Cat Nip 2: Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
Disclaimer: Uriko Nonomura, Kenji Ohgami, and others are characters owned by Hudson Soft, not me, and I’m not making any profit off of this story, so there! =P
A/N: We last left Uriko as she left to school with Kenji after having a dream about the two of them doing the nasty. This isn’t the final installation...but this is a little warm-up that I like to call a "lemon peel."
All through biology, Uriko could just NOT concentrate! She kept sneaking glances at Kenji and would turn away and blush whenever he looked back. What was worse was that the girl couldn’t help but think impure thoughts because the teacher just INSISTED that they watch the Discovery Channel. The hour went a little something like this:
TV: The male lion penetrates the female lion...
Uriko: ...ugh...! (Slumps down in her chair for the remainder of the segment)
TV: (next segment) Next on the Discovery Channel, we go into the world of the rodents’ ways of mating, starting with moles.
Kenji: (blush) Heh, THIS could get interesting!
Uriko: UGH! (Buries her face in her arms on the desktop)
Poor, poor Uriko. Why did she have to go and have a sexy dream about Kenji? Of all guys?! Sure, sure, she LIKED him, but he was her best friend! You’re not supposed to do THAT with your best friend! Quoting the Super Pervert Hajime Busuzima: "Ohmigod, that’s like, so wrong!"
By the end of the day, Uriko was even giddier. Kenji had to drive her home.
::Me and Kenji...alone...in a car,:: she thought.
Kenji opened Uriko’s door for her, hopped in the driver’s side, put on his sunglasses, and revved the engine. "C’mon, Riko, let’s blow this Popsicle stand!"
::Heh...blow...SHUT UP! SHUT UP!:: Uriko’s mind scolded.
"Riko, you seem awfully quiet...what’s up?" Kenji asked.
::I want you, you damn fool!::
"Uh...n-nothing really," Uriko stammered. "Just thinking."
"’Bout what?"
::About making sweet love to you all night long, goddamnit!::
"Uh...nothing, just a stupid essay for English class."
"Oh...say, Riko, I’ve been thinking too," Kenji said uneasily. "And I know we’re just friends and everything, but, do you...do you wanna go out some time?"
::Jackpot, baby!::
"Uh...wow...um, sure, that’d be great!" Uriko said happily, trying to hide her over-enthusiasm. "How’s Friday sound?"
*
Uriko and Kenji went to the mall on Friday night. They got some food and hung out at the arcade for a few hours, when Kenji mentioned that Yugo was out of town that night for a match.
"This is boring, you want to go hang out at home?" the young stud then asked.
::HELL YEAH, I DO!::
"Alrighty, let’s go," Uriko replied and they drove on over to the Ohgami Boys’ Proud Bachelor Pad.
"Well, Miss Uriko, what would you like to do first?" Kenji asked as they stepped inside.
::Let’s get nekkid!::
"Let’s watch some TV...didn’t Yugo just buy some new DVDs?" Uriko suggested.
Kenji went ahead and complied. He selected a pretty good horror movie and turned the lights off. He sat on the couch, adjacent to Uriko, and put his arm around her hesitantly. He scolded himself for moving too quickly, but smiled in victory when Uriko snuggled up to him. Uriko took in Kenji’s scent and smiled.
::Ah, Heaven,:: she thought dreamily.
Not realizing it, the girl then started to stroke Kenji’s neck and his face very softly.
Kenji swallowed nervously. "Uh...Riko...?"
Uriko didn’t respond. Her body felt like it did in that all too vivid dream. ::Some kind of cat nip,:: she thought, not completely ignoring Kenji’s words. She sat more upright and gently kissed Kenji’s neck, tossing some tongue into the mixture ever so lightly.
Kenji gasped in mixed confusion and delight. "Riko, what are you doing...?" he barely managed to ask.
Uriko put a finger to her boy toy’s lips. "What does it look like I’m doing?" she purred as she put her hand up his shirt and gently caressed his rippling pectorals.
Kenji’s eyes bulged wide and his jaw dropped.
"C’mon, Kenji, relax," Uriko whispered.
Kenji shrugged. "Ah, what the hell," he said, gently pushed Uriko down on the couch, got on top, and they started making out like a pair of rabid Yugos. (Eh...well, not actually...okay, here’s some elaboration.)
Kenji gently nibbled and sucked on Uriko’s neck, while Uriko caressed Kenji’s ear with her tongue, coupled with a soft rubbing of her thigh against Kenji’s growing erection. Kenji winced in pleasure and turned his attention to Uriko’s face. He nudged her with his shoulder and she looked deep into his eyes. He then leaned down slowly and the two shared their first kiss.
While still kissing Uriko, the ninja slowly slid his hand up her thigh. Uriko anticipated what Kenji was doing and thanked every deity for reminding her to wear short shorts. She gasped with delight as the young ninja’s hand inched slowly towards her sweet spot...slowly...slowly...
"Kenji! You home? The match was canceled!"
The two immediately sprang up into sitting position on opposite ends of the couch.
"Uh, in here, Yugo," Kenji called as his brother neared the living room. He looked over at Uriko questioningly, who pouted in utter disappointment.
"Hey, Uriko’s here too?" Yugo said cheerfully as he entered the room, and lazed-out on one of the twin, black leather recliners. "How ya doin’?"
"Hi, Yugo, I’m fine," Uriko greeted. "But actually, I was just about to ask Kenji to take me home."
"Aw, is that so? Well, come hang out again some time!" Yugo winked at the teens as they headed for the door. "Heh, those two have it bad!"
*
"Kenji! I want to see you again tomorrow night!" Uriko insisted as they walked up to the Nonomura residence’s front door.
Kenji nodded. "Of course," he said and kissed her hesitantly. "I’ll call you tomorrow."
Uriko watched as he drove off. "Man, reality sucks! Why’s it so easy to get it on in a dream?"
Well, how was it??? I WANT REVIEWS, DANG IT! The third and final installment of Cat Nip will be out sometime soon, only if I get more reviews! Maybe I’ll make Uriko’s dream a reality...
Ja!
Phoebz