age: 18
sex: guy
birthday: 11/26/1983
zodiac sign: sagittarius
country: United Kingdom
Yahoo! id: p4rby
ICQ number: 64704423
MSN username: [email protected]
Spend my free time...
free time? whats free time?
Sports or exercise I'm into...
playing pool
Arts or writing I'm into...
drawing
keeping a journal
photography
writing poetry and/or short stories
graphic design
Favorite kind of movie...
action adventure
animation
comedy
horror
Favorite kinds of music...
classic rock
progressive
rock
I'll probably major in...
art
Pets I have...
bird
dog
I am..
taken
Hullow... u caught me at a bad time... right now im updating my profile txt just cos its growing to be a big fat confusing wadge and requires a firm hand... oh yeah, about me... people should know that im not any of the following:
1) a babe
2) ur honey
3) sexy
4) gay
5) nice
6) desperate
7) anything not nice
oh yeah... wanna know who i really am then go to my site... s'at www.geocities.com/parbrex if u can be arsed to go look but u gotta remember that chances r ur bored as me and it'd be something to keep u occupied for like 3 whole minutes... go look and then note me to see if ill let u join my over-frequently updated club... s'about anything so everyones welcome... ...and these days i actually mean that but be warned, my diary on there is renowned for upsetting everyone... ...final note... if ur single and bored then dont start on me please... i dont need random weirdo's being overly friendly to me anymore... more than happy to have a chat but just not with someone thats... well, u'll know who u r... just dont... find someone with 'fit' or 'sexy' in their name...
What's your favorite song right now?
Temptation waits - Garbage
Shut your mouth - Garbage
Androgny - Garbage
Cant cry these tears - Garbage
Cup of coffee - Garbage
Cherry lips - Garbage
Drive you home - Garbage
The torch song - Marillion
Sl�inte mhath - Marillion
Sugar mice - Marillion
Warm wet circles - Marillion
Freaks - Marillion
Cover my eyes - Marillion
Sympathy - Marillion
Dry land - Marillion
100 nights - Marillon
Afraid of sunlight - Marillion
She chameleon - Marillion
Jigsaw - Marillion
Cinderella search - Marillion
Chelsea monday - Marillion
3 boats down from the candy - Marillion
The musical box - Genesis
Snowbound - Genesis
Vancouver - Genesis
The brazillian - Genesis
Ripples - Genesis
Entangled - Genesis
Dukes travels - Genesis
Heathaze - Genesis
Cul-de-sac - Genesis
In the cage - Genesis
In too deep - Genesis
Uncertain weather - Genesis
No son of mine - Genesis
Undertow - Genesis
Man on the corner - Genesis
Blood on the rooftops - Genesis
Horizons - Genesis
Shadow of the hierophant - steve hackett
The court of the crimson king - Steve hackett / King crimson
In memoriam - Steve hackett
Hanging by a thread - Mike & the mechanics
Why me? - Mike & the mechanics
Liberian girl - Michael jackson
Another part of me - Michael jackson
Smooth criminal - Michael jackson
Leave me alone - Michael jackson
Give in to me - Michael jackson
Beat it - Michael jackson
Thriller - Michael jackson
Long long way to go - Phil collins
I dont care anymore - Phil collins
Take me home - Phil collins
In the air tonight - Phil collins
Im not moving - Phil collins
Against all odds - Phil collins
Seperate lives - Phil collins
Father to son - Phil collins
Home sweet home - Peter gabriel
A wonderful day in our one way world - Peter gabriel / Kate bush
Dont give up - Peter gabriel
Solsbury hill - Peter gabriel
Moribund the burgermeister - Peter gabriel
Here comes the flood - Peter gabriel
Family snapshot - Peter gabriel
Nothing ever happens - Del amitri
Roll to me - Del amitri
Your latest trick - Dire straits
Why worry - Dire straits
Have a cigar - Pink floyd
Welcome to the machine -Pink floyd
Comfortably numb - Pink floyd
The show must go on - Queen
Innuendo - Queen
Im going slightly mad - Queen
I am immortal - Queen
The trooper - Iron maiden
Man on the edge - Iron maiden
Anybody there - Rainbow
Sweet sixteen - Feeder
All these days - Mammoth
Broken wings - Mr mister
Total eclipse of the heart - Bonnie tyler
Empty rooms - Gary moore
Alone - Heart
Summer of '69 - Bryan adams
Mr blue sky - ELO
Desert rose - Sting
Lady elenor - Lindisfarne
Loads more from genesis/marillion/dire straits/pink floyd/other prog/old/classic/melodic/british/stadium rock groups & artists.
Who's your favorite band or musician ever and why?
well im rewriting this in order to be a little less confusing okay? ill tell u straight away that i really hate chart music unless its from 10 or 20 years ago because back then it was good... and as stated above i like old/proggy/classic/stadium/melodic/arena/70's/80's type rock stuff with some 80's pop and very few newer songs thrown in... fave bands?
Genesis-30 years worth of great stuff, brilliant tours and nice lights!i have probably the most stupidly genesis filled mind of anyone u will ever meet and unfortunately for u i will probably drone on about em for a very long time... cos of this i also like the solo work of all the past and present(ish) members so i can tell u about that too...
Marillion-like Genesis only more scottish and louder... i like both the newer steve hogarth and fish stuff, clutching at straws definately being the best year but the new stuff being just as good... nearly.
then i like people like pink floyd, king crimson, dire straits, whitesnake, rainbow, michael jackson, garbage, ELO and various others that peoples dads will've heard of...
...now ill assume that u lot either like westlife or korn and consequently i wont wanna talk to u for very long... stop being sheeeeps, listen to stuff thats worth the strain on ur ear 'oles..
What's your favorite movie ever and why?
oooh difficult... ill list some:
the green mile -great film, makes u wanna cry at the end.
american pie 1 & 2 -y'all know u have to see these. no point being a teenager without this stuff to talk about.
jurassic park (1st one) -lost world was good as was number 3 but neither were as epic as the original.
rush hour 1 & 2 -i love jackie chan so id have listed all of his films, just cant be arsed.
goldeneye -im a huge brosnan bond fan. the rest of the bond films r good i just like goldeneye best.
roadflower -obscure film with christopher lambert in it. i like the bluntness of the killing and death in it esp. the man dying in the flames of his upturned car. horrific but a nice cnahge from the norm.
highlander -mister lambert again but i love his long coat.
the fast and the furious -cars. lots of em. also managed to make people see why ive been moaning on about toyotas for the last few years.. big orange supra ring any bells?
What's your favorite book ever and why?
erm... not really sure about that... war of the worlds was good... as was northen lights... hmmm... the time machine was crap, most stuff ive read has been kinda bad altho' of mice and men was kinda good at the time i read it... hmmm... my diary.. thats a good wholesome read too... maybe a bit graphic in the later entries but thats okay, no ones ever gonna read it... ever... probably not even me cos 50,000words + of notepadded txt isnt the easiest going of reads... also a lot of bad memories attached to those very documents...
What college or university do you go to--or where do you want to go to?
ramsey abbey 'school' in erm.. ramsey, cambs england... what a pissy wank hole it is... but then i dont spend much time there these days so i cant complain really can i? nice people, nice teachers, very photogenic... bag of pants... yup... s'only so much u can say about a school... the main reason i go at all is cos of the social aspect but then such is my life these days... ill probably aspire to nothing... ...and id be surprised if i make it outta there alive this year... chisholmes so gonna eat me... ****ing moose that she is... scares the hell outta me!
What's the one thing you believe in most strongly?
well i just deleted a large 'l-word' related piece of text from here because its one of those words thats just destined to cause trouble... as a result altho' i believe in it im not sure whether id better believe in it in any proper sense for the time being and just keep on the ways things r right now... which is most deffinately a safer bet... anyway, i have plenty of other less exciting beliefs... unfortunately some of u may even read the list that follows... here goes...
1) the law of diminishing returns- if u put in too much effort for too long the results suffer and subsequently it takes twice as long and the results crap anyway...
2) the domino principal/effect- theres nothing u can do when ur the next in line... let me explain... every action we make has an effect on someone else... this reaction thru' people due to a single action of another person is how life works... nothing is down to fate as someone else has influenced every single thing that happens and no matter how much u try u just cant trace it back... the actions of those who have affected u will have been affected by someone before them in the same way ur own actions will be affecting those next on from urself... unfortunately being at the end of the wrong line of dominoes can prove fatal, disasterous or perfect... this theory is the easiest way to fight back at those who believe in fate...
3) sex before marriage- no reasons, i just like sex and marriage puts the brakes on anything like that... as do kids... i do not want kids... i want money, a gilrfriend, a healthy sex life etc... not all the hastles u get if u try to make things too solid and start living the same existance...
4) euthanasia- i think that all people should be allowed to get themselves outta their lives if they want to, i mean theres no point in living if u cant feel alive is there? i think everyone should just have the option of ending it all at a time that suits them rathert han drag it out with all the pain and degredation and suffering... think about it... be just like putting ur dog down [dont wanna think about that] but its the same principal... why should we suffer if dogs and cats r allowed a dignified peaceful send off?
5) organ donation- now call me dumb but when im dead what use to me is my left testicle? exaclty... nothing thats inside my skin and bones serves a purpose when i die whether ive been burried or burned or whatever so if theres someone about to die and they could use all the squidgy bits outta me to fix em then why the hell shouldnt they be allowed em? u wanna think about that too... i dont care how messy it is just get those bits out and dump the rest somewhere for the people i leave behind to think about... memories shouldnt be of what i looked like, they should be measured in what i did for them and how ive affected everyone else in the time i was here... [bugger that is a little deep, almost like i just wrote my will... id better not die yet...]
6) aetheism- god does not exist... i know that cos im not totally outta my little mind... hope i didnt just offend y'all with that but its true... jesus may have been a real bloke but the whole bible thing was a story booke designed by monks and forcefed on illiterate middleages folk so as to bring about order in lawless times... the romans had documented the jesus bit so this obviously gave a bit of a flagstone to build up a huge story with miracles etc to keep people interested... damn i wish i didnt make so much sense when im in a philosophical mood..
7) the american moon landings were faked- everyone knows that... so many reasons too... im one of those that believe the mood landing photos and footage was taken inside on of the underground sections of area51 at groom lake nevada... we're not even sposed to know that people r still working there and being taken in by private flights... all the photos make themselves apparently fake, consider these things... if the moon has no atmosphere then why is it the sky always appears pitch black when sense denotes that u would be able to see nothing but a speckley mess of stars... hell we can and we have an atmosphere! other stuff... why in some pictures does the american flag appear to be blowing in a breeze in a place with no atmosphere? why can both sides of certain objects appear visible when the only source of light was coming from the sun? why was no crator made by the landing craft on the surface? why does one picture show a little buggy's tyre tracks making a right angled turn on the spot as if wheeled into position? why does one picture show a rock stamped with a leter 'c'? haha u americans r so dense...
...im done for now...
Describe an experience you'll never forget.
hmmm... well i could write some disgusting things or really nice things or i could just remain silent because they're things that ill remember forever and that i dont need to tell the world... fortunately all these occasions've been shared so those involved will know exactly what i coulda written here... the fact that i didnt is worth more than what writing about it would've been.
What's the easiest way to get on your nerves?
one word answers,
stupid questions,
arrogance,
ignorance,
thinking ur funny,
thinking ur above me,
thinking im a smug git cos i type ...'s after everything,
telling me what i am when u dont know me,
not taking my word for something when im bound to be right,
being a shite,
being silent on me,
doing stuff u know ill hate,
trying to force feed me,
not letting me have my say,
being a bastard,
acting like a dick and blaming drink,
telling me to shut up,
dressing like a dick,
putting crap music on loud,
swearing for little or no reason,
telling me off,
telling me how im sposed to be,
putting me down cos i dont like the crap the rest of u live on,
accusing me of stuff cos of my mood,
not helping me i a conversation,
being a ragitty arsed slut bitch,
slagging me off just cos im there,
half telling a secret so i can panic about the half i dont know,
being an egotist,
bigot,
racist,
hypocrit or homophobic without good reason,
slagging off people close to me,
making me do all the work while u watch,not giving me any credit for the work i just done that u watched,
saying the same few things over and over,
refering to ur girlfriend as 'ur bitch',
being thick as sh*t but having an upper class accent,
trying to be funny in an intellectual way,
taking the piss cos ur insecure about urself,
not understanding how love makes u a thousand times happier than money,
making me plead if i wanna get something done,
blanking me if i type a line that doesnt happen to be a question,
nicking my stuff,
breaking my stuff,
scrounging for my stuff,
asking how i am when its obvious (like i happen to be leaving a trail of blood),
not aknowledging that i am a very good carpet fitter for my age,
not realising that i cannot work in extreme heat or after having just been at work for god knows how long and trying to make me feel guilty cos of it,
showing an inability to make good ryhmes or ryhme something like their with there,
being a child- those annoy me,
getting excited about something that really sucks,
keep drumming ur excitement into my head when i couldnt care,
telling me off if something was meant lightheartedly,
picking pool teams in terms of 'who hasnt played' rather than 'who actually can',
throwing my bear across the room or hiding it from me,
not saying thanks or acknowledging the fact that ive just held a door or something for u,
getting me to do stuff (like get u something or clean a table for u) and then messing the place up,
taking a crap in my sink,
peeing on my floor,
letting ur kids run about screaming,
letting those kids come near me,
using me as a way of keeping them quiet e.g 'if u dont pack it in that man will______.',
passing my ideas/drawings/work off as being ur own and happily taking the credit (hands up bobber),
taking even the stupid things i say seriously,
not playing along,
not losing to me in an arm wrestle,
beating me on something im sposed to be well good at,
giving me the shite pad as a disadvantage so i cant win,
walking mud in my house,
being my dog and barking and barking and bloody barking when im busy,
messing up my hair,
jamming a finger in my nose,
sucking on my eyeball,
using dark pencil lines,
people scribbling on my work,
being lied to,
being falsely accused,
being falsely accused again,
and again,
and again,
and again,
then again by someone it has nothing to do with,
then having everyone interfering,
then getting old aquaintances come back to slag me off again using a load of stuff they were never sposed to know about,
then falsely accusing me again and once again for luck,
by being an old person,
by being old and grabbing my arm,
by being old and getting in the way,
by stating the obvious,
by being one of those people who puts money before love,
by being smelly,
by not paying me the same as what the other people that do my job get even tho' i am clearly better at it,
by being the person who causes me me work due to ur own incompetance or laziness,
by being a raving cleptomaniac and nicking my bloody things and the belongings of people i give a toss about,
by judging me on stuff u can only see from a biased point of view,
by shouting things about what u think ive done when i havent especially when its of no concern to u,
by being bone bloody idle,
by having a chain hanging from ur thigh,
invent problems,
rush things when they need to go slowly,
use undue pressure to get stuff outta me,
misinterpret what i say to make me feel bad,
totally rearrange my life, emotions and plans without having to do anything
take everything i say the wrong way if only to make me appear as the bad guy in the run of things,
cry at the most stupid things,
be melodramatic,
pretend i dont exist,
get other people to slag me off for u,
be a pikey/traveller/nomad/arsehole shed burgling skank,
send me death threats,
send sam death threats,
tell me ur gonna beat me up or hit me or whatever when u dont really have reason to,
threaten me thinking u know u'd win,
not realising that i make myself muscley just incase one of these threats should ever be substanciated,
smoking in my toilets,
wasting my batteries,
not letting me quit boring lessons,
making me do stupid paying in style chores up town,
telling people im trouble,
judging me the same as everyone else,
jumping to conclusions,
talking to me when i really do not like u,
telling me what i am as if u know better than i do,
slagging off my music just cos its not mainstream anymore.
What's your pet's name?
wowl... and blueb... and bob... not very exciting that is it? no its not... maybe ill pad things out by typing a lot of shite just here... oooh looky... i already did that... hmmm... if only i could think of something witty to say... the blue budgie is a replacement for the original blue one which was really manky till we let it out of the cage and it comitted suicide using a houseplant... strange turn of events that saw us getting the new blueb which just so happens to be the single most scheming, psychotic bird ever to have live... alls well that ends well! got these two big south anglian skanks as well... they stink of pants, make a mess and generally bugger everyones lives up and cost a lot of money... we call them jode & seamark and they plan on moving out and getting married soon.. s'about bloody time!!
Who do you think is the sexiest person alive and why?
*twiddles thumbs* - i dont know every living person.
What's your favorite quote?
"nobodys expecting when i come!" - bobber
"bens gonna get my 'special rocket'!" - bobber
"problems r just a point of view..." - steve hackett
"death is easy as a substitute for pride" - genesis
"thats torn it" - bobber
"mmm... children..." - bobber
"u can shut ur eyes, u can hide it away, its gonna come back another day - racing the clouds home" - marillion
"push with ur feet and u'll be in"-"thats what they all say" - Parby-Bobber
"theres no need to be nice on the way up cos your not coming down" - genesis
"i'd wear my heart on my sleeve but i prefer to go topless" - Parby (nicked by bb_gorgeous2k-bloody woman...)
"parbs....much as i admire you...and respect you as the dominant male in this club of news.....
i refuse to be your sexual slave" - Jess
"Unconditional Love & Blind Madness r one in the same" - P4rby
"beware the fisherman
who's casting out his line
into a dried up riverbed
but dont try to tell him
cos he wont believe u,
throw some bread to the ducks instead
it's easier that way" - Genesis
Anything else you want to add?
i could add so much here but i wont since i have stuff to do... but u just wait! if i get in one of those over talkative ranty moods again ill be back and typing on here again.. and back i am... s'not as if i have anything to say just that it will be difficult for u to judge who i am by talking to me on here not least because i come in a few forms... theres parby...
parby is a nice enough bloke who tends to get away with anything and is usually funny and a bit blokey... parby is the persona that spanned from internethood but carried on into my life for a while, then theres jamie...
jamie is me... if u happen to be one of the few that get to know jamie then well done... u have gotten to be a proper friend and hes likely to give u all the time in the world and go out of his way to be nice, then theres james...
only aquaintances and customers etc know james... oh and my dad... u lot r unfortunate... u get the fake smiles, the fake gratitute, everything about james is false till u force him either into being jamie or parby... as james the funny bit is more than a little annoying and he tends to be uncomfrtable cos of the social position... verily i hath departed this realm for now... *bogurk!
