"Oh, Gohan! That was wonderful!" Videl swooned. "Mmm...you were so good at it!"

Gohan arrogantly rubbed his nails on his shoulder. "Well, I try," he said. Videl rubbed the side of Gohan's face. "You should do it again, someday," she whispered. Gohan shrugged. "Possibly." "No, really, baby...you should cook dinner more often," Videl said and started to clear the table.

"Hey, babe, where's Pan at anyway?" Gohan asked. Videl bit her lip thoughtfully for a moment. "She's over at Marron's...she said she'll meet us at Bulma's," she replied.

"Alrighty then!" Gohan exclaimed and grabbed Videl for a 5-minute waltz (yeah, THOSE 5 minutes).

Suddenly, they heard a very loud bang on the door. "Crap, can't they see I'm in the middle of something??" Gohan said zipping up his pants to go answer the door.

"Gohan!! Are you home?? Your car's in the driveway! Gohan, open the door! Gohan!" Chi Chi swung the frying pan at the door for another loud knock, but Gohan answered the door in mid-swing. "AHH!" he screamed and slammed the door to block the frying pan.

"Damn it! Why did he slam the door in my face?? No respect, I tell you! I'll have to discipline him, Goku!" Chi Chi said and opened the door. "GO-HAAAAAAAN!!!"

"Uh, hey, mom! I didn't know you were here!" Gohan half-giggled and sweat-dropped...lying right to his mother's face.

"Your ass, you didn't know I was here!" Chi Chi yelled, lifting the frying pan.

"AHH!" Gohan screamed, and took off running with Chi Chi right behind him. "Dad! Help me!"

Goku just stood there and twiddled his thumbs. "Uh, sorry son...but she's got the frying pan..."

Videl then exited the bedroom while buttoning up her blouse. "Oh! Chi Chi! Goku! What a suprise!" she exclaimed halfheartedly and blushed.

"Uh, bye, ma! See ya at Capsule Corp.!" Gohan said, grabbed Videl, and flew out the window.

Chi Chi put her hands on her hips and looked out after them. "How are you supposed to discipline this kid when he could just fly off?!"

"Uh...wait for him to come back!" Goku said, watching the frying pan.

"You know we can't do that, we have to get to the dinner party at Capsule Corp.!" Chi Chi said, gently putting her hand on Goku's chin.

"We can't do THAT! Not HERE! Not NOW!" Goku said, picking Chi Chi up and flying off towards the Capsule Mansion.

(Scene: Trunks & Bra driving home)

"I can't believe Dad's in one of those...those...things!" Bra cried, shaking her head.

"Gross!" Trunks cried as he pictured the porn. "I can't get the freakin' image out of my head!"

"Well, picture something else!" Bra said, so Trunks started thinking of Pan and nearly hit the ditch. Bra grabbed the wheel and turned the car back on the road. "Chikusho, Trunks! You baka!" she screamed at her brother.

Trunks snapped out of it and continued to drive. "Uh...gomen nasai," he mumbled and resumed the trip home.

Pan, Goten, Uubu, Marron, Krillin, and Juuhachi-gou (18) landed in front of the Capsule Mansion just as Videl and Gohan arrived.

"Run, Goten! Okaa-san is coming and she's got the frying pan!" Gohan yelled at his brother.

"Where??" Goten cried, looking behind himself cautiously. "Hi, Grandma Chi Chi!" Pan said, joking to freak Goten out. "AGH!" Goten screamed, and flew straight up and into his oncoming father and mother. "OW!" he cried and grabbed his head in pain.

"That's what you get for not watching where you're flying!" Chi Chi said, rubbing the frying pan.

Then Vegeta walked out of the door. "Hello, Kakarrot!" he said with a pipe hanging out of his mouth and his right hand in a pocket of his smoking jacket.

"Huh?" Goku said, dropping Chi Chi. "GOKUUUUU!!!!" Chi Chi screamed as she fell.

"You can tell she means business, cuz she's speaking in capital letters," Krillin commented as Gohan flew after Chi Chi.

"MOMMY!!!" Gohan cried.

"Oh, shit!" Goku yelled and took off flying. "I'll just fly until she calms down," he thought to himself, when he heard behind him, "FLY, SON! FLY!" He turned to see Gohan flying after him with Chi Chi in his arms. "B-but, Gohan!" Goku cried.

"Sorry, dad, but she has the FRYING PAN!" Gohan mocked as he caught up to Goku.

As Goku fled for his life, Vegeta chuckled as he smoked his pipe. "Damn Kakarrot and his mate!" he exclaimed. Chi Chi and Gohan were right above him, so Chi Chi dropped the frying pan right on the Prince of Sayajins's head. "Whoops! It slipped!" she called down.

Just as Vegeta's ki began to rise, Bulma walked outside. "Hey, dinner's ready!" she said, so everyone went inside.

Since Gohan cooked for her, Videl didn't eat, but seeing what oinkers Sayajins are, Gohan ate again. After dinner was over, Bulma, Chi Chi, Videl, and Juuhachi-gou cleaned up while Vegeta, Goku, and Krillin went to the porch to smoke some pipes. Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Pan went to hang out in the Rec. Room, and Bra, Uubu, and Marron went outside to play flying tag.

In the Rec. Room, Goten had broken into Vegeta's secret stash and was drinking all of his rum. As his friend got hammed, Trunks couldn't help but chuckle.

"Damn Goten! Can't even hold his liquor!" Trunks said. Goten gurgled a bit and laughed. "Ah, shut it! You're just trying to move the attention to me cuz you wanna get in my niece's pants!" he exclaimed and giggled.

"WHAT???!?!?!?!" Gohan cried, going Super Saiyajin.

Trunks just walked up to Pan and picked her up by the seat of her pants. He started to check out her ass, but remembered what he was doing, and checked the label. "Nope, they're too small," he concluded.

"Put me down, Trunks!" Pan commanded, so Trunks put her back down.

Gohan's rage was going out of control. "AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!" he screamed, going SSJ 69 or something.

Goten sensed his brother's power force. "Aw, shit!" he said drunkenly and passed out.

Trunks and Pan tried desperately to ease Gohan's fragile temper. "Calm down, Gohan-sama!" Trunks pleaded. Pan nodded. "Yeah, otou-san!" she added. "He said he wouldn't fit 'em!"

Meanwhile, on the porch, Vegeta, Goku, and Krillin were smoking their pipes. What they didn't know was that Bulma, Chi Chi, and Juuhachi-gou were playing a trick on them and they had replaced the tobacco with weed.

"Hey, Kakarrot, have you ever noticed how many stars there are in the sky?" Vegeta asked, all stoned, as he pointed to the sky.

Goku cocked an eyebrow. "No!" he concluded and started to laugh.

Vegeta chuckled. "I think I'll count 'em! 1, 2, 3, 4,...uh...damn, i lost count!" he said and laughed uncontrollably.

Suddenly, Goku jumped up. "I sense a great power!" he cried. "It's Frieza! No...wait...it's Cell! No...wait...it's...Gohan!"

Vegeta and Krillin jumped up, too, and they both got a major head rush. "Woah...what kinda tobacco is this?" Krillin asked, raising an eyebrow at his pipe. "The finest!" Vegeta said proudly.

Goku staggered, but managed to get to the door. "Well, let's go check on Gohan, cuz this power force is, like, dude!" he said, so they ran inside.

"Ha! You're it, Bra!" Uubu exclaimed and tagged Bra.

"You shit beast!" Bra cried was just about to fly after Uubu and Marron, but she felt a strange force. She stopped in mid-air. "Do you feel that?"

Marron and Uubu stopped too. "It's incredible!" Marron cried. "Who could it be?"

"Only one way to find out!" Uubu said and flew towards the door. "Let's go check it out!"

Videl, Chi Chi, Bulma, and Juuhachi-gou were doing the dishes when Videl suddenly dropped the plate she was drying. "Do you feel that?" she asked.

Juuhachi-gou closed her eyes and concentrated for a second. "Yes, I do...it's....it's...Gohan!"

"GOHAN!" Chi Chi cried.

As the women all dropped their dishes, Piccolo burst into the door. "Where's Gohan??" he demanded. Hurriedly, they all rushed into the Rec. Room.

Everyone ran into the Rec. Room to see an intense, golden light surrounding Gohan, his clothing ripping at the seams from his muscle increase.

"What's going on?" Bra asked Goten, whose head was spinning from his vast liquor intake. "Uh, Pan, Trunks, Gohan...woah!!" Goten babbled.

Uubu snickered as he observed Gohan. "Look at the vein in his head...ya think it'll explode?" he asked Marron. Chi Chi was going into hysterics. "My baby!" she cried. Goten burped. "Uh, Ma, cool it...he's like, old, okay?" he said.

Piccolo's eyes were wide with amazement. "His force is MAGNIFICENT!" he marveled. "How did he do it?" Goten hiccupped and laughed. "Tch, that's easy! I just told him that Trunks wanted to boink Pan!" he slurred.

"You turd!" Trunks yelled at Goten and went SSJ in embarassment. Gohan howled in anger and powered up even more. Goten smiled brightly, hiccupped once again, and bolted out the window.

"Damn, you, Kakarrot...haven't you ever taught your brats any manners?" Vegeta snarled in a stoned voice as Trunks flew off after Goten, Gohan after Trunks, and Piccolo, Videl, and Pan after Gohan. "Well, should we stay here with the ladies or go find your brats, Kakarrot?"

"He's going after my Gohan before he does something he shouldn't!" Chi Chi said, holding up the frying pan.

"Brats!" Goku said flying up through the ceiling and after Gohan's ki.

"Can you say 'whipped?'" Vegeta asked and smirked. Bulma put her hands on her hips. "Yeah...and can you say 'couch' if you don't go and protect your son?" she asked. Vegeta sweat-dropped. "Hey, Kakarrot! Wait up!" he yelled and took off after Goku.

"Shit, we can't miss this!" Uubu said and flew off with Bra and Marron. Krillin and Juuhachi-gou powered up. "Wait for us!" Krillin yelled and they flew off too.

"Hey!" Bulma and Chi Chi cried and waved their fists in the air in anger. Just then, in flew Yamcha, Tien, and Chiaotzu. "Where's Gohan??" they cried. Bulma and Chi Chi looked at each other and smirked. A few seconds later, Yamcha and Tien flew from the mansion with Bulma and Chi Chi in their arms (accompanied by Chiaotzu of course).

As Yamcha caught up to the rest of the group, he had Bulma in his arms. Bulma has her arms around his neck and looked up at his face as he babbled on about Gohan. Yamcha landed with Bulma in the same position and it really set Vegeta off. "WOMAN!!! The Orge Pants!!!" he cried. Trunks ran at Vegeta. "AHHHHHHH!" he screamed and tackled him.

"What the hell??" Vegeta said, looking at Trunks like "do you want me to beat you like you're a Korn doll?". Goten shook his head. "Gee, I thought that should be GOHAN and Trunks!" he said. Chi Chi held up her trusty frying pan. "Shut up, son," she commanded.

"Woah! Trunks looks just as pissed as he did when he saw Vegeta on the cover of that porn!" Uubu slipped and covered his mouth with his hands, thus causing Trunks and Vegeta to stop fighting.

"VEGETA?? PORN??" everybody cried in disbelief (except the kids, Bulma, and Vegeta, of course).

Vegeta and Bulma sweat-dropped. "Uh...well...they were looking for a truly buff man and a sweet-looking woman for a film, right?" Bulma stammered.

"Woman?? You were in the porn, too, Mom??" Bra cried.

Goku was stoned, puzzled, and jealous all at once. "If they were looking for a truly buff man, why didn't they pick ME? Why VEGETA?" he whined. Vegeta smirked. "Silly Kakarrot! Porn is for princes!" he exclaimed. Everybody sweat-dropped. "What? It's a beautiful piece of work!" Vegeta carried on. Bra and Trunks fell to the ground whimpering. "I invite you all to watch it!" Vegeta exclaimed.

Bra and Trunks started to dig each a hole in the ground with aspirations of burying their heads. "No, don't kill yourself, Trunks!" Gohan snarled, almost forgetting his rage from the porn episode. "Let ME do it!" With that, Gohan grabbed Trunks and started throwing him around like he was a bitch or something.