"You punk!" Bra cried and smacked Trunks upside the head, taking her cell phone back from him. "I'm calling mom! There's too many people around to fly home."

Trunks rolled his eyes and ran a large, masculine hand (which means...nothing at all...) through his hair. "Fine then," he sighed.

Just then, Goten came up on a skateboard. "You gotta call your mama to come get you? You're the president of a big time corporation!" he exclaimed.

"Well, Goten, we flew in because my car is in the shop-" "So fly home!" Goten interrupted. Trunks sighed. "Too many people," he said.

Bra then slapped Trunks upside the head again. "Mom's gonna be here soon! We're supposed to wait for her!" Trunks sweatdropped, a little irked now, and looked at Bra. "Run," he said. Bra took off running and Trunks chased after her. She ran through the mall with Trunks on her heels when she saw Vegeta standing in Victoria's Secret.

"DADDYYYYYY!!!" she screamed. As Bra ran up, Vegeta took the small shopping bag in his hand and shoved it in the back of his pants. "What's going on here?" Vegeta demanded as Bra hid behind him. Bra pointed at an oncoming Trunks. "He's trying to kill me!" she cried.

Vegeta put his hand up and blocked Trunks by holding onto his forehead. Trunks's temper got the best of him and he went Super Saiyajin, burning Vegeta's hand. This pissed Vegeta off and made him go Super Saiyajin too. The Prince's energy charged up and he shot a ki blast at his son. Trunks flew across the mall into a wall. "Ugh...otou-san...that's not even cool!" he groaned and passed out.

Bra, meanwhile, noticed the bag in Vegeta's pants, which was now burnt. She grabbed the bag and removed a singed pair of tiger-print bikini briefs. "Daddy! You burned your ogre pants!" she exclaimed.

Vegeta blushed and sweatdropped. "Uh...those are your mom's!" Bra narrowed her eyes thoughtfully. "Since when does mom wear size XXL?" she asked. Vegeta wiped the sweat nervously from his brow. "Well, uh...your mom has a big ass!" he replied hastily and grabbed the ogre pants back from his daughter.

"We'll see who has the big ass when you're sleeping on the couch tonight!"

Vegeta turned to see Bulma, arms crossed, standing next to Goten at the store entrance amongst crowds of astonished people...

"Holy Dende!" Vegeta awoke in a cold sweat. He turned to his bedside table, opened the drawer, and under a magazine next to his newest porn were his precious ogre pants. "Whew!" he sighed in relief, picked them up, and changed into them.

He began furiously bouncing up and down on the bed, shaking Bulma. "Hey, woman! Woman! Wake up, woman!" Bulma groaned and opened her eyes. "Damn it, baka! What do you want?"

Vegeta's eyebrows did a little dance and he smirked as only the Prince of Saiyajins could smirk. Bulma was then suddenly wide awake and she smiled. "Oh, I suppose!" she said.

Vegeta jumped on her and let out a playful growl. "Better watch out, woman! I'm an Aztec Warrior!"

Now is where we leave them alone for 5 minutes...yeah...THOSE 5 minutes.

"But otou-san! I never even went to the mall yesterday!" Trunks protested. Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "Resisting punishment, ne? You've been hanging out with Kakarrot's brats too much!" Trunks slumped down in his chair with his father's stubborn look portrayed on his face and sighed.

"Well, the punishment for trying to kill your sister is...uh...no training with that Gohan Kakarrot kid for 2 weeks!" Vegeta smirked as he laid down the law.

Trunks's eyes and mouth dropped open. "N-nani?!" he cried. After all, training with Gohan was a prime opportunity to check out Pan! Woah, Dende, was she a hottie! That luscious little bootay, those long legs, that silky hair, those nice, plump-

"Trunks!" Vegeta yelled, breaking his son out of his daydream. Trunks blushed and looked up at Vegeta. "Otou-saaaaan! I haven't tried to kill Bra for nearly 2 months now!"

"Oh yeah...that was a dream...oh well, since I'm already punishing you, you can train with that Kakarrot brat, but you have to help your sister with her homework and you can't try to kill her for 3 more months," Vegeta said, renegotiating since Trunks really didn't do anything wrong in the first place.

"Yes!" Trunks exclaimed. "Oh, yeah! Who's da man?" "I'm the man now shut up or you won't be able to train with that Kakarrot brat!" Vegeta yelled. "Uh...okay!" Trunks said and flew out the door.

"Damn, these kids don't even know how to shut the door!" Vegeta said and slammed the door, which busted. "Shit! Uh, maybe Bulma won't notice! I'll fly to the hardware and go buy some stuff to fix it!" With that, Vegeta flew out the door towards town.

As if on cue, Bulma then walked into the kitchen and saw the busted door. "Damn it, Vegeta is always breaking something when he's mad!" she said. Then she took out a capsule, opened and threw it a safe ways away, and out popped a spare door. She fixed the busted door and sat down at the table to read a magazine.

A short while later, Vegeta flew through the door, breaking it again, holding boards, screwdrivers, drills, etc. He looked over at Bulma. "Oh, hey, woman! I just gotta fix the door before you notice it's broken!"

Bulma stood, narrowed her eyes, and crossed her arms.

Vegeta sweatdropped.

"Dude..."

Meanwhile, Pan, Trunks, Bra, Goten, Marron, and Uubu were sitting at Walter's Diner having some milkshakes when Pan noticed a newspaper article with its headline being: "PORN THIEF STILL AT LARGE!"

"So THAT'S why all the good porn is gone!" Goten exclaimed. "Huh?" Trunks asked tripping out on Pan's cleavage. Uubu jumped up. "We must put an end to this!" he exclaimed. "To the Bat Mobile!" Pan smirked at him. "You've always wanted to say that, haven't you?" "Yup!" Ubuu replied and they all headed off to the nearest porn shop.

When the group arrived at the shop "Skippy's Exotic Boutique," they saw some old dude exiting the store. As Marron held the door open for him, the security alarm went off.

Goten, Trunks, and Uubu grabbed the dude and pulled him into the store. "What's going on?!" the clerk cried as he ran out of the john.

"We've caught the notorious porn thief!" Uubu exclaimed and pulled the dude's hood off to reveal...Kame Sennin!

"Why, it's Master Roshi! The dude who trained Goku and Krillin!" Trunks cried.

"And I would've gotten away with it too! If it hadn'tve been for you meddling kids!" Roshi yelled.

Goten then noticed that Roshi had dropped a porn on the floor. He picked it up and was bewildered at what he saw on the cover.

"Hey, Trunks, Bra...doesn't this guy look familiar?" he asked and handed them the porn.

"NOOOOOOOOO(to be continued)!!!!"

There, on the cover of the porn "Feel My Wrath," they saw Vegeta in a blue thong and a mask over his eyes.

Trunks, in a fit of rage, turned Super Saiyajin and started to destroy the store. "What the hell??" the clerk said, puzzled. "AH! SHIT!" Goten and Marron cried at the same time.

Goten and Uubu tried to get Trunks to stop but did not succeed. Pan then stepped in front of Trunks. "Damn it, Trunks! Calm down or I'm gonna kick your ass!" she yelled at him.

Trunks stopped immediately and powered down. "I'm soooo sorry! Gomen, Panny-chan! Gomen! I promise I will never destoy another porn as long as I live!"

Bra smirked and threw the Vegeta porn at him. "Catch!"

"AHH!" Trunks screamed and shot a ki blast at it.