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Fue Moua |
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Height: 5'8"
Weight: 220 lbs |
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Born in Winnipeg-Manitoba, Canada, Fue is as dominant as they come. Never played football until his freshmen year of high school, and started every game since...until it got snapped at 33 games. Did not play much with his first year with Paralysis, and only had 4 catches with one TD. He is Paralysis' all time winningest quarterback, as he took them to the 2nd round of the playoffs in their 2nd year, and returned the next year to take them all the way to the championship game, losing with only 1 min remaning and got sacked for the 1st time all season in that game. Can you say, Michael Vick? As tourneys are approaching, he converts back to C/WR to add much needed help at snapping the ball and sitting in zones. Don't piss him off, you'd get a football to the face... |
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Alex Whitney |
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Height: 6'3"
Weight: 177 lbs |
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Born in Honolulu, Hawaii and then immigrated to Menasha, WI. Grew up playing football with childhood friends, Joey McQuillan, Brent Miller, Brandan Belanger, and Ryan Skennadore. Showed some fllashes of brilliance, when in seventh grade he finished the season with 400 yards in 8 games on only 10 carries. Got converted to WR during his sophmore year. Did not play his Junior year when he had season ending ankle surgeries. Bounced back his senior year and in the 2005 season opener, he racked up 88 yds on 2 catches and a TD. Was never really given a chance after that due to questions about his commitment in the off-season. Received high interests from Bethune-Cookman, but never took them up. Highly underrated due to his frame, he is one of the biggest playmakers on Paralysis. Averages 3 INT's and 3 TD's a game. Has an impressive vertical leap, and will rarely drop a ball. Reinging MVP (2005 FXCSA MVP) and will be one of the top players in the league. Can you say..."WHOA MOMMY!" |
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Strengths: Intelligence, redzone target, makes catches in traffic, and has the sure handiness to make the clutch play.
Weakness: Lacks the breakaway speed and height. Stamina.
Plays Like: Tony Gonzalez |
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Strengths: Catches everything, Playmaker, Feild awareness similar to that of Jerry Rice
Weakness:Takes plays off, agility, no faith in team members...
Plays Like: Andre Johnson |
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Brent Miller |
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Height: 6'0"
Weight: 220 lbs |
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Born in Menasha, WI and grew up playing football. Was a center/offensive linemen his freshmen year of football until he shattered cross town's rival, Neenah Rockets starting Qb's rib when he got his one shot at MLB. From there on, Miller has been a force at the LB position being converted to OLB where he accelled at quickly. Is a sideline to sideline player, and has a motor that won't stop. Got clocked at a 4.7, and that was on a bad day. Was highly recruited by Lakeland College, and decided to commit there. Started as a true freshmen at Weak Outside Linebacker, and was Second Team All-Conference Special Teamer. Biggest attribute is his astounding 32" vertical leap...and a forearm to your face if you should get in his way. |
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Joel McQullian |
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Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175 lbs |
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Joel grew up in Menasha playing football with fellow childhood friends his whole life. Started on Varsity as a Sophmore, the "human highlight reel" quickly made an impact. By his junior year, he had taken the Menasha Bluejays to the second round of the playoffs. By his senior year, he was clocked at 4.5 secs in the forty and was highly sought after by Winonna State, and pretty much had all the Ivy League schools drooling for him. He finished his high school career as Menasha's All-Time Leading rusher. Joel was the first prospect that Paralysis targeted in their first expansion year. He quickly proved himself once again, by breaking ankles and showing his Barry Sanders-esque moves. On D, Joel had the first Interception in Paralysis's history and it couldn't have come at a more useful time as the opposing team was inside their own red zone. To accompany that 4.5 speed, Joel also has a 31" vert. He is most useful at WR and HB and has the ability to score from anywhere on the field. He also plays CB, and is on an island by himself, as the FS doesn't even have to worry about helping him out. Joel will be returning as the starting WR and HB, and will be behind Nick and Alex on D. He is the workhorse of the team and by far the most elusive player. He will be going against Alex and Fue for MVP of the team and league. If you value your ankles, just quietly let Joel run by you, and no one will think any less of you. |
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(Look familar Mr. Tressler?? Try tackling again and that;ll be you...on the ground...Again!!) |
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Strengths: Great Vert, Makes plays on D
Weakness: Thinks he can do too much
Plays Like: Brian Urlacher |
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Steve Peters |
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Height: 5'6"
Weight: 160 lbs |
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With an already terrifying, speedy, and suffocating defense that scores just as many points as the offense, Paralysis goes out and adds on Steve Peters. Steve played his football at Appleton East, but Paralysis was willing to look past that...and took him on. He adds more depth, more attitude, and more speed at the coveted safety position, moving Alex "I avearage 3ints a game" Whitney to cornerback. Steve has the speed to cover anyone on the field and chase down anyone. Quick as a cat, he showed Paralysis what he can do, by anchoring a tenacious defense that let up only 6 going into the semifinals of the playoff games during the Sno Bowl. To go along with his coverage skills, Steve is also a deep threat specialist at the wideout position and is as tough as they come. He not only brings speed and hands to Paralysis, but some much needed attitude. Steve plays a lot like Bob Sanders by flying all over the field and impressing people. Quote from a ref at the sno bowl: "Holy Sh@! you guys brought along freaking Bob Sanders or what?!" Don't get in Steve's way, last time he got mad, he screamed half way across the field, proceeded to tackle the opponent, only to do a philly fake out and grabbed the flag...(he did gore the opponent.) |
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Strengths: Can score from anywhere on the field, O or D it doesnt matter...
Weakness: Dancing can hurt yardage...
Plays Like: LaDainian Tomlinson |
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Currently Defending our counrty... (in North Dakota...) |
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Brandan Belanger |
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Height: 5'10"
Weight: 153 lbs |
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Strengths: Speed on both sides of the ball, sure hands, positive and take no prisoners attitude.
Weakness: Height
Plays Like: Bob Sanders..(he's only 5'8) |
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Born in Oshkosh, WI Brandan "The Bomb" Belanger... so he calls himself...Lived in Menasha for awhile then went to Neenah. and further on went to Little Chute. Played football 7,8,9, 10th grade and had a questionable quit his junior year at Menasha, and never followed up with football his senior year in Little Chute. Has the speed to burn anyone off the ball and hands to catch anything in his vacinity! Lacks the ability to stop the deep ball at times, but in respect can be a shut down corner! Needs to improve his quickness coming out of the back pedal and his awareness on the field. Hasnt been clocked in the 40 for years but assumes around a 4.8 , with a 21 inch vertical jump. Has a good feel for making the big play...and can play any position on the field!!! This Jew remembers the Holocaust and is ready to take out his revenge on the playing field! |
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Strengths: Great reaction to ball, can play any where on the field
Weakness: Gambles too much, gets burned by the deep ball
Plays Like: Marvin Harrison |
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