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| Welcome to St Fags |
| St Fags, or more well known as St Pauls Catholic College, has been my wanked up school since 2003. In the past couple of years some funny shit has happened there and here this is to introduce it. |
| Rhumours |
| Apart from the small rhumours, such as, the reason Mr Kabriel left was because the school fired him for putting teachers heads on porn or that there is obviously something going on between Miss Salloum and Miss Mitri, a story has arisen in Term 1 of 2006... The story is that, when there were still brothers in the convent, Newman College, the school's previous name, was basically going down the toilet but noone really understood why. The rhumour as to why this is was because some children from Newman were raped by these brothers. Even if that happened or not, the real reaason for the downfall was that the brothers were using the church as there own piggy bank, in other words they were inbezzlling money from the church. Not to burst your bubble but, it turns out that the brothers really were rapists and the nuns were bitches, so, Newman shifted out the brothers, threw the name out and changed it to St Pauls so it would get a better name. =] Unfortunetly, they were successful. =[ |
| The Attack of the Student Teachers |
| In Term 4 of 2005, St Pauls had so many student teachers come in we were like a net for an explosion of them. I, unluckily right before exams, got stuck studying with two of them for four weeks. |
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| Mr Frehno |
| What can I say, he's a bizarre little man. Can't teach, he obviously can't neatly put anything on the board, gives us two seconds to write everything from the board, has this strange little accent and he writes Ms with three humps instead of two and then rubs the third one off, how strange. I mean, they couldn't pick anyone worse for Math. |
| Miss Penis |
| Ok, no her name isn't really Miss Penis, it just sounded that way each time she said it, it's really Miss Peters. Anyways, she could teach but she was a bitch with us, not that I can't blame her because St Pauls had picked the worst class for her to teach. |
| Teachers |
| I find it amusing digging up dirt on our regular teachers. We often ignore the fact that our teachers have a life outside of teaching just like we have a life outside of school, but we often like to blend the two. Two of these lives stick out from the rest... |
| Mr Jack |
| Mr Jack has been the best of the best of our teacher findings. He is the college's Sports Coordinator. After a mate 'googled' Matthew Jack, he found his profile on a site called "Hire a Hunk". Yes, you guessed it, he is a male escort and i'm talking about the whole nine yards, stripping, massaging, g-strings and the rest of it. Click Here |
| Mr Scicluna |
| New to St Pauls in 2006, Mr Scicluna became my homeroom teacher and I soon realised he was the Dad out of the Australian Lube Mobile advertisement on tv. Then someone gave me his site...he has a beared now!!! You know the funny thing is, he puts himself down about his weight. Click Here |
| Subs |
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| Mr Zammit |
| In 2005, we honesty thought this guy was a gay pedophile because he licks his lips alot and he did it while he was facing my mate. Also, when he was substituting at our sister school, Cerdon, some dirty girls I know were seen dancing with him...ahem, you know who you are. By the way, that dickhead behind him with the green hat, that's me!!! [= " I have a cap hanging from my dick ". |
| Ok, this is a big story. There are three, in 2003 there was one Taleb substitute, then two and then three. Two guys and one girl and funny enough went to the college not too many years go because many of the current teachers, taught them. Firstly, Old and Married: The first one to appear, rides motorcycle, built, has blonde hair and carries a glass restaurant water carrier with a blue fish design on the side..psshhh!!! Secondly, Young and Sleazy: Made a teacher in 2005 because our school was desperate of teachers since they had lost thirteen teachers at the end of the previous year, I had him, he was crap, " I want you, to do good, in the exam". Everytime I see him outside of school he is with a different girl, black hair, tries to get built like his brother and looks at half naked men in a body building magazine like a queer. And Thirdly, Ho: Yes, she has got to be the best at lacking in common sense. She jokes around with the lebs because, well, she is a leb and you can talk her out of anything. |
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| The Talebs |