Three Cheers

The following scene took place on a BA flight between
Johannesburg and London. A white woman, about 50
years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously
disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam,
what is the matter"?, the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it then"?, she responded. "You
placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next
to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an
alternative seat";. "Be calm please", the hostess replied.
"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to
see if another place is available". The Hostess went away
and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as
I thought, there are no other available seats in the
economy class. "I spoke to the captain and he informed
me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the
same, we still have one place in the first class"
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess
continued. "It is not usual for our company to permit
someone from the economy class to sit in
the first class However, given the circumstances, the
captain feels that it would be scandalous to make
someone sit next to someone sooooo disgusting". She
turned to the black guy, and said. "Therefore, Sir, if you
would like to, please take your hand luggage because a
seat awaits you in the first class".


At the moment, the other passengers who were
shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up
and applauded.
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