I'm not very good at being poorly.
Its good to be here - how ya been?
][� //][.� - Boneshake, earthquake, find a way to stay awake, it's gonna blow, it's gonna break - this is more than I can take!
][� //][.� - If we break before the dawn they'll use up what we used to be.
][� //][.� - Come on, come talk to me.
][� //][.� - It'll never come back but I'll be looking - all of my life.
][� //][.� - Suck 'em'n See.
][� //][.� - Spherical Bum Nugget.
][� //][.� - Los Endos
][� //][.� - Hooray for 20yr old virgins! (%)
][� //][.� - Little Christina Anne-Apples.
][� //][.� - Don't be shy - I've seen it all before.
][� //][.� - And I'm gonna keep on muffin you - cos it's the only thing I wanna do.
][� //][.� - Moomins in a bap?
][� //][.� - In PE today we practiced safe sex.
][� //][.� - Misconceptional Graphistician.�
][� //][.� - Confusion 'tween the Navy & RAF - Seamen sent flying.
][� //][.� - 'If it's gonna get better it starts with a feeling.'
][� //][.� - The Christmas Parby.
][� //][.� - Misconceptual Artist. (I'm feeling a little poo.)
][� //][.� - Harold the Barrel, cut off his toes & he served them all for tea - he cant go far, he hasn't got a leg to stand on.
][� //][.� - The Musical Box - Genesis 1971 how much do I love thee?
][� //][.� - Detrimentalist.
][� //][.� - Pumping Irony.
][� //][.� - Eyes glued shut.
][� //][.� - On the air.
][� //][.� - Thus all things are presented by shadows.
][� //][.� - Battered Cod Pieces or a Raw Crab-Stick... Mmm Decisions...
][� //][.� - Battered cod pieces - Mmm...
][� //][.� - If flesh could crawl my skin would fall from off my bones & run away from here - as far from god as heaven is wide.
][� //][.� - When I wave my wand watch the rabbit disappear! (Arrested on animal mistreatment charges)
][� //][.� - Gland Up & Pee Noticed
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle Rules The World.
I am not a retard - I'm a very special boy.
][� //][.� - Woah, look at us all, sat here, bored witless... Anyone wanna come over for a drink?
][� //][.� - Shall I stay single or not bother? It's kinda boring.
][� //][.� - I just found God - The b*stard was sleeping with my wife.
][� //][.� - Yedgeyog Ascending...
][� //][.� - 2 Days - The Day.
][� //][.� - I'm Not Irritating, I'm Reminding You That You're Still Here.
][� //][.� - Set 'em up, I'll take a drink with you.
][� //][.� - It's always been there, just never so big! (Big Hair)
][� //][.� - 'And this is my friend Eric Dunreddy.'..
][� //][.� - *Ding Ding! I Have A Round One...
][� //][.� - So above is below I'm left nowhere to go.
][� //][.� - Yes I'm A Product But At least I Was A One-Off.
][� //][.� - The Harder You Run The More Blood You Can Taste. (Knackered)
][� //][.� - I See Everything In Nothing At All...
][� //][.� - AaaaRrrrSsssE... No Anal Babies For Me Thanks.
][� //][.� - Parb Avion
][� //][.� - It's too fake man, right man, we don't give a f*cking damn...
][� //][.� - Kelleher Stop Being A Bloody Doormat.
][� //][.� - Leaving A Legacy.
][� //][.� - ...All I Wanna Say Is That They Don't Really Care About Us.
][� //][.� - ...Single to an extent... (�� )
][� //][.� - ...Errr... wanna see my crowbar..? (Single (�� )..)
][� //][.� - Welcome To Hell Children.
][� //][.� - WARNING : These Trousers/Pants May Contain Nuts.
][� //][.� - Live Mains Wires And Hands.. Coulda Told Me Before!
][� //][.� - Committing Suicide? Spare A Thought For Others & Be Inventive.
][� //][.� - Homophobia Is Gay.
][� //][.� - Commander James Bondbery 004
][� //][.� - There's Nothing That Can't be Turned Around.
][� //][.� - Go Baby Go Go!
][� //][.� - Errr Yeah - Naku Penda Piya...
][� //][.� - Your words say nothing.
][� //][.� - Don't let a soulmate pass you by.
][� //][.� - Think no more about it cos I couldn't find it in you.
][� //][.� - I Choke On Words You Wish I'd say.
][� //][.� - You're not worth my attention... yet.
][� //][.� - Parbrex Site Updated!
][� //][.� - I pose therefore I am.
][� //][.� - Damn your kids're gonna be ugly.
][� //][.� - Four.Four.Four The Number Of The B[r]east.
][� //][.� - Shroomed To Die
][� //][.� - Shroom to swing a (@)
][� //][.� - Shroom with a view
][� //][.� - Shroom Raider
][� //][.� - I'll Be Racing The Clouds Home
][� //][.� - Tranny-sore-arse Wrecks
][� //][.� - Set Your Status To BUSY If You Love Jamie.
][� //][.� - The Great Flood of Ramsey 2001
][� //][.� - Shroom 4 1 More.
][� //][.� - Fur Cue Sun Other Beech!
][� //][.� - Eyesuh-gunnagett-miesum (@)
][� //][.� - i'z'a gonna git me sum (@)
][� //][.� - I 'm Here To Encourage SAFE SEX Boys n' Girls. Not With Me Tho'...
][� //][.� - I Have Clothes On!
][� //][.� - Reo Spermwagon
][� //][.� - Clearly Nothing But Trouble.
][� //][.� - The Master of Paronomasia
][� //][.� - The Brazillian
][� //][.� - Chicken Wind.
][� //][.� - CAPSLOCK PEOPLE DONT YOU REALISE THATS JUST LAZY?! Try lowercase yeah?
][� //][.� - The Fabled Karma-rama. SpaceHopper of Love.
][� //][.� - Fit Git & Compulsive Liar.
][� //][.� - Fit Git.
][� //][.� - For my B'day I'm getting a new image
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][� //][. � o O ( oo) Mmm Filthy Muck-Bucket.
][� //][. � o O ( oo) Feeding the fire.
][� //][. � o O ( oo) Ripples Never Come Back<
][� //][. � o O ( oo)
P4~ Everybody lives & loves & laughs & cries & eats & sleeps & hopes & dies.
P4~ Why worry
P4~ Welcome to the machine.
P4~ It doesn't come back but I'll be looking, all my life.
P4~ Gotta shake it loose, cut it free, let it go, just get it away from me.
P4~ It was a wedding ring destined to be found in a cheap hotel, lost in a kitchen sink or thrown in a wishing well.
P4~ The silence never louder than now.
P4~ National 'Piss on Parbys Fireworks' Day
P4~ Mooooo bloody mook!
P4~ Tell me I'm mad
P4~ Was it something i didnt say or was it something i said? leave that stuff alone, use me instead.
P4~ Did you cry when they dragged you home?
P4~ Yesterday starts tomorrow, tomorrow starts today
P4~ Mister Samantha Letch : 29 Sept 2001
P4~ Taken!
P4~ Paranoia roams where the shadows reign, at that time of the night
P4~ Now with clay!
P4~ ...My nipples say hi...
P4~ Slashed wrists, Scarlet fever, Crawl under your bathroom door.
P4~ ders a snairk in maah boowt.
P4~ bloody grr...
P4~ I didnt get over it, i got used to it.
P4~ Something waiting to happen.
P4~ Sit on ma faaaaaaayce.
P4~ A defeatist but rightly so.
P4~ Set myself up for a fall
P4~ Neither what you say nor how you say it matter for meaning lies in the interpretation & what your eyes will have them believe.
P4~ Modesty will bring compliments - compliments breed complacency - complacency breeds vanity & vanity breeds disgust.
P4~ I'll leave you with your life but only so as I can watch you suffer.
P4~ My tone may be patronising but its sposed to be so **** off & talk to someone else.
P4~ My head may go under but my face remains dry.
P4~ Like a flag on a mountain where the wind is too strong. I can cling, I can pray but I wont be there long.
P4~ I know how I feel cos I talk to your eyes.
P4~ you dont like your face - s'not hard to see why.
P4 ~ Even climbing towards an innevitable fall is a remedy to the frustrating boredom of my life
~4
Jaymoo
Jamue
Jamie
Oh my god its all gone pear-shaped.
P4rby - Kills all known germs, dead.
Jamie 'Waiting is annoying' Parbery
Jamie 'Frantic as the cardiograph scratching out the lines' Parbery
Jamie 'Education is a Disease, He's the Cure' Parbery
Jamie ' League of Unified Mushroom Protection {LUMP} ' Parbery
Jamie 'Clutching at Straws' Parbery
Jamie 'OMG I'm not depressed!' Parbery
(oo (00 )-Jamie 'piss bucket at the end of my rainbow' Parbery-( 00) oo)
(oo (00 )-Pea*Four-( 00) oo)
('' ('' )Pea-Four( '') '')
Oooh Filthy Stink-Bag
Parberarrrrrrrrghhhh! Fly-Hole Horror!
Parby in the Park
Parberamushroomerama
Urgh dammit, Kelleher knows what man juice tastes like!
Paronomasiac Parbery
Parb exchange
Paronomasiac P4rby - playing on words
Parvenu P4rby - upstart, obscure origin yet gained wealth
Morbid mushroom
Jamie 'Eve of the War' Parbery
P4rby - Cannibal surf babe...
P4rby - She spends your money on me...
You say that you can win, win, win if you now how to play the game but while you're out there playing you see there's something you should know... She spends your money on me..
*Bogurk
Jamie - All the best freaks are here, please stop staring at me.
Jamie - Spending all my time thinking too much and leave too little to say how I feel.
The changes of no consequence will pick up the reins from nowhere.
Despair that tires the world brings the old man laughter - The laughter of the world only grieves him.
Solemnity
Lamb-pyre vampire.
Parbsnip - My connections so bad dont be surprised if I'm gone in five minutes.
You can tell everybody 'bout the state I'm in, you wont catch me crying cos I just cant win - I dont care anymore.
As for me I can sit here and bide my time, I've got nothing to lose if I just speak my mind, I dont care anymore.
*clunk
Hmmm. She thinks I'm an arsehole,made me miss the bus and her whole family wants to skin me alive. God,shes not even a proper ex.
There's nothing you can do when you're the next in line.
Throwing it all away.
Humour eludes me
Yes I am sat here in my pants.
My shirt smells of sick and my shoes smell of wee. Must be time to go to work.
Everyone was right - I am a donkey hole.
P4rby - Emotional fireworks. Certainly didnt take much to light that touchpaper.
Parby - ooof - wrong msg to wrong phone = world war 3 somewhere over Beckys house.
Parby - There's nothing here that I can understand and no one cares, I'm a lonely man....Alone again tonight.
Parby - Throw some bread to the ducks instead, its easier that way
Parby - Mange is a disease. He's the cure
P4rby - Crime is a disease, he's the cure...
Misturgh Jaymeee Parghbuhreee - Theres gotta be more to life than sitting here surely.
Misturgh Jaymeee Parghbuhreee - Loves the jobs you hate.
You got to watch them, be quick or be dead.
Sod it, I'm gonna go do summat constructive - Failing that I'm gonna go stalk your mum as she comes home from bingo.
At least the swelling'll go down over time, this stain'll never come out.
NOTE:- Jamie is ONLINE - Talk to him before he buggers off to play Roadrash games again.
Waiting on the rain.
My Display Name - Type your name as you want other users to see it
No matter what you say it never gets any better - no matter what you do we never see any change
P4rby - mid-afternoon lull
I've updated my site, ask for a link.
Adding 9 new pics to the gallery on my site if anyone cares
All gone - long ago - leaving no trace - disappearing like smoke in the wind to become just a face without a name.
'Will you marry me on the 16th May 2008?'
P4rby - 23 coins in the fountain
P4rby & his amazing Flymo Power Compact 330 ( ^^) *vroom!
People always told me be careful what u do, dont run around breaking young girls hearts..
'Empty stomach, empty head. I got empty heart & empty bed..
>F>o>l>l>o>w>>>M>e>>>>>>( ,^^)
2 broken hearts in a fortnight - well done Parb
Blood on the rooftops
Shadow of the Hierophant
The Court of the Crimson King
Your desire to be different drives you all into being the same
'Here am I - While away the mornings since you gone..
''If it's gonna get better it starts with a feeling - If it's gonna get better it's gonna take time'
'Its hot, too hot for me mama'
'If its gonna get better it starts with a feeling'
No mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller
Wh�res Chest-Nuts
P4 - If only i wasn't in control of my own life
Jamie - Standing outside of this wonderland - looking so bereaved and bereft.
P4 (oo ) Today was not good.
Jamie - I am the Lord of Deadside - and tomorrows gonna kill me.
Jamie - shows over, s'all gone, go home
D'ya ever feel that you could well have lost everything all at once?
Unconditional Love & Blind Madness are one in the same.
The silence never louder than now.
Take the strain! ( ,~~) My god that could feed a family of six!
Kelleher is away taking a dump... wooohoo!( ,~~)
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P4 - If we agree that we can disagree we could stop all of this today.
They say you cant take it with you when your gone & i believe it - its taking all ive got or being with you & id rather leave it
P4rbeeeaaarrgh dammit..
Then let us drink - Then let us smile - Then let us go.
CAUTION : I'm no longer depressed cos i had a nice dream.
ATTENTION : I'm depressed and take the fact that none of you are talking to me badly >> THIS NAME IS TO PROVOKE A RESPONSE.ATTENTION :
I'm depressed and take the fact that none of you are talking to me badly( oo) -> Look at me.
I've no friends. I'd like your pity.
I'm tired of being in love and being all alone when you're so far away from me.
Look at that mama, shes got it stickin' in the camera man..
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The seventh son of a seventh son...
I've kicked the habit - Shed my skin - This is the new stuff - I go dancing in (We go dancing in)
religion was written by the rich to control the lawless...
And the lamb lies down on Parby.
*zip *slap *gurk *gurk *gurk *squidge *slop *splodge *sigh
I'd run naked and free but none of you boys would ever feel like a real man after having witnessed it...
Ripe Buttock
You know you're on the way out, it's just a matter of time.
Heathaze - Genesis 1980 (From Duke LP)... mmm...
P4rby - While I'm sitting here trying to think of things to say, someones son lies bleeding in a field somewhere.
P4rby - Why are things never straighfoward?
Im outspoken but feel so restrained
Dammit love is depressing.
P4rby - Solsbury Hill isn't a song, it's a hymn.
There's no-one left alive, it must be a draw.
Glub with plaque complete in around 4 hours.
Kelleher and P4rby join forces today - watch this space.
Tin Tin
P4rby & Wowl...
Check if you can disconnect the effect and i'll go after the cause.
Climbing up on Parbery Hill, i can see the city lights...
Keep It Dark
Desperation sets in - might end up in a chatroom.
Jamies Magic Torch [or hands, your choice]
Parberectile Mulfunctionatis..
When i grow up I'm gonna own a huge church organ dammit and I'm gonna play macabre music all day long...
Wooooo Splash Wave!
*choke
Nice to see y'all bothered getting outta bed today then...
Retrosexual
P4rby - Completed Outrun On All 5 Routes!
J&M�$ $T�P#�N P&RB�RY
Idiosyncracy will be the death of me...
Magical Sound Shower
P4rby - Oficially The Greatest Outrun Player Of All Time
CAUTION: P4rby Is NOT Edible"
And on your right you can see Gemma... shes painfully dense.
"This continent harbours far too many stupid people
Muscleclad Wuss
The Duke of Electrical Hazards
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(�� )(�� )(�� )Must be bored for random linage hath commenced( ��)( ��)( ��)
(�� )(�� )(�� )The Detrimental Symmetra-Gnome v.P4( ��)( ��)( ��)
The man from Del Parby, he like to say 'yes yes yes yes oh yes, dont stop...'
parbroxide blonde
parbrarium parbroxide
parbrex
p4
the fabled parberama
the parberama
p4rbz
p4rby
parbz
parby
parbs
parberama
parbery
james
jamie
I shall inherit the earth...
(�� )(�� )(�� )Symmetra-gnome( ��)( ��)( ��)
Sometimes entangled in your own spleen...
There's one born every minute and you're looking at him..
Never hint at what you really feel...
parberama met a farmer,
f***'d his wife then f***'d their llama..
xx-**-P4rby-**-xx
(**(^^ )-jamie-( 00)~~)
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(^^ )___Jamie___( ^^)
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(@@ ) (@@ ) Jamie ( @@) ( @@)
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(^^(^^(^^ )jamie( ^^)^^)^^)
-=-=-rama-=-=-
====jimble mcparberamus====
"but i love u, more than i wanted to, theres no point in trying to pretend..."
Parby is not in bed yet...
"I wanna be.... sledgehammer..."
I am a cake god damn!
Parby the french fancy
"Tonight im gonna Parby like its 1999"
Parby in the sky with diamonds
Parby swaying in the wind
The fabled [yet falwed] parberama... [[spot the typo in my name]] <yes it should say flawed>
The fabled [yet falwed] parberama...
<(<(--P--4--r--8--y--)>)>
You stand there with your fixed expression casting doubt on all i have to say..
P4rby - "Please leave this patient undisturbed..."
Gl��~O~r�m�v�P�4
P+(4r+b)=3r-4(m4)
Eduard �Del� Delacroix
I'll stop the rain if u send me back to 1986...
I always use the cue sheets but never the nets...
Parb n' Ride...
Life is full of regrets...
Seems the moon is red tonight...
Just a comic actor behind a tragic mask...
The Pink Parber..
One consenting adult
I am the Lizard King!' oops my mistake...
If this plot twists again its gonna start fraying...
Deuxieme Singulartis Parbeckius...
I'd wear my heart on my sleeve but i like to go topless...
Thou shalt not bugger thy neighbours arse...
Shiny shroom...
"Oh i do like becky beside the seaside.."
Entangled within the dreams of others.
The only thing to fear is Parby himself...
"Blame it on me, you can blame it on me," cos every-bugger else does...
Your cat died? Thats undoubtedly my fault as I am responsible for everything ever...
If anyones bored maybe they'd like to fire some false accusations at me hmm?
Tragic mushroom...
Mushroom love for all...
Newsflash : Parby arrested on rape charge after stealing a strangers last Rolo...
Is he trying to wave or to drown?
Hanging by a thread...
Im currently residing in an artistic moment...
Parby animal? You must be joking...
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naked...in the tulips...I wanna run naked in the tulips... naked... in the tulips... with like ur mum... and like ur dog...
P 4 R B Y.....y?...cos i gotta....
p4rb-y-fronts...
He's not one of us
Berk 'n Head
[S]ling it in the [L]ove [C]ompartment [W]here the [G]lacier [M]ints [P]lay...
"fraudian slumbers empty of sound"
The Brazillian says: How very profound...
The Brazillian
Ripples never come back...
Silmarillion
Stay away from that trapdoor cos there's something down there...
Indefatigable
Like a load on your back that you cant see...
"I dont really hate you... I dont care what you do... We were made for eachother, me and you..."
----The law of diminishing returns...
Maybe u were always beyond my reach and my heart was playing safe...
Maybe it was infatuation or the thrill of the chase...
Where do we go from here..?
Racing the clouds home...Do you cry in the happy hour?
I spy with my little eye, someone who's bleeding from stress..
mike hunt
hugh jars
a character-mapped name doth not a happy geek make..
overdosed on sentiment and pride
a martyr to self pity
buck me up the thumbhole
futt bucker
pea-fork-argh-bee-why?
Slashed wrists, scarlet fever, crawl under the bathroom door, pumping arteries ooze their problems thru' the slash that the razor tore...
The fool escaped from paradise will look over his shoulder and cry, sit and chew on daffodils and struggle to answer why...
parbuttocks
parbeast
parbreasts
parbugger
parbucket
i act the role in classic style of a martyr carved with a twisted smile...
'Breasts and thighs' doth not a KFC make...
'Good head' doth not an alcoholic beverage make...
parbsnips
parbrarium parbroxide
parbanana
[P]{a}[r]{b}[y] [G]{e}[t] {T}[h]{e}[s]{e} [D]{a}[m]{n} / [Y]{o}[u]{r} [F]{i}[l]{t}[h]{y} [b]{r}[a]{c}[k]{e}[t]{s} [O]{f}[f] {M}[e]{!}
somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, i will slit both my wrists then jump, then fall, then die..
faux parbs
