of the Paraguay Dodgers
Created June 16, 1962
Prepared in anticipation of future tedchnology that might make this information available to people from other cities and even countries, who will "connect" via a network comprised of several computers linked together by cables and phone lines.
We know it sounds crazy, but we know it will happen, and we want to be ready for when it does.
And if you fall down, get up and keep playing.
Unless you're playing soccer, then roll on the ground holding your head or groin and point to your apponent to try and get the referee give him a yellow card.
Don't ask why,
just do it.