"AHH! Don't look, Chiaotzu!" Tien cried and covered his groupie's eyes. Chiaotzu covered Tien's eyes, but he just wound up raising his third eye up to glance at the TV screen (he's got trifocals now...he's old).

Vegeta sat and smoked a pipe as everyone crowded around to watch "Feel My Wrath" on the big-screen TV. Bra was incapacitated in a big chair in the corner while Gohan went to the kitchen and started mercilessly dunking Trunk's head in the sink.

"Still wanna have relations with my little Panny-chan?" he asked the soaked Saiya-jin.

"Can't I have at least ONE shot at the title before I die?" Trunks pleaded as he gasped for air.

"WHAT??" Gohan cried and grabbed Trunks by the neck, trying to choke him. Pan ran into the kitchen when she felt Gohan's ki rise. "Daddy, don't! I LOVE HIM!" she cried.

Gohan dropped Trunks on his bunz and fell to his knees in disbelief that his one and only baby girl was in love. "How? When? WHY??" he asked no one at all.

Videl heard Pan from the hallway and ran in. "MY BABY! She's growing up so faaaast!" she cried. Gohan jumped to his feet. "No! I won't have it!" he yelled. "Let's go! She's never gonna see these Vegeta brats again!"

"NO! I'm not going ANYWHERE!" Pan cried going SSJ!!!

"My baby went Super Saiya-jin!" Gohan cried and swept his angry but suprised daughter in his arms...before remembering he was pretty pissed-off himself. As Trunks sat and marveled at how great Pan looked with blonde hair and blue eyes, Gohan threw the girl over his shoulder. "I'm sorry, Pan-chan, but I forbid you to have anything to do with that BAKA!" he said and pointed at Trunks.

"Put me down, YARO!" Pan screamed and shot ki blasts everywhere.

"You're lucky you're angry, because I might've taken that 'yaro' seriously," Gohan said calmly and carried Pan out to the porch.

Meanwhile, in the living room, just as Pan went SSJ, Goku jumped up and looked around in confusion. "I feel a Saiya-jin power...but I can't figure out who it is," he said. Vegeta blew out some smoke from his pipe. "Sit down, Kakarrot, you'll miss the best part!" he said and pulled Goku back down on the couch.

Vegeta then felt the Saiya-jin power, too, and thought it was Gohan, because it seemed vaguely familiar. "Damn it, Kakarrot, tell your son to behave or I'll kick his ass!" he snarled. Bulma cast an evil look of death in Vegeta's direction. "You lay a finger on that boy and there will be hell to pay!" she said matter-of-factly.

"Okay...where do I pay 'em?" Vegeta said in a mocking tone.

"That's it! You're sleeping on the couch!" Bulma put her foot down and Vegeta felt himself blush. "Wait, wait, wait! I'm sorry!" he cried, crawling over to Bulma on his hands and knees. "Please forgive me, Woman! I'll model for you, tonight!" Bulma coulded help but give in to the irresistable twinkle in her husband's eyes. "Oh, all right," she said.

"Uubu...I'm scared..." Bra mumbled incoherently.

"PUT ME DOWN!" Pan yelled and blasted Gohan.

"She is sooo cute!" Gohan exclaimed as he blocked and reflected every one of the blasts. "Mom, where's your frying pan??"

"Go ahead, hit your baby, but you'll regret it! I'll be eight-teen in a few days and I'll be able to leave and you can't stop me!" Pan stated, making Gohan go on a guilt trip.

"Damn it, you're right! Why are you always right?" Gohan cried.

"Because I have my mom's brains and your bulk!" Pan replied and powered down.

"Wait! I'm a scholar!" Gohan cried. "Mom made me study all my life! I'M A SCHOLAR!!!"

"Wow, that's some spray, Vegeta!" Krillin commented as he toked up another pipe with the "finest" tobacco.

"Well, what can I say?" the Prince said arrogantly. "Nobody washes a car better than me!" Krillin nodded. "That is SOME vehicle, too *whistle*!" he added. Vegeta shushed him. "Shut it, Shortie! Here's Woman!"

They watched as Bulma came on screen. Bra sat weeping hysterically and Trunks stumbled into the living room. "Ugh...where's Gohan?" he groaned. Goku pointed towards the front door without taking his eyes off the TV.

Trunks walked outside to see Gohan on his knees crying. "WHERE DID I GO WRONG???" he sobbed. He was squeezing Pan's hand, so she was crying too. "Otou-saaaaaaaaan! You're hurting me!!!" she screeched and Gohan let go of her hand.

"I'm sooo sorry! Gomen nasai!" he cried and hugged her.

"Ugh! Otou-san! I can't breathe!" Pan coughed. Gohan let go of her. "Domo, otou-sama," Pan mumbled and straightened her shirt.

"Yeah, whatever," Gohan replied then noticed Trunks.

"There you are, you little kuso tare!" he growled and leapt at the younger Saiya-jin.

Trunks barely jumped out of the way. "Onegai, Gohan-sama! Just hear me out!" he cried. Gohan grinned evilly and dove at Trunks again. "EEEEEEEK!" Trunks screamed like a little girl and ran away, with Gohan chasing him.

"Are you two gonna stop fighting?" Pan asked. Videl ran outside then started yelling for Goku, Chi Chi, and Goten. Gohan started shooting ki blasts, so Pan got impatient. "Fine! Ikimasu!" She walked up to Videl and grabbed her hand. "Ikimashou, Okaa-san!" she said and they flew towards home.

Chi Chi then appeared at the door. "Gohan, go after your wife or I'll take the frying pan out," she commanded sternly.

"Oooh, the FRYING PAN! I'm soooo scared!" Gohan said mockingly, one hand on his hip and the other holding Trunks by the hair.

"I'll show you scared!" Chi Chi yelled, pulling the frying pan out!

"EEEEK!" Gohan dropped Trunks, who hurriedly ran back into the house, and took off flying into the sky. "GOKU!! How am I supposed to discipline a kid when he could just fly off like that??" Chi Chi yelled into the house.

"Uh...come sit down and watch the movie?" Goku called back. Chi Chi then fled into the house, into the living room, and, with a mighty swing of her frying pan, knocked her intrepid Saiya-jin husband on his ass.

Vegeta started laughing. "Heh heh! Kakarrot's mate just kicked his ass!" Krillin started laughing too, so Bulma and Juuhachi-gou each whipped out a frying pan and smacked their husbands respectively.

Bra sensed her father's ki rising so she, Trunks, Uubu, and Marron bolted out of the house. Goten looked up from the bar and stumbled on out the front door. Chiaotzu, Tien, and Yamcha just sat there still staring at the screen.

"Grrrr...DAMN YOU, WOMAN!" Vegeta howled and went SSJ. Bulma conked him over the head again. "If you're gonna act that way, you can just leave!" she said and crossed her arms.

"Woman, not in front of the guests!" Vegeta pleaded and powered down.

"Woah! You can tell Vegeta eats his Wheaties!" Piccolo commented out of nowhere, as he seemed rather inconspicuous sitting on an Easy Chair just calmly watching the porn and no one seemed to notice him.

Bulma glowed bright red. "GEEEEEEET OUT!!!" she screamed and pointed to the door. With solemn faces, all of the guys got up and left. Bulma smirked victoriously and jumped up on the coffee table. "Ladies, today marks the start of a new era!" she preached to Chi Chi and Juuhachi-gou. "We must gather the women all together! No longer shall we be dominated by the fighting males! We shall fight back!"

"RIGHT!" Chi Chi and Juuhachi-gou exclaimed and nodded.

Juuhachi-gou powered up. "I'll go get Marron!" she said and flew off.

Bulma grabbed two sets of keys and handed one to Chi Chi. "You get Pan and Videl! I'll get Bra!" Chi Chi nodded and they ran off to the garage.