gagnon (a few years ago): This is the earliest I've had an entire band on grass!

Kate: Jesus-kebabs!

Leesh: Get a practice room! [Note: This was not to me. It was to Bono and Zach. I was innocent, this time.]

HerMajesty32: don't you love hypocrisy?
TrumpetEgo: of course. why else would I go into the arts?

HerMajesty32: wondering about the proper spelling of "mmmh"
HerMajesty32: I usually use the h
HerMajesty32: I don't know why
HerMajesty32: it looks better to me

HerMajesty32: ::PG-rated hug::
irishviking1086: no...
HerMajesty32: ::R-rated hug::
irishviking1086: much better

Kjleftin: not all guys are perfect like me
Kjleftin: although they strive to be like me
Kjleftin: they just can't be as perfect
HerMajesty32: are you SURE you quit trumpet?

irishviking1086: i just don't want you to be too unindependant

irishviking1086: ::vaporizes like any good leprechaun does, cuz we can::

Cry of a Merlin: wow for a minute i could have SWORN you said "yeehaw really" i was thinking, "yeehaw? what the hell do cowboys have to do with it? could sarah be a cowboy? could sarah be a boy?"
HerMajesty32: I don't think I'm a boy...
HerMajesty32: but my lack of boobage leads me to think so...
Cry of a Merlin: maybe you should check anyway....just to be on the safe side
Cry of a Merlin: you wouldnt want to wake up in the morning and realize you can pee standing up
HerMajesty32: ew!
Cry of a Merlin: although that would be pretty cool

HerMajesty32: would you call castration close combat, too?
JackInLiveFree: actually, that would be closer combat
JackInLiveFree: or maybe too close combat

Evan: It�s barbecue-flavored dandruff!

Zach: Dave, don�t you dare touch my stick!

Scott: What? What? What did you say?
Me: You wouldn�t understand. Have you ever had cramps?
Scott: Yeah� Oh! No.

Mr. Gagnon: Follow the shiny blue thing!

HerMajesty32: you mean suck
HerMajesty32: not such
HerMajesty32: hehe
Woodlark21: ::fourth finger::

Woodlark21: that's not a word by any chance, is it?
Woodlark21: or is it along the lines of 'screwar' and 'fixar'?
HerMajesty32: but don't forget screwarse [to screw one�s self]

Molly: I�m going to be cheap and easy this time.
Me: David, Molly�s going to give you herself for your birthday!
David: I already have her. ::expression of foolish infatuation::
Sarah: Well, Patrick wants something cheap and useless for his birthday.

Mr. Gagnon: Will someone give up their seat for the lovebirds? (Three guesses whom he was talking about!)

Me: Merri, you make a much sexier Patrick than he does.

Mr. Gagnon: Sarah, you can go march for your brother-in-law.

Molly (maybe): Jess has to write a barbecue.

k j l e f t i n: yopp
HerMajesty32: yop is spelled with one p, silly
k j l e f t i n: oh
k j l e f t i n: ok
HerMajesty32: according to the David Mavor Yop Tradition
k j l e f t i n: david mavor's yop tradition has been proven false on several occasions
k j l e f t i n: now according to the yopp theory, there are two ps

faerybliss48: its kind of like this new special toy in your life and you wanna play with it all the time
faerybliss48: because its new and shiny and exciting
[you can try and guess what we were talking about]

HerMajesty32: who needs to practice trumpet anyway?
irishviking1086: i do
HerMajesty32: no, you're perfect
irishviking1086: nice try
HerMajesty32: wow, I got you to admit you weren't perfect! WHOA I WIN!!!!

HerMajesty32: I'M NOT HAMLET, GOD DAMNLET!
HerMajesty32: I just wanted to say God Dammit in a different way
HerMajesty32: it has nothing to do with hamlet
HerMajesty32: although if I were hamlet, I'd have something to write about

elspethbrat: i mean, that's dedication! writing an essay from beyond the grave...now there's a good student!

HerMajesty32: in the ideal universe, the universe would revolve around you, and you would revolve around me
HerMajesty32: that way, we'd both be happy

elspethbrat: prove yourself worthy of being on top, and maybe i'll consider allowing it [to Kenny]

HerMajesty32: you and kenneigh... hm...
elspethbrat: i'm a good girl. i don't cheat O:-)
HerMajesty32: cheat?
HerMajesty32: on fredrick?
elspethbrat: of course not! never! and not with a cult member

HerMajesty32: Hey, Caroline! Do you want to go to Siberia with me? I was thinking of bringing along Kenny, so we can drop him in a snow bank and leave him there with no food for miles. After that, we can gather a Communist force and rebel against the government. Our next move will be to send for David and Zach. We will develop a gay porn company that will make billions, using them as our models. How's that for a plan?
Auto response from Cpcheetah1: yeah...about that....that would be great...
HerMajesty32: Okay, I'm glad that you agree
HerMajesty32: :-D

achooyou1: so have them send them all to me
achooyou1: and the leaders and i will create entertainment for you mortals

HerMajesty32: god, I'm such a slut...
HerMajesty32: :-P
HerMajesty32: just for having this conversation
irishviking1086: you're only a slut if you have these convos in public
irishviking1086: with random guys

elspethbrat: you're not a slut in general, sarah
elspethbrat: you're just patrick's slut

elspethbrat: we're plotting your death, kenny
HerMajesty32: castration
Cry of a Merlin: suffocation
elspethbrat: disemboweling
elspethbrat: making castanets out of your testicles
elspethbrat: i stole that from something...i forget what, though

k j l e f t i n: i blame you jess! stop messing with my head
k j l e f t i n: making some things hard
k j l e f t i n: some easy
k j l e f t i n: oh wow, that sounded worse then intended

k j l e f t i n: actually i exist only in your imagination and wildest dreams
elspethbrat: nice try
k j l e f t i n: and by wildest i mean, not appropriate to talk about in public.
elspethbrat: i don't dream about stupid trumpet-turned-drummers

k j l e f t i n: jess, you should go to college and major in sex.
Cry of a Merlin: jess: hi! i'm a sex major! can you help me with my homework?

elspethbrat: just because i'm a little susceptible to alcohol doesn't make me a whore...
elspethbrat: it just makes me...well, a little susceptible to alcohol

HerMajesty32: irishviking1086: you should write a story about sober ppl making out in practice rooms
elspethbrat: you two can collaborate. you're the experts. besides, everyone says to write what you know.
elspethbrat: and you'd be able to do research for the story, too!
elspethbrat: "oh! sorry, we were working on a story we were writing. honest!"

elspethbrat: so standing up, it's a workout for your calf muscles, standing on your toes and such
HerMajesty32: I'm getting exercise!
elspethbrat: another excuse!
elspethbrat: "hey, i need to stay in shape somehow!"

HerMajesty32: it really sounds like you're cheating on me
HerMajesty32: I better not be seeing any red-haired Doyle babies nine months hence
irishviking1086: you won't see them
HerMajesty32: you'll hide them from me?
irishviking1086: i'll make a colony in georgia

HerMajesty32: are you in a good mood?
irishviking1086: yeah
HerMajesty32: I can tell
HerMajesty32: because you're saying "yup" and "nope"
HerMajesty32: I think I do that too
HerMajesty32: if I were in a bad mood, it would be "yeah" and "not really"

Elissa: My chest is cold.
Me: Do you want me to warm it up for you?

Molly, every time she sees me: It's not a problem!!!
Me: Yes, it is!!!

Me, as a greeting today: Yes, it is!!!
Molly: I want to take you home.
Me: I want to take you home, too.
Molly: Oh yeah.
Me: Where should we go?
Molly: �Home! [had to be there, definitely]

Erica: Patrick was sitting there, and the windows were normal. Then you sat down next to him, and all the windows on the band bus fogged up!

HerMajesty32: flatness is only bad in music
HerMajesty32: because you wouldn't really want sharp boobs [to Alicia

HerMajesty32: it's our anniversary tomorrow!
HerMajesty32: one month
elspethbrat: YAY!
elspethbrat: i'll pick you a dandelion
elspethbrat: and if i can't find one, i'll give you a prettifully colored leaf
elspethbrat: or maybe i'll just buy you a blanket ;-). a gift you can use

Nina: Can I put my stuff in your bag?
Me: Sure, just take out my personal items. Nothing like lingerie or tampons, don�t worry. Not that personal.
Nina: Okay.
Me: Oh wait, I forgot about the condoms I brought for the bus ride.

Kjleftin: well then, how much do you think you cost?
elspethbrat: oh, i'd put myself at at least 50!

HerMajesty32: I know you have issues with the weather
HerMajesty32: so it's not just that you suck ;-)
irishviking1086: it's ok
irishviking1086: i know i'm flat
irishviking1086: flatter than you at any rate ;-)

Cry of a Merlin: so brand me stupid and call me an idiot

Cry of a Merlin: i wanna milk this lol
Cry of a Merlin: another quote!
Cry of a Merlin: cuz lauras not a cow

baggysnowball: Yellow ice cream turns me off.

irishviking1086: know what'd be funny?
irishviking1086: if something like geometry was passed on like sexual knowlege
irishviking1086: and all the little 7th graders were like
irishviking1086: ::whisper:: hey, did you know that there are 180 degrees in a triangle?
irishviking1086: no, what's a triangle?
irishviking1086: hahaha you don't even know what a triangle is
irishviking1086: it's a geometric figure with three sides and three vertices
irishviking1086: wow
irishviking1086: vertices
irishviking1086: i gotta get some of that

Kenny: Numbers can kick letters� ass with one hand tied behind their backs!

Woodlark21: maybe the density level of our [Spanish] class is contagious

elspethbrat: how do you know i have no penis?

Woodlark21: oh, and letters could definitely beat number's asses with both hands tied behind there back, standing on one foot, after bono stole their glasses

Zach: Hey, Sarah, let�s repopulate Montana!

Cry of a Merlin: dude there are much more serious problems than my MTS....someones dick could actually be on fire!

HerMajesty32: I love the Shutz
badnewzjoe: mmmm
badnewzjoe: i never liked that oldie music

Gagnon: Done necking already?

Me: You. Owe. Me. A.
Me and Jess: Dandelion!
Later:
Me: No. Noodle. Ing.
Jess: Dandelion!

Merriolla: maybe we should name the band bus the fuck truck instead of the wellesley bus :-P

HerMajesty32: AMY amy
HerMajesty32: the one you know
Merriolla: oooooh
Merriolla: i love how you only had to say AMY amy for me to get it...

Cry of a Merlin: 6"2 feet of burning hotness

HerMajesty32: now I just need a picture of Silverfox to insert in my place in that picture I showed you... [mmmh� the two hottest guys on the face of this earth� except that one�s fictional� :�-(]

lonewolf5778: i know that much sarah, ur as fucked up at the rest of us. you just hide it better

k j l e f t i n: and sex.
k j l e f t i n: sex is always still there
k j l e f t i n: cause i mean, it's sex.

HerMajesty32: ::sappy smile::
irishviking1086: ::taps sarah::
HerMajesty32: mhm?
irishviking1086: ::collects sap::
HerMajesty32: lol
irishviking1086: ::makes syrup::

k j l e f t i n: well i didn't finish that book (The Great Gatsby)
k j l e f t i n: so i get to make up the ending
k j l e f t i n: and in the ending, the guy and the girl get together and live happily ever after
k j l e f t i n: and someone hangs a green light at the end of the dock outside their house

Cry of a Merlin (11:00:34 PM): dude, youre "humble little corner" is pretty damn cocky
HerMajesty32 (11:01:15 PM): I just feel the need to document amusing moments
Cry of a Merlin (11:01:34 PM): i just felt the need to use "cocky" correctly in a sentence

Cry of a Merlin: haha and that was about as relevant as me lighting myself on fire and then saying I'm made of cream cheese

Cry of a Merlin: how would a deaf person communicate with a broken hand?
HerMajesty32: good question!
Cry of a Merlin: that would suck sooo much cuz they could be saying "i'd like somewater" and the other person could read "i shit chrostmas ornaments"

Cry of a Merlin: i love how almost everytime we have a conversation i end up in your profile
HerMajesty32: yeah
Cry of a Merlin: its like i'm your quote supplier....only i dont get paid...and it sint drugs

Cry of a Merlin: now...wheres my money?
HerMajesty32: um...
HerMajesty32: good question
Cry of a Merlin: lol *searches bra*...you look bigger today...
HerMajesty32: lol
Cry of a Merlin: dude, its a gold mine!

baggysnowball: Hee, that picture is so cute! You with the potholder on your head, and him with the KFC bucket on his head! Teehee!

k j l e f t i n: can patrick come?
k j l e f t i n: not in that way you dirty little mind
HerMajesty32: oh yes, he can certainly come ;-)
HerMajesty32: oh, right
HerMajesty32: he is pretty sure that he's free

BaggySnowball: I had French toast sticks three days in a row...
irishviking1086: oooh
irishviking1086: you unpatriotic little...
irishviking1086: um...
irishviking1086: person
BaggySnowball: Hey, that's what it says on the box!
irishviking1086: ooooh
irishviking1086: those unpatriotic box manufacturers
BaggySnowball: I know. Isn't there an article in the Constitution about unpatriotic box manufacturing?

K Cadirabaen: thank you! you are brilliant and wonderful and should be a goddess :-D

HerMajesty32: and if patrick doesn't come to practice, I'm shooting his mother
elspethbrat: absolutely. i'll help
HerMajesty32: with rotten tomatoes
HerMajesty32: that are currently sitting on my dining room table
HerMajesty32: and smelling up the house

Elissa: Keep your appendages in the vehicle at all times.
Various people: Which appendages? And� which vehicle?

irishviking1086: i'd rather avoid using you as my audition wench anyway

Kerry: Fish porn!

Danielle: Attention Clarinets: Join Marching Band 2005!

Me: Kenny and Josh are the odd ones out.
Josh: Because we�re guys?
Erica: No, because you don�t have boyfriends.
Kenny: Hey, we can kill two birds with one stone!

irishviking1086: lol and it's all society's fault for causing schools and shit like that
irishviking1086: damn agriculture
irishviking1086: we never have time due to schoolwork
HerMajesty32: yeah
irishviking1086: which is only there cuz everyone else is doing it
irishviking1086: cuz some idiot domesticated wheat

elspethbrat: let's both of us cut the first two periods
elspethbrat: we'll go get drunk
elspethbrat: have a party
LadySinfonia: yeah!
elspethbrat: go pick up your irishman
LadySinfonia: yeah
LadySinfonia: you can't get drunk without irishmen!

LadySinfonia: so we might just have to go fuck somewhere nearby...
elspethbrat: ok. i'll lock the door and put the key down my shirt

k j l e f t i n: ::throws sticks at her with SUPER DRUMMER SKILLS::
elspethbrat: ::runs away from kenny's stick, as she wants nothing to do with it::

Laura: Did you just say �voy a hacer a Patrick� or something?
Me: No, but it�s true!

k j l e f t i n: actually i have several sticks
k j l e f t i n: although i broke one the other day
k j l e f t i n: cause i banged the drum too hard
LadySinfonia: you DID?!
elspethbrat: you drummers love your drums too much
LadySinfonia: you're THAT desperate?
elspethbrat: it must be unhealthy
elspethbrat: you can probably get STDs from fucking your drums
LadySinfonia: you shouldn't be getting hard on account of your drums!!!
elspethbrat: and imagine if you got the drum pregnant!
elspethbrat: what would you do then?!?!?!
elspethbrat: THINK OF THE AWFUL CONSEQUENCES, KENNY!
elspethbrat: little kenny/drum mutants running around! THE HORROR!

k j l e f t i n: almost as good as mini kennys with drummer sunglasses driving mini pimpmobiles
k j l e f t i n: that was molly's idea
elspethbrat: ::shudders::
elspethbrat: would there be mini sarahs and patricks to go fuck in the mini pimpmobiles?
k j l e f t i n: �after i was talking about little patricks and sarahs running around in my car

k j l e f t i n: patrick and sarah can't have babies cause they'd just grow exponentially
k j l e f t i n: their babies would fuck each other
k j l e f t i n: and so on
k j l e f t i n: and so on
elspethbrat: creating an elite race of jewish irishfolk who have perfect pitch, rhythmic interpretation, dynamics, and grammar
k j l e f t i n: it'd be like a utopia
k j l e f t i n: jess, that's how we'll end our bible
k j l e f t i n: the elite society of the sarah and patricks!

elspethbrat: the soccer balls that they've handled...
k j l e f t i n: your fingers have handled a lot of balls?
elspethbrat: ::smacks self:: dammit!

hermajesty32: THIS LAB SHOULD GO FUCK ITSELF IN A PIT FULL OF CRACK-ADDICT ELEPHANTS!!!
hermajesty32: or maybe it should burn to death in a practice room
hermajesty32: along with one of those shitty pianos

Me: You know you need a shave when your girlfriend�s hair gets stuck on your chin� [David and Molly]

Eliav: Is it drinkable water?
Vakati: Well, if you want to drink acid and base mixed together�
Eliav: Acid, eh?

Jess: You went to Hebrew college and you�re not even fluent in Hebrew! You Hebrew School Dropout!
Kenny (singing): Hebrew School Dropout�

Kenny: The Christ imagery was so obvious that even I noticed it. It was like they were beating you over the head with a cross! [3rd Matrix]

irishviking1086: McD's is fast, cheap, and easy
HerMajesty32: okay
HerMajesty32: lol
HerMajesty32: just like me!!!
HerMajesty32: (that was an insult... :-P)

HerMajesty32: Kenny, Jess's hair is worth a lot of money
HerMajesty32: you have to pay her first, you should know that
HerMajesty32: did you know that it turns into snakes when she's angry?

k j l e f t i n (Jess): kenny needs to have his fingers amputated
k j l e f t i n: so he can't type any more slander
HerMajesty32: or play tritoms
k j l e f t i n: and so they're little, like mine
HerMajesty32: his boobs?
HerMajesty32: ;-)
k j l e f t i n: NO! his fingers

HerMajesty32: my printer makes a minor third with the two sounds it makes while it's printing,
irishviking1086: lol geek
HerMajesty32: and the "moo" for IM chimed in an octave below the higher pitch
HerMajesty32: right after I'd whistled the printer notes absently

Merriolla: apparently last night i collected our phones and her alarm clock and woke her up
Merriolla: i'm wondering, though, why the phones and alarm clock?

Me: I don�t think Patrick�s coming on the Districts bus!
Caroline: Sarah, I�ll fog up the bus with you!

LadySinfonia: so I may or may not get to see you on Saturday?
irishviking1086: you probably will see me
irishviking1086: unless you have your glasses off;-)

baggysnowball: How come you capitalize yourself and not Patrick? That's not fair.
LadySinfonia: I know...
LadySinfonia: it's because I know patrick more intimately than I know myself

irishviking1086: it's even cute when you try to be cute and fail miserably

baggysnowball: Syphilis is being sold on e-bay. Did I tell you that? I'm highly amused.
irishviking1086: hahahaha
irishviking1086: that's awesome
baggysnowball: Indirectly or directly, I'm not sure.
baggysnowball: :-\
irishviking1086: it'd be funny if the hos just raised their prices to $-3 and called the syphillis an "extra"

bbckat 1: ::sigh:: dear god, why are cute boys so cute?

HerMajesty32: I win!
irishviking1086: yeah
irishviking1086: the too poor for condoms award

Woodlark21: b/c the author revels in torturing overly dependent guys, of course!
Woodlark21: it's a national pastime
Woodlark21: it should be an olympic sport

HerMajesty32: probably a big size
Woodlark21: yeah - so they can be secure in their masculinity
Woodlark21: everything must be big

Woodlark21: ooh - thou art screwed!
Woodlark21: estas screwando!
Woodlark21: or screwada
HerMajesty32: screwada
HerMajesty32: screwando would be screwing
Woodlark21: i don't know if you're 'screwando' right now
HerMajesty32: estoy screwando a Patrick
Woodlark21: now now, i told you not to use that thoughtsensing gift to read my mind...
HerMajesty32: O:-)I was NOT!
Woodlark21: a Freudian slip - en espanol
Woodlark21: or espangles, as the case may be
Woodlark21: un deslizo de Freud

HerMajesty32: and he got challah at the store
HerMajesty32: which is addictive
irishviking1086: getting challah at the store is addictive?
irishviking1086: do they have a challah buyers anonymous?

irishviking1086: yeah i never wear black cuz mom won't get me black
HerMajesty32: awww
irishviking1086: "it doesn't look good on you"
irishviking1086: "it's not you're color"
irishviking1086: (translation: you already wear baggy pants, isn't that outrageous enough?)

baggysnowball: I like being coveted.
HerMajesty32: lo
HerMajesty32: *lol
HerMajesty32: or maybe
HerMajesty32: AND LO! KATE WAS COVETED. AND IT WAS GOOD.

College book, on Rice University: Students attend the Night of Decadence dressed as minimally as possible; one student says, "It's all about plastic wrap- lots of plastic wrap." For such reasons, Playboy magazine has named NOD one of the top college parties.

Elissa: He [Kenny] told me about it because we�re like brothers!

irishviking1086: 'sup?
elspethbrat: nothing that you don't already know, mr sarah-tells-me-everything

irishviking1086: i feel so special!
irishviking1086: my gf tells me ALMOST everything!
HerMajesty32: well, I'm not going to tell you all my family secrets!
HerMajesty32: or about all the times I cheated on you!
HerMajesty32: ;-)
irishviking1086: family secrets
irishviking1086: about you cheating
HerMajesty32: hehe
irishviking1086: i guess you really are from texas

k j l e f t i n: putting other couples one month aniversery's in your info... i don't think you can go much lower than that
HerMajesty32: oh, I can go PLENTY low
HerMajesty32: ask Patrick
k j l e f t i n: oh wow, that sounded much much much worse then you probably intended it to sound
HerMajesty32: oh, I intended it to sound pretty bad

Woodlark21: english essay....?
HerMajesty32: the personal essay
Woodlark21: ::profanity::
HerMajesty32: yeah
Woodlark21: ::expletive::
HerMajesty32: my words exactly
HerMajesty32: hehe
Woodlark21: ::bad word::
Woodlark21: ::not shiny::
Woodlark21: ::BEEP::

Woodlark21: it's the ancient secrets of the Irishman Separation Torture!
Woodlark21: a method honed over the years
Woodlark21: until perfection is attained
Woodlark21: it is tested on innocent subjects
Woodlark21: i can almost hear the evil drunken irishman laughter...
Woodlark21: high pitched, like a really tiny leprachaun...
Woodlark21: or maybe just a tenor....
Woodlark21: on helium...

Woodlark21: so... has the leprachaun 'te da recuerdos' lately?

baggysnowball: Why does 'please' have an 'e' on the end of it?
k j l e f t i n: well
k j l e f t i n: it all started in the days of the greek gods actually
k j l e f t i n: there was the god of pleasure who was known as pleas
k j l e f t i n: the god always got taken advantage of, and so the god decided to set up a system.
k j l e f t i n: the god would only do what the people said if they said the god's name with an e at the end
k j l e f t i n: soon everyone knew the code
k j l e f t i n: so people just started calling the god please
k j l e f t i n: and that my friend is how the e got on the word please

Woodlark21: My name is Sarah, and i'm a challah-holic...

baggysnowball: Kenny's so smart.[?????????]

HerMajesty32: well, I did one problem
HerMajesty32: the others might be harder
irishviking1086: lol
irishviking1086: you like that in a math problem, don't you

Gagnon: Sarah is a bookend of the marching band.
Later: Patrick is the other half the bookend I mentioned earlier.

Danielle: Sarahpatrick. In the side-yard. With a magical buttoned shirt. It�s like Clue! Then you have: Sarahpatrick. In the kennymobile. With the keys.

elspethbrat: and you've got many pictures of patrick's wonderful horn carriage ;-)
LadySinfonia: it's not porno, i swear!
elspethbrat: you gave us the non-pornographic pics
elspethbrat: i don't wanna see the other ones i know you have hidden away ;-)
LadySinfonia: oh, I didn't put those up?
LadySinfonia: whoops!
LadySinfonia: I meant to make money off of that site!

elspethbrat: you wanna make real cash?
elspethbrat: bring a camera into my basement
elspethbrat: somehow set it to photograph everything that goes on
elspethbrat: and then edit out the clothes
LadySinfonia: yeah, really
elspethbrat: we'll all be billionaires in a matter of hours
LadySinfonia: yup
LadySinfonia: we're all porn stars now

Mom: Rachel will be coming home soon�
Dad: With Jeremy!
Mom: We�ll have to double our food preparation every week!

HerMajesty32: so do you want to come to Hanukkah sometime if you can?
Elspethbrat(really Laura): I'm allergic to jewish holidays.
HerMajesty32: fine, be that way
HerMajesty32: ::sniff::
HerMajesty32: so what's your real answer? hanukkah or no?
elspethbrat: can't.
elspethbrat: my parents hate jews

elspethbrat(Laura, to Kenny): there will be no showers for you until you grope dave!
elspethbrat: or are groped by dave
irishviking1086(commenting later): so she wants to make sure he's gay and not going to rape her before she let's him in her shower?

UTCanadienne: I can't figure out my cell phone!! It's seriously POing me
irishviking1086: didn't it come with a book?
UTCanadienne: sigh
UTCanadienne: Yes.
UTCanadienne: why must you be so practical?

Elspethbrat(Laura): not in the snow
elspethbrat: cause that would suck for both the tp-er and the tp-eee

HerMajesty32: ::dramatic swoon::
irishviking1086: ::dramatically lets sarah fall on the floor::
irishviking1086: ::is kidding::

baggysnowball: The second thing I ever wanted to be when I was younger was a nun. hehe
k j l e f t i n: after a rockstar?
baggysnowball: *grin* After football player/wrestler.

Woodlark21: so, children, when the sexual favors have not gone bad, do not destroy them, give them to a charity

elspethbrat: and you've got many pictures of patrick's wonderful horn carriage ;-)
LadySinfonia: it's not porno, i swear!
elspethbrat: you gave us the non-pornographic pics
elspethbrat: i don't wanna see the other ones i know you have hidden away ;-)
LadySinfonia: oh, I didn't put those up?
LadySinfonia: whoops!
LadySinfonia: I meant to make money off of that site!

elspethbrat: you wanna make real cash?
elspethbrat: bring a camera into my basement
elspethbrat: somehow set it to photograph everything that goes on
elspethbrat: and then edit out the clothes
LadySinfonia: yeah, really
elspethbrat: we'll all be billionaires in a matter of hours
LadySinfonia: yup
LadySinfonia: we're all porn stars now

HerMajesty32: hm, I don�t know which is better�
HerMajesty32: doing well on the PSAT or getting an extra hug from Patrick

Raylina20: we're having a sibling competition
Raylina20: this summer
Raylina20: you vs. ben's brother vs. rachel's brother
Raylina20: sports, music, video games, math, writing, drinking,
Raylina20: computer programming
Raylina20: and debate and science labs
Raylina20: typing speed
Raylina20: , poker, scrabble

elspethbrat: ::drools::
elspethbrat: ::can't control self::
HerMajesty32: lol
HerMajesty32: jess, jess
HerMajesty32: save that for the kennymobile!!!

HerMajesty32: I have showers at 10:45 when I'm done with my homework before I talk to you, and 11:45 if I'm not
irishviking1086: lol
irishviking1086: (come to my house and rape me, patrick)

HerMajesty32: you did better than I did on verbal!
irishviking1086: yay!
HerMajesty32: and you don't take English!
irishviking1086: i'm more female!

Sarah: Hey Christine, this is Kenny, Jess�s new boyfriend!
Christine (improv): Hey everybody, this is Kenny, Jess�s new boyfriend!

Jess: Kenny, you better behave, or I'll tell Christine on you!

Random Friendly�s Person: Is he a male stripper? [Zach]
Jess: Yes!

k j l e f t i n: im a woman
k j l e f t i n: hooray
HerMajesty32: womAn
HerMajesty32: what percent?
k j l e f t i n: 80% confidence
HerMajesty32: HEY!
HerMajesty32: that's the same as Patrick and Josh!
HerMajesty32: You're an elite 80% female club!

LadySinfonia: OOH! We could play dreidel!!!!!
irishviking1086: lol
irishviking1086: strip dreidel
irishviking1086: :-*

irishviking1086: we should make some movies;-)
LadySinfonia: ;-)
LadySinfonia: what a great idea!
LadySinfonia: hm... what should the plot be?
LadySinfonia: oh wait
LadySinfonia: it doesn't NEED a plot

LadySinfonia: maybe we should just forget the whole camera idea...
irishviking1086: yeah
LadySinfonia: we can always have a still camera go off at timed intervals

Jess: Guess what Sarah�s getting for Hanukkah? She�s getting three Catholics!

Woodlark21: maybe i'll get you a trumpet with two bells for christmas
Woodlark21: or maybe i'll get you one with two mouthpieces... ;-)

Woodlark21: i can go to http://tarmaandkethry'srent-a-clan.com and rent a whole mass of doyles for you...
Woodlark21: patrick clones!!!!!!!!!!
LadySinfonia: I can have one patrick for every room in my house!
Woodlark21: oh - but they have to be delivered all the way from georgia, so shipping costs are really high....

Woodlark21: actually, i was thinking more one patrick for every sala de practica en la escuela...
Woodlark21: and one mini-patrick
LadySinfonia: hehe
Woodlark21: "most parts are travel sized for your convenience"
LadySinfonia: ::smirk::
LadySinfonia: most parts?

Woodlark21: hmm... travel sized patricks, patrick clans, patrick clones...
Woodlark21: you could start a whole industry!
Woodlark21: patented by sarah...
Woodlark21: i can see the tags now!
Woodlark21: "made in a practice room in georgia"
Woodlark21: 100% cotton
Woodlark21: washable
LadySinfonia: yeah, washable is good
LadySinfonia: PRE-SHRUNK?!?!
Woodlark21: can't have it shrinking in the wash
Woodlark21: after all, you want it to fit, don't you?

Me: I have to go write a math essay now
Dad: are you going to write it about an identity crisis?

Elspethbrat (to Kenny): handcuffs, fine, but no drumsets!

Danielle: Oh yes, Sarah likes those sextets. Just not with strings�

elspethbrat: sarah...you can "argue" for patrick's "coming" when i'm out of the room, k?

blaimue: I'm a very introverted, bitter person :-)
HerMajesty32: lol
HerMajesty32: I was...
HerMajesty32: until I joined marching band
blaimue: Now you're introverted, bitter, and follow a cult.

Cry of a Merlin: i know. fuji film moment
elspethbrat: as opposed to kodak moment?
Cry of a Merlin: they arent opposed. theyre partners. part of the agreement was that the saying be switched every so often...50/50

irishviking1086: that's funny that sandra whined you out of a block
irishviking1086: i'll have to get in on this racket
irishviking1086: i wonder what she could make him do....

BaggySnowball: I had fun invading my mother
BaggySnowball: 's Christmas cards

HerMajesty32: ::poke::
irishviking1086: EEP!
irishviking1086: :-P
HerMajesty32: LOL!
HerMajesty32: ::holds out hand for $2::
irishviking1086: ::takes hand::
irishviking1086: ::puts said hand around waist::
irishviking1086: ::hugs::
irishviking1086: sorry
irishviking1086: no cash
HerMajesty32: hugs are better
HerMajesty32: I'd much rather have a hug from you than $2, any day

elspethbrat: well, so is me getting As on POWs!
elspethbrat: just can't be done
Cry of a Merlin: how do you get an A on a prisoner of war? arent there laws against that?
HerMajesty32: yeah, she did a prisoner of war and got an A on it

Cry of a Merlin: What are we jews to do on Christmas with all the stores closed?
HerMajesty32: Well, I�m going to Vermont�
Cry of a Merlin: grrr.....well, what if vermont is closed too?

Cry of a Merlin: i just think he got excited that you mentioned and act involving you and his genitiles. he's a guy hon, he'd do anything to better the odds

irishviking1086: i mean if i had free minutes
irishviking1086: i'd know when they were
irishviking1086: regardless if i used them or not
HerMajesty32: it didn't say on the package
irishviking1086: you have 8:34pm
irishviking1086: and 11:57pm

HerMajesty32: you're pretty, too
HerMajesty32: and you're not sweaty and greasy all the time
HerMajesty32: and you don't have smelly armor
HerMajesty32: and you don't get yourself killed ten thousand times and get waked up by a stoned elven princess
irishviking1086: nope
irishviking1086: i get woken up
HerMajesty32: waked up is more fun

k j l e f t i n: OH MY GOD
MadameSush: it's done
MadameSush: and it was almost deleted?
HerMajesty32: Jess pretended to dump you?
HerMajesty32: she told you she was pregnant with your child?
HerMajesty32: patrick called you and told you he was pregnant with your child?
HerMajesty32: wei che ""?

Patrick: Length can be measured in minutes?

Sarah: I should have him beat up people for me.
Jess: �Go Patrick! Sic �em, boy!�

Amy: What�s a sush?

Jennie: Sushi�s hair is right for the pulling!

elspethbrat: amy, you sprained a boob muscle?
elspethbrat: what kind of activity do you put those things through?!?

irishviking1086: no, i think my fear of getting pregnant is enough

k j l e f t i n: i have a jet plane
k j l e f t i n: it's in my backyeard
k j l e f t i n: it's called the kennymoplane
k j l e f t i n: it's already being used right now (notice how sarah isn't talking very much)
Zarajeth: do you have a kennymohelicopter too?

HerMajesty32: remember in ROTK when Frodo is drinking from that waterbottle?
K Cadirabaen: aye
HerMajesty32: what were you thinking then?
k j l e f t i n: i know what i was thinking
k j l e f t i n: ::i bet he gives great head::

k j l e f t i n: i don't think patrick would like it to much if he knew you'd rather see him fucking zach then him fucking you.
HerMajesty32: no, I'd rather see him fucking dave

k j l e f t i n: i just realized what i was playing with in my hand

HerMajesty32: k j l e f t i n: i just realized what i was playing with in my hand
HerMajesty32: he said that a while ago
HerMajesty32: "it's long and black"
HerMajesty32: "um... Darth Vader's dick?"
elspethbrat: HAH!
elspethbrat: kinky evil sex...

elspethbrat: dammit!
elspethbrat: i was about to cue you for the "aww"
elspethbrat: but you BEAT ME TO IT!
LadySinfonia: :-D
LadySinfonia: of course!
elspethbrat: NO ANTICIPATING THE CONDUCTOR, YOU!
elspethbrat: ::shakes baton at you::

Me: K?
Danielle: �Que? Oh, K.

Schriber: Casarse con is to marry with someone. It comes from �casa.�
Irene: Becca, will you house with me?

Danielle: Y Ja-pe�
Me: Jota-pe.
Danielle: Jotapeigh�

Ms. Lueth (as Noah is parading around in Christine�s tight, white sweater): This is a G-rated class!

JackInLiveFree: now go on a diet, you daughter of a drunken crossing between a whale and a sailor
JackInLiveFree: a fat sailor
JackInLiveFree: and a fat whale
HerMajesty32: ::scared rabbit face::

Woodlark21: ah, manual dyslexia
Woodlark21: i write the way my brother reads

Woodlark21: ok - so during the part of the mass where we do the whole 'and this piece of cardboard junk is now the body, and this kendal jackson's brand white wine is now the blood', there are a few short pieces we sing every week

irishviking1086: i might have seen her drink a beer a few times
irishviking1086: but like
irishviking1086: i could count them on one finger

baggysnowball: The duck's fuck for a buck ran amuck when it was struck by a truck.

HerMajesty32: oh, bother kenny
HerMajesty32: hehe
Woodlark21: yes - screw kenny - oh, wait
Woodlark21: jess is already taking care of that...

Kenny: Jess' Ideal Schedule:
1. AP English
2. AP English 2
3. AP English for English Geeks
4. The History of the World since 0, covered in depth in one year
5. AP copy words out of the dictionary (hey you like to write)
6. AP History... Strikes Back
7. (don't forget Band)

Josh: Do violins have embouchure?
Me: ::Look::
Danielle: Of course! It's called Patrick!

HerMajesty32: why don't you post normal stuff like everyone else?
irishviking1086: like?
irishviking1086: awww my day sucked
irishviking1086: yay my day didn't suck
irishviking1086: ::unrequited love::
irishviking1086: PMS

HerMajesty32: I was thinking "awesome clothes!!!!" when I was "watching" TTT last night
elspethbrat: you were thinking about clothes while you were fucking patrick?
elspethbrat: there is something seriously, seriously wrong with you

Orbifex: I have a high nursery-rhyme retention rate.

HerMajesty32: and you're not a teenager?
Orbifex: Well, I try to separate myself from the demographic as much as possible.

Orbifex: Shucks. I do that too sometimes. I'm like, "What the hell! I'm in Lydian? How did I get here?"

baggysnowball: Plus, I've kinda come to assume that 92% of the time I use the verb 'to do' people are going to *smirk*.

irishviking1086: you can be like
irishviking1086: fine, stay for breakfast, but YOU'RE cooking
irishviking1086: ;-)
LadySinfonia: lol
LadySinfonia: good idea
LadySinfonia: I'll have to try that one
LadySinfonia: they'll be like, "um... I bought some cocoa puffs!"
irishviking1086: you can have a "will screw for food" sign

Cry of a Merlin: married just means you dont get laid by anybody else (or at least your not supposed to) and half of your things belong to someone else

Cry of a Merlin: if thats not partially quote page material, i'm an elf

Cry of a Merlin (4:54:45 PM): history.... interesting, but tedious. it takes almost as long to learn about it as it did for it to happen

irishviking1086: cuz it's too scary for J [Star Wars]
HerMajesty32: aww
irishviking1086: rated above E

Cry of a Merlin: if homework's a god, i'm changing religions

elspethbrat: i just totally forgot about this chat
Cry of a Merlin: hehehe
elspethbrat: it got losted behind the EVIL aol screen of DOOM
Cry of a Merlin: where you destroyed the ONE keybored

MadameSush: the pot brownies are back
HerMajesty32: sush, you're such a pothead...
HerMajesty32: you're always stoned at school
HerMajesty32: and you always smell really gross
MadameSush: is it really that obvious?
HerMajesty32: and you try to sell pot to my friends
HerMajesty32: I really don't like it, sushi
HerMajesty32: I think you should try to stop
MadameSush: I'm sorry, I have been trying to quit, but you know
MadameSush: It's really hard with all the stuff going on now, It just relaxes me
MadameSush: and you know that asthma thing, ya, that really helps it too
HerMajesty32: well, I guess there's that

k j l e f t i n: well that's just because no one had boobs in kindegarden, that's when the popularity starts ya know :-P
HerMajesty32: hahaha
HerMajesty32: maybe for the guys...
HerMajesty32: ;-)
k j l e f t i n: the guys, its just who has more facial hair of course

elspethbrat: "brother green" rocks
HerMajesty32: I know!
elspethbrat: it rocks like only a dying confederate soldier can

k j l e f t i n: whats the sting fest?
HerMajesty32: like the bandorama only worse
k j l e f t i n: is the band playing at it?
HerMajesty32: what part of STRING FEST do you not understand?

Kenny: I�m just going out with Jess so I can get into improv free!
Me: Well, she�s just going out with you because you have a car, so you�re even.
Kenny: It�s a symbiotic relationship!

Laura: We should just kidnap Alicia and drive her out into the middle of nowhere with no computer access. She�ll have to forage for food.
Alicia: You�ll see it in the newspaper three days later: girl starves to death in the woods. You�ll feel really guilty- after you�ve laughed your asses off.
Jess: Instead of trying to find a supermarket, you�ll look for a computer store. [major misquoting, but you get the idea]

HerMajesty32: ::pregnant pause::
irishviking1086: ::hard decision::

k j l e f t i n: i get to sleep tomorrow 1st period
elspethbrat: shut up :-P
elspethbrat: well, i have band
elspethbrat: so it's pretty much the equivalent
k j l e f t i n: true
elspethbrat: except i get to sleep with a lot of fun people

Zach (whining!!!): I don�t get it! Why do the excited electrons jump up?
Sarah (suggestive... I wasn't being innocent here, as it may seem to some people...): I don�t know, Zach. Why do most things jump up when they�re excited?
Zach: Oh! When a naked woman walks by!

baggysnowball: k j l e f t i n (9:33:24 PM): we're famous
baggysnowball (9:33:33 PM): Course you are.
k j l e f t i n (9:33:37 PM): ::puts on sunglasses and acquires many stds::

irishviking1086: what do you plan to do with your math degree?
irishviking1086: teach someplace?
LadySinfonia: hehe
LadySinfonia: good question
LadySinfonia: I have absolutely no idea
LadySinfonia: what do you plan to do with your performance degree?
LadySinfonia: besides be poor?
LadySinfonia: and do delivery for Dominoes?
irishviking1086: i plan to play places
irishviking1086: =wherever is hiring
LadySinfonia: hehe
LadySinfonia: so you'll do gigs at Dominoes!

ShirePup: oh no, i wasnt bragging. i making fun of ohio and south Carolina

achooyou1: and we're gonna watch a movie marathon
achooyou1: but... we gotta think of a theme
HerMajesty32: hot guys?
HerMajesty32: oh wait
achooyou1: what?
HerMajesty32: patrick and josh aren't in any movies yet
HerMajesty32: :-(

k j l e f t i n: most people are a combination of a bunch of things, like your a combined bando/straightedge which makes you intelligent with a very sexual sense of humour

k j l e f t i n: i noticed in your group, most people have been narrowed down to one syllable names
HerMajesty32: yup
k j l e f t i n: jess, sush, leesh,
k j l e f t i n: not you though
HerMajesty32: nope
k j l e f t i n: some people call me shit.

The American Pageant: The jagged skyline of America�s perpendicular civilization could not fully conceal the canker sores of a feverish growth.

Cry of a Merlin (11:45:41 PM): lol right when i was aboot to correct you!
Cry of a Merlin (11:46:07 PM): thats no typo, i've gon canadian

Josh: That�s so pedestrian.
Elissa: Your mom is a pedestrian!

Kenny: They have to outlaw STDs before they outlaw condoms!

Kenny: Wait, so I was in the bed with Jess, Sarah, Patrick, and my parents, and we were having sex? Yet at the same time, I was not having sex with my mom?

Elissa: So� normal people are never creative? I should put that on a keychain!

Cry of a Merlin: sugar and catholics.... it used to be moses and god that kept jews up at night!

HerMajesty32: ::shrug::
k j l e f t i n: i'll shrug you
HerMajesty32: I'll shrug your mom
k j l e f t i n: i shrugged your mom last night
HerMajesty32: I shrugged you last night
k j l e f t i n: shhhhh
k j l e f t i n: don't tell jess

k j l e f t i n: i'd say challah is better than patrick
HerMajesty32: ::gasp::
k j l e f t i n: challah is more tender, and firm, and tasty
k j l e f t i n: but is patrick kosher for passover?
k j l e f t i n: you should check to see if he has a (u)
k j l e f t i n: cuz you know i do ;-)

ShirePup: i thought guys were kosher if they uh....were "hatless"
ShirePup: if you take my meaning

HerMajesty32: I now have a glass bottle for the lab in chem tomorrow
ShirePup: cool
ShirePup: making a bong?

Alta: He was awakened before dawn, not by Avatre, but by a dead duck falling on his head.

k j l e f t i n: and uconn is like john edwards, except not a southern hick

irishviking1086: kenny as sex symbol
irishviking1086: thats' like
irishviking1086: austin powers as sex symbol
irishviking1086: but without all the cool stuff
irishviking1086: or the bad teeth

ShirePup: chris? i thought it was patrick that was gonna play/deliver for dominoes
HerMajesty32: hehe
HerMajesty32: the joke goes for any brass instrument, I'd say
ShirePup: ...i know we suck and we're arrogant, but we arent stiff like wood (hint hint inuendo inuendo)

ShirePup: well if its ohio, virginia, the carolinas,the dakotas, and utah it doesnt even matter
ShirePup: they were the states that got chicken blood thrown at them at the Country Prom

irishviking1086: but pp means f
irishviking1086: just like everything else

HerMajesty32: but that sentence requires a verb
k j l e f t i n: i think you require a verb
HerMajesty32: I think your mom requires a verb
k j l e f t i n: i'll require a verb for you tonight
HerMajesty32: I required a verb from you last night
k j l e f t i n: oh you required much more than a verb from me last night
k j l e f t i n: you got some adjectives and even a noun or two
HerMajesty32: those were some pretty hard parts of speech
k j l e f t i n: I have been known to have a good vocabulary
k j l e f t i n: if you know what i mean
HerMajesty32: yes, you certainly have a quick tongue

k j l e f t i n: I'm tired ::falls over again::
k j l e f t i n: will you wake me up? ;-)
elspethbrat: ::dumps water on kenny's head::
k j l e f t i n: not exactly what i had in mind.

HerMajesty32: maybe I should stop thinking about exactly how many days it will be until I might see you next
HerMajesty32: assuming that you get better!
irishviking1086: think about how sexy kenny is
irishviking1086: that should help
HerMajesty32: no, that just makes me even more depressed
HerMajesty32: ;-)

Mrs. Charles: Okay, Renee, go home and discover yourself.
Class: ::GASP!::
Mrs. Charles: I meant write your �who am I� essay! I didn�t mean it like that!

duckysdemise: ooOOOoo... "unofficially" haha. sarah, you slut!

Alicia: Yeah, guys spray powder when they�re dehydrated�

LadySinfonia: can't wait until All-state
irishviking1086: hehehe
irishviking1086: i read the book, and i don't think it says "no sex in public"

k j l e f t i n: they should check every girl before they get confirmed
k j l e f t i n: it'd be part of the testing phase
k j l e f t i n: i'm sure some priest would love to do it

Zach: She [Leesh] couldn�t decide between men and women, so she decided on Michael Jackson?

bbckat 1: i just laugh at your using inches as a measure
HerMajesty32: ;-)
HerMajesty32: I usually stick to the English system
HerMajesty32: after all, most guys don't measure in metric
bbckat 1: =-O
bbckat 1: i'd think they would... bigger numbers

HerMajesty32: thanks for your confidence in me
ChatActivist: hey, I was thinking of getting you a drool swab. I think that's confidence enough

ChatActivist: MR LEFTIN!!!
! ChatActivist: Where is your love interest???
k j l e f t i n: umm, in the sink?

k j l e f t i n: i may make you feel but i can't make you think; your sperms in the gutter, your love - in the sink (Jethro Tull)

achooyou1: i dont know , it might be to hard for you to do all that multi tasking. you know, doing something (or someone) and setting up

LadySinfonia: but I hate "selling myself" (for Spanish Honors Society application)
LadySinfonia: I'm really bad at it
irishviking1086: hehehe
irishviking1086: not a spanish prostitute, eh?

HerMajesty32: picture of kenny with a sword
HerMajesty32: except it's kind of cut off
elspethbrat: sword? or "sword?"
HerMajesty32: well, of coure it's kind of cut off- he's Jewish!
HerMajesty32: ::smacks self::

Leesh: David�s face looks like a vagina. [commenting on the stubble/beard. ::shudder::] Woodlark21: u suck
HerMajesty32: I know
HerMajesty32: don't I?
Woodlark21: perhaps i'm not the one you should be asking...

ShirePup: what?! you date a trumpet player and you dont like ska?!
ShirePup: thats....thats like..uh.. "insert good comparison here"!

ShirePup: and secondly, everyone likes celtic music
HerMajesty32: lol
HerMajesty32: not everyone likes celtic music
ShirePup: yes they do. most people just dont know it yet

Josh: Kenny, do you have a moby dick?
Kenny: I dunno... that's a very personal question.

irishviking1086: ::beams into sarah's study::
irishviking1086: oh no!
irishviking1086: my ass is on backwards!

HerMajesty32: I wouldn't want to have my boyfriend be insensible when it comes to dressing warmly
LostSoulReaper3: that way when you get old you dont have to lean out the door as he leaves for work and yell "Come get'ch'your jacket or you'll get a chill!"
LostSoulReaper3: in a yiddish accent of course
HerMajesty32: and then he'd reply in an Irish accent
HerMajesty32: :-D
LostSoulReaper3: "Ey me misses. I be catching not a cold today, but a fair wife keen on bickering in me ear"

k j l e f t i n: i think our hugging video is hot too
k j l e f t i n: not as hot as jess though :-P

irishviking1086: it's good to know that you sniff household solvents to see which ones smell like me

irishviking1086: i saw all your eddings/lackey books
irishviking1086: i was like
irishviking1086: hey
irishviking1086: i don't have to buy those
irishviking1086: i can get them from whoever hasn't given them back to sarah yet

ShirePup: wait, wont patrick get mad if you "friend me"?

HerMajesty32: this trumpet part is so fucked up
irishviking1086: i like it that way

irishviking1086: in other words, you like drugs, birth control and commies, but not enough to start the trend yourself

Laura: Mmmmmmmmmm. chocolate covered bedsheets. spice up your sex life! but wait...then girls would be sucking on the blankets as opposed to... right. moving on...

HerMajesty32: when you're chauffeuring five kids to soccer practice every evening...
UTCanadienne: Ouch!
UTCanadienne: LoL BIRTH CONTROL!!!!
HerMajesty32: oh right
HerMajesty32: you got the liberal one
HerMajesty32: damn you

Kate: I want to marry a bishop!

k j l e f t i n: i want catholic kisses
HerMajesty32: maybe patrick would be happy to oblige

k j l e f t i n: i love 8th note triplets though
k j l e f t i n: because if you have a full bar of them
k j l e f t i n: there are 12 notes
k j l e f t i n: and 12 is divisible by practically everything
HerMajesty32: I love the number 12
k j l e f t i n: so you can accent every 3 notes, every 2 notes, every 4 notes, and it always sounds cool and works out in the end
HerMajesty32: that's kind of why I like the number 64
k j l e f t i n: i thought you like that number cause its near 69
k j l e f t i n: and that makes you think of patrick
HerMajesty32: no, silly
HerMajesty32: it's a perfect square
k j l e f t i n: i like 21
k j l e f t i n: thats my favorite number
HerMajesty32: it's even, divisible by four and 16...
HerMajesty32: it's a perfect cube...
k j l e f t i n: i think odd numbers divisble by 7 are pretty hot
HerMajesty32: your mom is divisible by 7
k j l e f t i n: i divisided your mom last night
k j l e f t i n: 7 times.
k j l e f t i n: by the 6th time i was pretty tired
k j l e f t i n: but she wanted me to keep going
k j l e f t i n: she's a trooper

Anonymous: sarah, i have to tell you this... and maybe we will add some points from you into the LFC... the kid that i like has a) read The Mists of Avalon and b) heard a reasonable amount about SOTL... and he's straight, and he's a boy
HerMajesty32: wow
HerMajesty32: amazing!
Anonymous: hearing that, you might get a crush on him, too
HerMajesty32: hahahaha
HerMajesty32: I might... but considering my situation with Patrick, I think not

LadySinfonia: who needs secondary source quotes when you have hawthorne? honestly!
Woodlark21: i know! it's practically primary and secondary all in one!

Danielle: You�re raining on me! It�s like a christening.
Sarah: What�s wrong with a second christening?
Danielle: I don�t think you can be free from original sin more than once.

JackInLiveFree: heck, we don't even have to try building it
HerMajesty32: hm?
JackInLiveFree: "to see if the town will vote to create a committee to look into the building of a movie theatre..."

k j l e f t i n: once i get my labtop, i'll be able to go anywhere
k j l e f t i n: i saw it at bestbuy today
k j l e f t i n: i love it
k j l e f t i n: it's so cute.
k j l e f t i n: all the other ones are big and bulky
k j l e f t i n: and then there's just this itty bitty 12incher in the corner
k j l e f t i n: and im like Thats mine!
HerMajesty32: love at first sight!
k j l e f t i n: yeah
HerMajesty32: you like the 12-inch ones, don't you?

irishviking1086: and god would send angles to save him
HerMajesty32: angles?
HerMajesty32: really?
irishviking1086: yeah
HerMajesty32: geometry saves the day!

irishviking1086: so you're saying we have a self presurvation instinct
irishviking1086: but with good spellin
irishviking1086: g

irishviking1086: luther is like "you guys suck, i'm leaving"

JP?: I can�t believe it�s not Catholic!

Me: You got the lead in Charlie Brown in middle school�
Steve: But that was two octaves ago!

Danielle: When I hear people sing hymns off-key, I feel bad for God.

k j l e f t i n: i like the way in which you talk to patrick
HerMajesty32: how so?
k j l e f t i n: i just think it's interresting
k j l e f t i n: it's almost like you're talking to yourself cause you both know exactly what he's supposed to say, and he always says it.

Me (imitating song): Oh yes!
Josh: Oh yes!
Me: Oh yes!
Josh: Oh yes!
Danielle: Is there something going on here that I should know about?
Me: Been there, done that�

Danielle: Breathe low, sweet tenor Is�

k j l e f t i n: so it sounds like 4/4 with two extra beats for good luck

HerMajesty32: it's a shame you guys don't really know each other
Raylina20: yeah
Raylina20: well maybe we can hang out when I�m home
Raylina20: we can have a double date
Raylina20: I�ll bring...
Raylina20: Siobhan

kjleftin: im just a down peoples pants type person
kjleftin: im kinda like a nomadic pants wanderer

Orbifex: I have these memories of having like four thesis papers due on, say March 15...
Orbifex: The days would grind slowly toward the inevitable day...
Orbifex: I would wake up in the middle of the night sweating with little voices chanting "March 15" in my ears.
Orbifex: Oh, the good old days.

Woodlark21: 2 more lines to bs in the worst poem ever written by a dyslexic two-year-old who can't write

HerMajesty32: Germany should be great
HerMajesty32: find your ancestral roots, maybe?
Orbifex: haha
Orbifex: Somewhere deep in the Black Forest, a tiny village of thatched-roofed houses.
Orbifex: Dwarves are at work in the forges.

kjleftin: what's something that i can do in two hours that i can't do now?
kjleftin: marry a boy!
kjleftin: i should find a boy so i can marry him
HerMajesty32: yup
HerMajesty32: who're you gonna pick?
kjleftin: i dunno.. zach has that manly musk to him
kjleftin: JP has a nicer ass though of course
kjleftin: and then josh levy is my one true love

irishviking1086: when am i legal to drive again?
HerMajesty32: august 11th
irishviking1086: fun

ShirePup: patrick looks more like a flannagan to me
ShirePup: or a donnely

irishviking1086 (9:56:00 PM): which technically makes me "dark irish"
ShirePup (9:56:10 PM): irish: the other dark meat

ShirePup: this is my "first fake nails ever aniversary"
ShirePup: actually its not. since i got them today
ShirePup: i cant button anything though
HerMajesty32: get a boyfriend to do it for you
HerMajesty32: ;-)
HerMajesty32: no wait, that's UNbuttoning
HerMajesty32: sorry, I get mixed up sometimes
ShirePup: yeah i was about to say...
ShirePup: if a boyfriend UNbuttons, does a girlfriend button?
ShirePup: it would seem so since their opposites
HerMajesty32: um...
HerMajesty32: somehow I don't think it works that way

Laura: It says, �Whichever way you swing.� Does that mean it�s going to be gay marriage facilities?

Kate: Jennie says I have designer boobs!

K Cadirabaen: *heh* oh jeez. I AM THE PUPPETEER OF THE WORLD'S EMOTIONS!

ChatActivist: If I knew I were going to have an erection once a month for a 3-7 day period, I would not know what to do with myself
ChatActivist: similarly, if you secreted menstrual fluids every time you were turned on, you would be slightly taken off-guard

HerMajesty32: I wish I could have conducted something fun, like firebird...
HerMajesty32: I pretty much know how, too
irishviking1086: you can conduct MY firebird whenever you want
irishviking1086: ;-)

kjleftin: i have a present for your website in 1 minute and 25 seconds
HerMajesty32: hehe
HerMajesty32: okay...
kjleftin: it's a 30 long movie of me masturbating.
kjleftin: i mean....

HerMajesty32: I'll put it on when I'm done with this
HerMajesty32: don't let me forget
kjleftin: you're done with...
HerMajesty32: it's a secret
kjleftin: 30 minute video of you masturbating?
HerMajesty32: um... yeah
HerMajesty32: ::blushes::
HerMajesty32: don't tell Patrick

kjleftin: what about that 30 minute video of you and jess having lesbian sex you promised me?
HerMajesty32: oh, I'll put that up, too
HerMajesty32: just remind me
kjleftin: ok
kjleftin: i heard you got pregnant from that encounter
HerMajesty32: yup
HerMajesty32: but I got an abortion
HerMajesty32: it was quadruplets, too
kjleftin: that's how sexy it was?
HerMajesty32: yeah

HerMajesty32: see, I'm listening to Sibelius 2
HerMajesty32: and I was about to type something like, "yay, Sibelius!"
Orbifex: hahaha
HerMajesty32: but I thought instead, "mmm, Sibelius!"
HerMajesty32: which is either sexual or extremely strange, or both
Orbifex: I've heard Sibelius 2 has a fine form.
HerMajesty32: lol
HerMajesty32: this symphony is so sexy

HerMajesty32: how's the soundtrack? [Troy]
Orbifex: Ohhhh--hahaha--the soundtrack.
Orbifex: It was pretty good, except they stole a couple bars from Shostakovich 5 for part of the main theme

Auto response from Woodlark21: THE English should die...
irishviking1086: ...cuz they tacitly support terrorists by not contributing a number of troops matching the number of American troops to the reconstruction effort in Iraq.
Woodlark21: i can hear zach (or sarah doing a bad immitation of zach) in the back of my mind - "your mom tacitly supports terrorists!"
Woodlark21: "your mom tacitly supported terrorists last night!"
Woodlark21: "I tacitly supported terrorists with your mom last night!"
Woodlark21: "Kenny tacitly supported terrorists with your mom last night!"
irishviking1086: "laura explicitly supported terrorists with your mom last night"
Woodlark21: "laura explicitly supported terrorists with kenny and his mom last night"

Woodlark21: so... tacitly or explicitly supported any terrorists lately?
Woodlark21: with or without kenny and his mom?
LadySinfonia: not really
LadySinfonia: sorry to disappoint you
LadySinfonia: oh, wait!
LadySinfonia: is doing beloved responses supporting terrorists?
Woodlark21: no - but very soon i may have to involve a weapon of mass destruction somewhere
Woodlark21: yes - i'm going to start a jihad based off of this book
Woodlark21: a holy war of anti-belovedites
LadySinfonia: may I join?
Woodlark21: it's a remote sect, but rumor has it they have been springing up all over
Woodlark21: certainly

Woodlark21: mostly it's just an unholy combination of bs and cheese
Woodlark21: what a nasty scent....

HerMajesty32: so there really is no reason for those mirrors
HerMajesty32: except for movie stars and stuff
HerMajesty32: so they can put on enough makeup to cover everything up
HerMajesty32: because that's what they do
irishviking1086: yup
irishviking1086: most of them are pretty ugly with no makeup
HerMajesty32: so they put on makeup to subtract ten years from their appearance
irishviking1086: so would they have to be 28 before they'd be legal for porn?

HerMajesty32: three things from the vintage clothing store-
HerMajesty32: an interesting burgundy-ish shirt, a long blue skirt, and a blue striped sweater
irishviking1086: fun!
irishviking1086: are they easy to take off?
irishviking1086: I mean do they look nice

Danielle: That�s a good point. Josh would own something by someone named Sigmund.

Danielle: Your mom jokes were funny last night!

HerMajesty32: Joey thinks the world revolves around him
HerMajesty32: and we already know JP does
irishviking1086: maybe the orbit of the world has an elliptical shape...

ChatActivist: I've hated the parade since I was six when I stuck my hand in a pile of horse manure trying to pick up candy

achooyou1: YEARRRRRRRRRRGH
achooyou1: you see me turning into a pirate?? huh??? i am. watch as i grow into a man.
HerMajesty32: hehe
HerMajesty32: that's okay, you can leave your pants on

achooyou1: so keri carrie and i were waiting for other peopel to get to kennys house, so we went to get a movie
achooyou1: and there was a big box outside kenny's house
achooyou1: so i opened the door and yelled "hey kenny, you've got a big package!!!"
achooyou1: then realized what i just said and laughed for 10 minutes

HerMajesty32: I like that in a book- emotional moments, but also moments of humor
HerMajesty32: and Eddings still rocks, even though I haven't cried at his books very often
Orbifex: I've cried at my math textbook a few times
Orbifex: And at Ethan Frome
HerMajesty32: cried because you couldn't stand reading them?
Orbifex: No. Because three-dimensional integrals touch the tender parts of my heart.

HerMajesty32: I decided to save space on my website
baggysnowball: Yeah, that thing's becoming obese.

Merri: I can do it without the boning!

Jess: I have a virgin!

Merri: Let me get to my virgin!

Me: I�m really out of shape.
Josh: You�re shapeless!

Kenny: My eyes are perfect. Just like every other part of me.
Me: ::cough::

Kate: This was 1973, when kneecaps were 25% stronger.
Kenny: And 25% cheaper!

Kate: Are hookers taxable?

Me: But that�s not 12 hookers, Jess. With you and the dirty dozen, that makes 13!
Sushi: It�s a baker�s dozen.

kjleftin: heh, i'm talking to my friend about if algebra was a man and my friend would marry him
kjleftin: kjleftin: do you think he'd let you f his x if you know what i mean?
kjleftin: f(x)?
HerMajesty32: hahaha
HerMajesty32: I would

elspethbrat: your MOM is an awesome gawd!

irishviking1086: it's hard to read though!
irishviking1086: like you'll be reading along, and someone wrote "to" where they meant "too"
LadySinfonia: yeah
irishviking1086: and you're like "what? oh."
LadySinfonia: it's like, "what?" "OH..."
LadySinfonia: hahaha
LadySinfonia: great minds think alike

UTCanadienne: we should start a website "baddrawingsbySarahs.com"

Raylina20: I gotta go
Raylina20: I'm exhausted and have mucho para leer
Raylina20: joder

LadySinfonia: I should ask my mom if she thinks it's okay to use ALL my activities and stuff
LadySinfonia: rather than a few "most significant" ones (as if I could choose...)
irishviking1086: "having a boyfriend for a whole year"
LadySinfonia: is that an activity?"
LadySinfonia: or an award?
LadySinfonia: or a leadership position?
LadySinfonia: ;-)
irishviking1086: it's both
irishviking1086: and you could call it a leadership position if you want to reeeally stretch the phrase
irishviking1086: to "missionary" position
irishviking1086: cuz you COULD call a missionary a leader
LadySinfonia: haha
LadySinfonia: what if I'm on top?
LadySinfonia: wouldn't I be the "leader?"

LadySinfonia: "in your own words, describe your personal characteristics, accomplishments, primary interests, plans, and goals. What sets you apart?"
LadySinfonia: in 500 words
irishviking1086: �i shave regularly, got nominated for national merit stuff, do math problems for fun, and plan to marry a jewish musician and live in poverty with my 2 kids.
irishviking1086: and i'm not actively questioning my sexuality�
irishviking1086: i think that about covers it
irishviking1086: :-)
irishviking1086: i bet you could even make it one sentence
irishviking1086: "i'm concise"

Before this universe, there was another one� a happy universe filled with bunnies. But that one got destroyed by a great cataclysm brought about by a major plot point. Pay attention, there will be a test later. - Errant Story, credited to 'Some Idiot In A Chat Room'

Blood is thicker than water. Adjust your recipes accordingly - X-Files Website

Wouldn't the sentence; 'i want to put a hyphen between the words fish and and and and and chips in my fish-and-chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before 'fish', and between 'fish' and 'and', and 'and' and 'and', and 'and' and 'and', and 'and' and 'and', and 'and' and 'and', and 'and' and 'chips', as well as after 'chips'? - X-Files Website

Woodlark21: SARAH!!!!!!!!
Her Majesty 32: hey
Her Majesty 32: 8:30
Her Majesty 32: sunglasses
Her Majesty 32: 1:30
Her Majesty 32: high of 70 degrees
Her Majesty 32: did I answer your question?
Woodlark21: everyone's reading my mind tonight! damn you all!

Me: Patrick likes to show off, doesn�t he? High Cs with vibrato on Delaware Cheer?
Gagnon: I�m glad. Someone has to do it. You can�t have a gorilla trumpet player that tries to play tastefully, can you? I mean, it�s his job! You know the handshake?
Me: Hi, I�m better than you!
Gagnon: Yes!

Sam: Tengo un sl�sh�

Mr. Lockhart: Erica, you�re taking ATP- er, AP, aren�t you?

Erica: And you�re kind of in the family and everything, so-
Caroline: Geez, Sarah, you guys aren�t engaged yet?!

Me: Um, and you can set holidays on the calendar� what should today be?
Math class: Illegal Nest Day! [Illegal Nest= error message on ti-83 that we don�t quite understand]

Bookston: Do you know what happened when a flight attendant walked backwards until she hit the propeller? It dis-assed her!

Danielle: My splits are like big parade rests!

Me: Oh, I have something to tell you-
Mr. Gagnon: What, you're engaged?

Mr. Gagnon: Is everything tidy, people who are in love?

Jess: Wow Sarah, your calculator is smarter than I am!
Me: Yeah, it is. It knows Patrick�s birthday, and you don�t. Oh wait- you do, because I just told you.

Mr. Gagnon: Color Guard, I was going to ask you if you wanted to get changed now, but I like my job.

Mr. Gagnon (while we�re performing Winds of Sonora): Sarah, your boyfriend is a ham�

Mr. Gagnon: We can all change on the bus. Marching band is one big family, right?
People: Sarah and Patrick�

Me: Caroline, who are you going to the prom with?
Erica: Oh, didn�t you know, Sarah? She�s going with Patrick!
Patrick: I can go with both of you!
Me: No, Caroline is going with Eric�

Me: Tom Boston looks pretty lonely over there. Maybe some freshman girls ::cough:: could go keep him company!

Woodlark21: brief philosophical question for you:
Woodlark21: if all the world were paper,
Woodlark21: and all the water, ink,
Woodlark21: and all the trees were bread and cheese,
Woodlark21: then what would we have to drink?
Her Majesty 32: liquid cheese?
Woodlark21: hahaha!
Woodlark21: that was the same thing i thought

Woodlark21: great minds think alike
Woodlark21: and you know you have to have a great mind to be hopeless romantics like us
Woodlark21: because that requires an inordinate amount of intelligence and perception!

Her Majesty 32: which is a pain in the ass
achooyou1: oh im sorry
achooyou1: your pain should not be assed

Her Majesty 32: it's so hot
kjleftin: save your orgasm for patrick :-P
Her Majesty 32: hehe
Her Majesty 32: that's okay, I was planning on doing that anyway
kjleftin: i'm coming home in 17 days
kjleftin: so you could save it for then too ;-)
Her Majesty 32: yay!!!!

Her Majesty 32: jess and I slept together last night
kjleftin: i'm jealous
kjleftin: of jess

irishviking1086: i just don't get how you can take the principal lying down
irishviking1086: principle
irishviking1086: wow

LostSoulReaper3: Sarah, you are my goddess
LadySinfonia: ooooh
LadySinfonia: you're the second person who has said that today!
LostSoulReaper3: like a fortune cookie: "In bed"

Cry of a Merlin: now we both have godzilla font....
Cry of a Merlin: ... we should run wild through the streets of tokyo
Her Majesty 32: whee!
Cry of a Merlin: RAWR!!!!
Cry of a Merlin: i mean... "typetypetype"

Jason: We�re getting so much done it hurts. I mean, in a good way.
Me: Um� Jason, I didn�t know you were into that kind of thing�

Kevin: I�m taking it all off!
Me: Kevin! I didn�t know about that side of you�
Kevin: You learn something new every day.

Radio: And next is a piece you might recognize by Rossini.
Me (mumbling to myself): William Tell is up� [What a band geek�]

Cpcheetah1: oo your smiley face moves!
Her Majesty 32: it does?
Cpcheetah1: hehe the mouth does
Her Majesty 32: it doesn't for me
Her Majesty 32: oh well
Cpcheetah1: it likes me
Cpcheetah1: i think i'll date your smiley

Woodlark21: so which test did our buddy Rocket Cevi decide i was going to fail tomorrow?
Auto response from LadySinfonia: stupid homework!
Woodlark21: i concur
Woodlark21: do i really have to wait for your guy to come online for you to take off your away message
Woodlark21: ?
Woodlark21: maybe i'll just talk at you
Woodlark21: hi sarah
Woodlark21: sarah: hi danielle, how are you?
Woodlark21: i'm very well. and how are you?
Woodlark21: sarah: homework sucks
Woodlark21: you don't say?
Woodlark21: so what's the spanish?
Woodlark21: sarah: a test on something you don't know
Woodlark21: awesome
Woodlark21: so what enjoyable assignment are you doing right now?
Woodlark21: sarah: actually, i'm doing patrick, but i left up that away message to trick you all into thinking that i'm still a good, pure little girl
Woodlark21: nobody's fooled
Woodlark21: sarah: damn
Woodlark21: so you can take that away message down now
Woodlark21: sarah: nah - i'm just gonna leave it up to taunt you, i think
Woodlark21: you suck
Woodlark21: sarah: dude, how'd you know? are you standing outside my window?
Woodlark21: oh - you're guy's here
Woodlark21: maybe i can have a two-sided conversation with you now
Woodlark21: ::taps fingers::
LadySinfonia: oh hi
Woodlark21: hehehehehe
LadySinfonia: sorry, I was actually paying attention to my homework, for once
Woodlark21: i just had a very nice one-sided conversation with you
Woodlark21: it was fun
LadySinfonia: oh, nice
LadySinfonia: :-)
Woodlark21: and y'know, i think we've actually had most of that conversation (or one very similar) before
Woodlark21: so now i can write in the introduction BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS

Woodlark21: i just had a previous engagement with my bed

irishviking1086: two instruments in one day!
irishviking1086: want to make it three?
irishviking1086: ;-)

Woodlark21: so long as you're pairing up the marching band, who's my future husband?
Woodlark21: or am i fated to be a spinster?
LadySinfonia: spinster, I believe
Woodlark21: rock on!
Woodlark21: so, you and jess can duke it out over who gets to buy me the knitting needles and crochet hook for christmas...

irishviking1086: hey
irishviking1086: 1600 SAT
irishviking1086: perfect dog toy or marital aid score
irishviking1086: who can turn you down?
irishviking1086: ;-)

irishviking1086: yes! finally i have gained widespread acceptance as a comic figure!

Her Majesty 32: I have to write a speech!
d booko: just throw some big math vocab in there and everyone will be impressed
Her Majesty 32: yeah
d booko: saying continuously differentiable is always a big hit
Her Majesty 32: hehe
Her Majesty 32: the drums are continuously differentiable from the band because they're never playing at the same tempo, but they're really integrable to the group nevertheless
d booko: perfect

Her Majesty 32: ttylaoco
irishviking1086: hehe
Her Majesty 32: (talk to you later after olin conductorless orchestra)

Woodlark21: 'the Freud pocket Bible'! not only does God have Multiple Personality Disorder and OCD, He also wants to sleep with His mom
Woodlark21: who doesn't exist
Woodlark21: and the collective world wants God
LadySinfonia: but the people are also building a big TOWER which is a PHALLIC SYMBOL
LadySinfonia: they're trying to have a bigger... "ego"... than God
LadySinfonia: ;-)
Woodlark21: Freud me like that, God. Psychoanalyze me like i've never been psychoanalyzed before...
Woodlark21: your mom has a bigger ego than God

Woodlark21: nice to know we both function on the same wavelengths
LadySinfonia: oh yes
LadySinfonia: 440 Hz
Woodlark21: hells yeah!
Woodlark21: although we've been known to get up to 445 at times
LadySinfonia: well, no one is perfect

Cathy�s website: Ok... so recap. Today=interesting. Tomorrow=FRIDAY, which = (AMAZING - Physics quiz) which hopefully = easy, which = happy for me, which = d(my emotions)/dt, which will hopefully be + a night out + essay finished, which all together gets to = AMAZING^4. (yes... the fourth...) I need to get out of this town (therefore sign w/those cute little triangular dots!) College=AMAZING^(infinity+ one more than anything you could think of)
Finally...
Me = WAY TOO TIRED to be saying anything publically. (cute triangle dot things again...)
Q.E.D.

irishviking1086: guess what!
irishviking1086: no
LadySinfonia: you're pregnant?
LadySinfonia: awwwww
LadySinfonia: you're no fun!

Her Majesty 32: which means that I want to play with it tonight so I'll be ready

Rabbi: These friends of ours wanted to have a Jewish Halloween party, so they had a Havdalloween party- every guest had to dress up as something Jewish. My wife was the movies, and I was Chinese food. Together, we were Christmas.

Mamimi Takun: DFIL?
Her Majesty 32: deferred from an ivy league club
Mamimi Takun: ahhhh
Mamimi Takun: just wondering :-)
Mamimi Takun: I'm in the DATAILCANW club ;p
Her Majesty 32: I won't even try to figure that one out
Mamimi Takun: didn't apply to an Ivy League club and never will

Her Majesty 32: actually, Jess is seriously considering it
Her Majesty 32: since Vassar didn't want to father her children
irishviking1086: it didn't?
irishviking1086: everyone else does
irishviking1086: *many others do
Her Majesty 32: good thing you caught yourself there
Her Majesty 32: ::glare::

irishviking1086: danielle should go out with Kenny

Her Majesty 32: I'll write you emails about how much I miss you
Her Majesty 32: and how my heart breaks whenever we don't get to see/talk to each other
irishviking1086: i'll reply and be like "you took all the good sappy comments ::sulks::"

Kenny: Sarah, Jess�s hands are smaller than yours!
Me: That�s why she went out with you�

LadySinfonia: if I cared about technique, why would I be going out with you?
LadySinfonia: ;-)
irishviking1086: if I cared about love, why would I be going out with you?
irishviking1086: ;-)

Patrick: feel special. you took my gmail virginity ;-)

Radu: Cusp! My favorite place!

Avacado249: im so nervous!
Her Majesty 32: what is there to be nervous about?
Her Majesty 32: no one listens to us anyway!
Avacado249: besides the fact that i will probably have a nervous breakdown in the middle and end up playing endless renditions of "camptown races"??

Erica Sun: And then Estrogen said-
Mr. Koup: It�s Estragon� You�re not the first person to make that mistake!

momento36: nobody really understands Catholicism
momento36: if they did,
momento36: it wouldn't exist

Carrie: I strongly support all gay Shakespearian fairy tales

Mamimi Takun: your penguin's corset is malfunctioning

iggy3693: jess is obsessed with anything with a penis

Woodlark21: "i want you, you want me" (to the tune of the Barney song)

Her Majesty 32: I guess it's a pretty typical love story, though
irishviking1086: like the perfect love story minus the part where they meet each other

Her Majesty 32: old house
momento36: ahhh
momento36: like my horn

Irene: I can see Jack being totally totalitarian�

irishviking1086: i think tomorrow will be the first time i've left my house without my trumpet in over a month

irishviking1086: today's special is buzzwords in an acronym sauce with a snide of attitude

ShirePup: just say patrick and boobs in the same sentence and he pops right up!