need something catchy...?
'parbrex' stops u getting anything catchy...
'parbrex' extra strong 'n long for parby shlong..
'parbrex' super long, super strong, super shlong made in hong kong...
'parbrex' just the job for parby nob...
'parbrex' dont use a leaf use a parby sheaf...
'parbrex' it wont get no better without getting wetter...
'parbrex' use parby lubber, its now made of rubber...
'parbrex' be safe with ur lover (best not be my mother...)
'parbrex' it keeps u safe but tends to chafe...
'parbrex' u moan when it hurts but ur safe when it spurts...
'parbrex' we've got one made of shiny leather, so now ur safe in any weather...
'parbrex' she'll thank u twice if filled with rice...
'parbrex' a welcome sight for those that might...
'parbrex' it feels so good upon thy hood...
'parbrex' it means the earth to those of girth...
'parbrex' in - on, out - gone...
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there once was an ugly duckling...
who lived in the city of peterborough...
he loved it in the eye but his friends thought nothing of it...
one day the duckling decided to be adventurous and rather than take it in the eye he got mister sheep to have him in the bum...
now ducks dont have big bums so this duckling was pushing his luck a bit...
but still the hseep proceeded to whack out the ducklings brains...
and hseep is infact an anagram of sheep...
well anyway altho' this meant the duckling found it hard to sit down he wasnt detered from getting more of this odd experience...
he picked up his mobile phone as many ducklings of this age do...
he called up a horse friend he had met at a singles club in amsterdam...
the horse arrived next day without lubrication but the duck figured it'd be okay and they proceeded to do the (quite literally) dirty...
the duckling was ripped quite badly in the anus but as he was a cheerful duck he just took it like... erm... a 'man' and when the job was done he sew'd himself up...
altho' slighty painful the duck had kinda liked what the horse had done..
he picked up his phone again...
beforehand he had added another �70 credit onto his phone for he was gonna phone india!
he phoned 'rent-a-phant' elephant escort service...
fed ex delivered a 20 ton indian elephant the next day...
the elephant spoke no duck and the atmosphere was a little odd for a while...
after a few drinks they knew what they wanted to do... the duckling stripped off and the elephant got excited...
at the sight of the 7ft elephant *ahem the duck started to have second thoughts...
he put these aside in pursuit of the ultimate duckie bum pleasure...
so they began...
within two minutes the ducks insides had been spilt onto the floor as mister elephant had been a bit too large and had somehow managed to gut the duck alive with his implement...
the elephant was later arrested as the duckling had been underage...
the end...
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kelleher> gimme a set of ur finest rubbers my good man...
p4rby> ive just come in for some lubrication...
kelleher> some oil for my bike...
p4rby> see if u can rid me of pesky skidmarks..
p4rby> see if u can get the response time of my gear stick up a bit...
kelleher> the old bikes getting abit loose now, im looking for something to tighten her up...
P4rby> hoping u could rid me of oily emitions from the rear...
kelleher> the tail pipe is far too dirty, got anything to protect me whilst i poke about up there?....
p4rby> hoping maybe u could moisten things a little cos my dipsticks coming out dry...
kelleher> i seem to go too fast and it all ends messy....
p4rby> shes been making a grumbling noise when i throw her about, maybe u could check her underside for damage...
kelleher> i seem to speed in and cant pull out in time...
p4rby> id like to go faster but i dont wanna spoiler...
kelleher> she doesnt move like she used to and now her bumper is dragging about and shes getting abit rusty...
p4rby> seem to be getting too much friction from the mud flaps...
p4rby> im getting a violent shaking every time i go into top gear...
kelleher> all was going fine untill i try the reverse position.....she wont do it....
p4rby> i keep stalling long before i go to pull out...
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