And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor
A1: This week! A2: This week only!
A1: No money down! A2: No payments 'til Spring!
A1: No payments in Spring! A2: No payments in Summer!
A1: No payments ever! A2: When?!
A1: This week! A2: This week only!
A1: We pay the GST! A2: We pay the PST!
A1: We pay for delivery! A2: We pay for everything!
A1: How do we do it? A2: How do we offer these fabulous deals?
Together: VOLUME!!!!
A1: We've got the most! A2: The best!
A1: The worst! A2: We got it all!
A1: We got everything! A2: Except one thing!
A1: What's that? A2: What's that?
A1: We've got NO STORE! A2: No products!
A1: So come on down! A2: This week!
A1: This week only! A2: No parking problem!
A1: No parking payments! A2: No parking lot!
A1: You don't have to park! A2: You don't even have to come!
A1: Then don't come down! A2: Stay away!
A1: Stay at home! A2: This week!
A1: Every week! A2: Every year!
A1: No money down! A2: No payment ever!