As seen in a dog's diary:
8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My Favourite
As seen in a cat's diary:
Day 183 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to
eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is
the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I
may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill
my captors by weaving around their feet while they
were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse
these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to
vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their
bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of
what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working
according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of
their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout
the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the food. More importantly, I overheard that my
confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."
I Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage. I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got
to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. i
am certain he reports my every move. Due to his
current placement in the metal room, his safety is
assured.
However, I can wait; it is only a matter of time...