the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE
being on the dole.
I'd really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
$200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."