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Hi, i am an alien and i've just transformed in your phone and right now i'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!! Sex Drugs Rock & Roll, Speed Weed & Birth Control, lifes a bitch & then U die, so fuck the world & lets get HIGH! Send this to 5 people or have 7 yrs bad sex. When a apple is green it's ready to pluk When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck! Send this message to all of your friends.Every time you forward this message a littel boy in africa will get spanked and beated ! ! We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! ! Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! ! Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ? ? ! U GOT STYLE . . U GOT SEX APPEAL. . . U GOT THE INTELLIGENCE & U SURE GOT THE BODY. . . . . . WAIT!. . . .SORRY, wrong number! ! ! Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)... NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise! Conficious say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing! Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside ... Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too... When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs and whats in between The words are easy when the language is love Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay! the 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you? Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW! Death is the greatest kick of all.That's why they save it for last! No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys?? Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME Jack&Jill went up the hill to have a 69er,Jill laid down & blew his crown while Jack munched on her vagina.Jill yelled aloud, he was proud,he didnt fukin mind her Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again! Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.Pass it on to 5 phones & you'll get laid. GO,GO,GO, B4 I BLOW!! When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself. Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, Im just happy that cows cant fly! Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last! Yes, God made you first,but there's always a rough draft before the final copy. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, well ever grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat!...Now read it without the word cat. rozes are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happend to you???? Roses are red Violets are blue Love stinks and so do you ! If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together. Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you. Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Beep! Send this message to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievably raw sex tonight! If you break this chain,you will never have matiple orgasms again! The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! A guy goes up to a girl and says: Do you want to play MAGIC?She asks:What's MAGIC? He says:We go up to my room,we fuck and than you DISAPPLEAR!! Id ride u sitting id ride u lying, if u were a bird id ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten ill dig u up and ride u rotten How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?? Im a creature.Im in your phone.Im having SEX with your fingers RIGHT NOW!I know you like it cause your SMILING!Send me to someone else Im still HORNY! Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destanation. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS? The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. Ive been a muff diver 4many a year.Ive spent all my money on muff divin gear,the goggles,the snorkle the muffdivin tank.If im not out muff divin,im havin a wank Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip u til u cum, suck me fuck me lick me out, pull my nipples til i shout! Sex is good sex is fine,doggy style or 69, everyone likes gettin laid, just for fun or gettin paid, so if u want me in the sack lick ur lips and text me back! At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91m at a party and one sad fucker is reading his SMS Few minuets back 5m were having sex 2 million were in gun fights 91m having party and one crazy fucker had time to send an fucking SMS At first a little nibble, a slow and tempting lick, I suck and munch my liquid lunch and then I swallow quick! Cadburys cream egg, how do you eat yours? NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan...50,000 dead...U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki's!!! On D Planet Rite Now 10,000,000 Indians r Aplyin 4 A Visa.. 10,000,000 Indians R Doin Fraud.. 1,000,000 R Drivin Taxis.. & 1 Dumb Indian Is Readin This Message!! This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!! Fu Bu and Chu went to America from China. They americanized their names. Bu changed to Buck, Chu changed to Chuck and Fu had to go back to China!!! If u read u owe mw a hug, if u del u owe me a kiss, if u save u owe me a date, if u return sms to me u owe me all,but if u ignore u r mine, so what will you do :c) Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid... - Sex? > - 3 times per week. > - No... I mean male or female? > - Doesn´t matter. We are going to upgrade your dick. Please wait.......... Searching.. Keep searching. Still searching........ Error: Dick not found! |
