"Gohan! She's 17! We can't keep her locked up like an animal!" Videl cried and struggled to pass her husband but to no avail.

Gohan blocked the door to Pan's room with his big, brick barrier of a bod (*prrrRRRRrrr!*). "Sorry, Videl, but if we let her out, she'll wind up mating with that baka and he'll leave her knocked up, broke, and alone!"

Videl burst into tears and fell to her knees. "Trunks is a fine young man, Gohan! How could you say such things??"

Meanwhile, as her parents argued, Pan tried to regain that familiar, great energy to go SSJ again. "I know if I take him by surprise, I can get right past Dad just like a fat woman by Kame Sennin!" she thought. "Ahhhhhhhh......AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

A golden aura surrounded the girl, but being only 1/4 Saiyan-jin, she just couldn't conjure up enough energy to fully transform again. Instead of the blonde, blue-eyed knock-out that had wowed Trunks, Pan found herself looking into the mirror at the same old girl...with hazel-green eyes and streaked-blonde hair. She smirked in approval at her new look and tied her trusty orange bandana around her head.

"Alright, otou-chan, let's get down! Uh...not like THAT, of course..."

With that, the new and improved Pan flew at the door...knocking Gohan on top of Videl. "Oh, ew! Ew ew ewwwww!!!!" Pan grimaced. Videl pushed Gohan off of her and jumped up. "Panny, it's not what it looks like!" she protested. Gohan got up and opened his mouth to bitch-out Pan for breaking out, but he heard the dull ringing of a frying pan banging on the door.

"VIDEL! PAN!" Chi Chi called. "COME WITH ME TO CAPSULE CORPS!"

Pan grinned evilly at Gohan. "Sayonara, otou-chan!" she said sweetly, grabbed Videl's hand, and ran downstairs to meet Chi Chi.

Juuhachi-gou sensed Marron's ki near Son House, so she landed in the driveway and looked around. "Marron!" she called. "MARRON!"

Hastily, Marron exited Son House and straightened her tousled hair. "Mom...what's going on?" she asked and smiled uneasily. Juuhachi-gou grabbed Marron's arm. "I'll ask you what you were doing with Goten later, but we gotta get to the Capsule Mansion first," she told her daughter and flew off with her.

"Oh, Uubu, I'm so glad we're finally alone!" Bra swooned and wrapped her arms around Uubu's neck. "Kiss me!" Uubu smiled wickedly and moved in, but got distracted by the glare of a bright light and a strong wind.

"Bra Briefs/Vegeta! Get in this jet now, young lady!" Bulma called out on a megaphone.

Bra pouted and went to give Uubu a goodbye kiss, but Bulma moved the megaphone so it made a high-pitched squeaking sound. "Come ON, Bra! NOW!"

Bra frowned. "Bye, Uubu...sorry about all this," she said and reluctantly hopped into the jet. Bulma gave Uubu an evil look and took flight.

Uubu exhaled his pent-up breath and ran a hand through his hair. "Oi...HFIL wreaks no fury as a Bulma scorned!"

"Okay, why are we all here?" Marron asked as all of the women got settled in the kitchen of the Capsule Mansion. Bulma poured each of them a cup o' joe and grinned.

"Girls, aren't you sick of the men ruling our lives like we're a bunch of slaves?" she asked.

"Try living with Gohan," Videl and Pan muttered simultaneously as they sipped their coffee.

Juuhachi-gou nodded. "I guess we're all fed up with 'em...well now it's time to fight back!" she declared.

The great, rebellious females leapt to their feet. "YEAH!" they exclaimed. So now begins the Great Battle of the Sexes!