time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper
that read:
"HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP
(70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON
ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to
her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired
gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms
or legs.
The woman said, &"You're not really asking me to
consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have
no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around
on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.
"Are you still good in bed?&"
With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile
and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"