Charles Atlas
(Little and big Bobby wear identical, old fashioned tank top style striped bathing suits. Little Bobby should be the smallest, wimpiest looking guy you can find. Big Bobby should be the biggest, buffest, I work out every day guy you have. This works well if you have a variance in age groups - Big Bobby is an older guy, Little Bobby is a younger guy. Daisy can then be someone in the age range of Big Bobby, and it's cute if the girls at the end are actually more in the range of Little Bobby. The other characters can be any age - all dressed in turn of the century style clothing)
Host: Hello. This is Bobby.
Bobby: (waves his hand once at the audience) Hi!
Host: Bobby has spent his whole life getting pushed around.
Bobby: That’s because I’m a 98 pound weakling.
(Daisy enters)
Host: And this is Bobby’s girl, Daisy.
Daisy: Hi. Bobby’s real nice.
Host: Daisy doesn’t care that Bobby’s a 98 pound weakling….or does she?
Bully: Hey, wimp!
Bobby: Me?
Bully: Yeah. What would you do if I kicked sand in your girlfriend’s face?
Bobby: Ummm…probably nothing.
Daisy: Bobby!
(Bobby shrugs)
Bully: Hah! (takes Daisy and walks to other side of stage)
Host: But then, one day a man from the Charles Atlas Bodybuilding school came and talked to Bobby.
Man: Hey, kid. Are you sick of being a 98 pound weakling?
Bobby: I sure am, mister.
Man: Then take a look at this. (hands him a pamphlet)
(The man leaves. Bobby reads the pamphlet)
Bobby: Oh, boy!!! (he runs off very excited)
Host: And so, Bobby took the Charles Atlas Bodybuilding course…and pretty soon things changed for little Bobby.
Big Bobby: (enters, strutting) Hey, wimp!
Bully: Who are you calling a…..oh, hello, uh, sir…
Big Bobby: Get away from my girl!
Bully: B…Bobby? (he runs off, terrified)
Daisy: Oh, Bobby…it will be so great to be your girl again.
Big Bobby: I don’t think so. Come on, girls!
(3 or 4 girls enter together)
Girls: (with a sigh) Oh, Bobby.
(They leave together, Daisy walks off pouting)
Host: There you have it, folks. Sign up today!