Tables Turned

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he
had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds
a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in
bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a
chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets
on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up,
and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband
tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his
clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison,
and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill
us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found
you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the
bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...
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