Writer�s Note: Confessionals are written in blue.

Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Justin confronted Katie about her answers at the Pandora�s Box ceremony.

[Katie yelling appears.]

Justin (VO): So you�d never room with me?

Katie (VO): What? Where�d you get that from?

Justin (VO): Just answer the question, would you ever room with me?

Katie (VO): I don�t even know you!

Announcer (VO): And good friends and roommates Katie and Randy fought over her answers as well.

[Shot of Randy and Katie arguing in their room appears.]

Randy (VO): Whatever, go and be with your new fuck buddy Ryan.

Katie (VO): Excuse me? Maybe Tesla is right. Maybe you are gay because you have the bitchiest attitude.

Announcer (VO): Tesla and Veronica hatched a plan to dump Brian, so Veronica could have a new partner.

[Tesla and Veronica giggling appears.]

Tesla (VO): I�ll tell Mike to go to you, I�ll get Ryan, Brian goes.

Veronica (VO): Ooo�Tesla�s a naughty girl.

Announcer (VO): And Tesla once again convinced Mike of another lie.

[Shot of Mike and Tesla talking in a hammock appears.]

Tesla (VO): Brian�s not as good as a friend as you think. He told Randy that you were attracted to him, and that�s why Randy wanted to hook up with you.

Announcer (VO): The guests got into a raunchy game of Truth or Dare�

[Katie flashing the guests appears.]

Kymbah (VO): Girl, Kymbah has dyked out a few times.

Announcer (VO): But it didn�t take long for the guests to get back into their tangled web.

[Shot of all the men lined up.]

Amanda (VO): Welcome guests, to your fourth elimination ceremony.

Announcer (VO): And eliminated guest Brian had some harsh words for Tesla and Veronica.

[Brian grabbing his bags appears.]

Brian (VO): I�m not one to screw with.

Veronica (VO): K. Well bye now!

Announcer (VO): Tonight, the new guest Lindsay causes every single couple to question themselves, as she goes after every man in Paradise.

[Shot of Lindsay rubbing a guy's stomach appears.]

Lindsay (VO): Look at you! Mr. Sexy!

Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

�I�m so excited to be here!� Lindsay beamed, �I can�t wait to screw with people and turn this place upside down. Everyone is giving me attention, which is great. Because like always, 1�2�3� It�s all about me.�

�So what has gone on here?� Lindsay asked, as she stuck her fork into a piece of food.

�Lots of fighting,� Tesla told her, �this is the most dramatic place.�

�Really?�

�Yup,� Katie nodded her head, �everyday it seems like someone fights.�

�Sounds like my life back at home,� Lindsay laughed.

�Lindsay seems�� Katie paused, �Sweet. She actually seems like a normal person to check into here, which is a breath of fresh air.�

�Has some village lost their idiot?� Lindsay asked, �I�ll pretend to be sweet, but it�s all cover-up. These guests haven�t even begun to see the real Lindsay Hugar.�

Kymbah and Lindsay walked around a corner, into one of the more secluded areas of Paradise. Lindsay had only been there for an hour, but she was anxious to begin the game.

�Out of everyone here,� Lindsay whispered, �I like you the most.�

�Thanks girl,� Kymbah smiled, �I like your ass too.�

�Well then we need to work together,� Lindsay winked.

�All right,� Kymbah spoke, �just don�t screw me on this.�

�I won�t�� Lindsay put out her pinky, �Pinky swear.�

�Girl, pinky swear is my middle name,� Kymbah wrapped her pinky around Lindsay�s, and the deal was set.

�That white girl Lindsay,� Kymbah began to speak, �Ooo she is some shady shit if I ever seen somethin� like that before. I trust her ass, but I don�t trust her enough to keep me safe in this game.�

�We did it!� Veronica exclaimed, as she laid next to Tesla in her bed, �Our plans always work.�

�We�re too good for this game,� Tesla grinned, �I mean we�re the only real alliance left. Everyone else, including Randy and Katie, is at each other�s throats.�

�I know!� Veronica smiled, �It�s a great feeling to know that you and I, and whatever guys we choose, will be at the finals.�

�And they have to vote for one of us,� Tesla winked, �they hate us both, they�ll have to decide which one they hate more.�

�I love it.� Veronica rolled over on her side, �Do you think we could finally get Randy out at the next elimination ceremony?�

�Who knows�� Tesla paused, �Speak of the devil�� She said as she saw Randy walking towards Veronica�s room, �What does he want?�

He knocked on the door and Tesla motioned for him to come in. �Hey,� he smiled.

�Hey,� they both said in unison, both apprehensive. �I can�t help to wonder,� Tesla began to speak, �what do you want?�

�Look,� he paused, �we need to take Katie out.�

�We?� Veronica asked, confused, �Who�s we?�

�Us three,� he made a circle with his finger as he pointed to everyone, �she�s the biggest threat here, and she needs to go.�

�It can be down,� Tesla nodded her head.

�Thanks,� Randy began to walk out, �I appreciate it,� he said as he closed the door behind him.

�I don�t believe him for a second,� Veronica whispered, �he�s full of shit.�

�What other choice do we have?� Tesla asked, �For all we know this could be a set up, but if he is true, we can get the biggest threat out and dump him right after.� Tesla paused, �A girl has to go this week anyways, so we can get rid of her and then we get rid of him.�

�Ohh�� Veronica smiled, �Good thinking.�

�I truly want Katie gone,� Randy nodded, �and I pretty confident Tesla and Veronica will help me get her out of the game.�

�Randy�s an idiot,� Tesla laughed, �Yeah, I�ll take Katie out for him, but he�s going right after her.�

�Look at you! Mr. Sexy!� Lindsay gazed at Ryan as he got into the pool.

�Thanks,� Ryan laughed, �so you think I�m cute?�

�Eh�� Lindsay laughed, �You�re all right,� she winked.

�You�re not too bad yourself,� he chuckled.

�Well I already knew that,� Lindsay giggled, she loved flirting. �So tell me Ryan, are you a virgin?�

�What?� Ryan asked, blushing.

�Have you ever stuck your dick up a pussy?� Lindsay asked again, smiling.

Ryan laughed, hysterically, �Yeah I have. How about you? Are you a virgin?�

�Of course,� Lindsay beamed, �My vagina is tight and pure.� She paused, �I have to choose a partner soon.�

�Who are you gonna choose?� Ryan asked as he got out of the pool.

�I was thinking of you,� She stroked her hands against his stomach, �but it all depends��

�On?� Ryan motioned for her to continue.

�If you wanna room with me,� she sighed, �I doubt you want to.�

�I would to room with you,� he kissed her, �you�re the hottest girl here.�

�And the Academy Award goes to�� Lindsay grinned, �Lindsay Hugar! These people don�t know, I�ve got a huge secret to be revealed.� She slyly smiled, �Yes I like boys, but I also like girls. I�m bisexual.�

�Hey Kymbah,� Eric walked up to her as she relaxed in the hotel spa.

�Oh�� Kymbah looked up, �It�s you.�

�Yeah,� Eric sat on the bench as Kymbah wrapped a towel around herself, �Can I ask you something.�

�What is it?� Kymbah sighed and turned around and looked at him.

�I just wanna talk to you about the game��

�Eric, what the fuck?� Kymbah asked, �Did you not get this when I cussed your sorry white ass out last time? I don�t want to talk the game with you!�

�I just want to��

�Don�t do this to me Eric!� Kymbah put her hands on her head, �You�re giving me a fucking headache.�

�Kymbah��

�SUCK MY CLIT IN MENESTRATIAL CYCLE!� Kymbah screamed, �SUCK IT, BITCH!�

�What?� Eric asked, confused.

�Suck it!� Kymbah pointed down below, �Suck it!�

�Um�� Eric stuttered, �What are you talking about?�

�What boy?� Kymbah asked, �Have you never seen a girl�s clit before?� She pulled her towel off and bent over. Pointing she spoke, �You see this white boy, is a clit. Mine is black as you can tell, so now suck it!�

�I�m going to leave now�� Eric backed away.

�That�s what I thought,� Kymbah put her towel back on, �my clit is too good for your ass.�

�Kymbah is crazy,� Eric shook his head, �that bitch has some serious problems.�

�Ooo I hate that crazy boy. He makes me want to shit in my pants.� Kymbah spoke with disgust, �He reminds me of that president George Bush, he just is plain dumb.�

�Hello Lindsay,� Amanda greeted her in the singles room, �I think you know what time it is.�

�Of course,� Lindsay jumped up and followed Amanda to the pool, where everyone was gathered.

�Now Lindsay, as the newest addition to Paradise, you may choose any man to be your partner for the week.�

�Lucky me,� Lindsay giggled. �I�ll go with�� Lindsay paused, �Ryan.� Ryan got up and kissed her. It was only Lindsay�s first day, but yet she managed to be the most intimate.

�So that means Tesla, you will be in the single�s room once again.�

�It�s like my second home Amanda,� Tesla smiled, it was her second week of being without a partner.

�That bitch stole my partner,� Tesla rolled her eyes, �But I can�t seem like I�m pissed,� she sighed, �I don�t need another enemy.�

�It�s only been three weeks,� Ashley laughed, �it seems so much longer.�

�Tell me about it,� Justin sighed, �It just doesn�t get any easier.�

�I know,� Ashley nodded hear head, �I�m just not into the game anymore. Three weeks into it and I�m already done.�

�Yeah, I know what you mean.�

�But I�m not a quitter,� she faintly smiled, �I�m in for the long run.�

�I�m worried about Ashley,� Justin spoke, �she hasn�t been herself lately.�

It was raining in Paradise. For the first time in twenty-two days, it rained in Tahiti. Katie stared out her room window, depressed. Everything had been drained out of her. �I feel like I�m constantly alone,� Katie wiped away a tear, �the only person I have left is Courtney. Eric and Randy are against me, Jessica left on Day 5, Tesla and Veronica want me out,� she paused, �this is just too much.�

�I�m done Court,� Katie confessed to Courtney in her room, �I�m done.�

�Don�t say that,� Courtney rubbed her arm, �We�ve still got this.�

�You�re fine, but who do I have? Lindsay has taken the only guy I could have got, Ryan.�

�You never know�� Courtney tried to raise her spirits, �Things will work out.�

�I�m tired of this game,� Katie shook her head, �I�m tired of being lied to and always wondering if someone�s going to fight, or who�s going to be eliminated, this game takes a lot out of you.�

�I know it does,� Courtney nodded her head, �But you�ve got to be strong. Would the real Katie ever quit?�

�No,� Katie smiled.

�Exactly,� Courtney grinned, �So you�ve just got to be strong and we�ll make it through this, I promise.�

�You think?�

�No,� Courtney paused, �I know.�

�It�s just that this game sucks,� Katie laughed, �You don�t get points for being nice, or being someone�s friend. The only way to win is to lie and be a bitch.�

�Welcome Guests,� Amanda greeted them from the pool area, �and welcome to the Pandora�s Box ceremony.� She smiled, �Now, I�m sure you know how this all works. So, Lindsay as the new girl, please come up and take a question.�

Lindsay walked over to the podium, and grabbed a question out of the box. �Ooo�� She smiled, �Justin, who do you think is the most attractive woman in Paradise?�

Justin grinned, �You of course.� He winked at her.

�I�m sorry,� Lindsay placed her hand over her mouth, �I just threw up in my mouth.� The other guests snickered at her comment, while Justin sat there, confused.

�Brian,� Amanda motioned, �please come up and take a question.�

Brian went over to the podium, and dug his hand deep into the box. �Tesla,� he read, �Who are you going after?�

�It�s no secret,� Tesla smiled, �I want Katie gone. She�s the biggest threat to me here, and I quite frankly,� she looked over at her, �I think you�re monopolizing and trashy.�

�I�m not the one who kisses guys and then tries to get them out the next day.� Katie rolled her eyes.

�I�m not one who says it�s a �party in my panties� to a 15-year-old boy.� Tesla did her infamous, I hate you smile.

�The ceremony let me reiterate to Randy that I will go after Katie,� Tesla spoke towards the camera, �and I did it in a public setting, so I think it raised his trust level with me. Which is good,� she paused, �cause it means when I turn on him, it�ll hurt even more.�

�Scott,� Amanda smiled, �you�re up.�

Scott placed his hands on the podium, and gazed at all the guests. �I�d just like to say-�

Amanda coughed, cutting him off, �The question Scott,� she reminded him.

�Oh that�� He grabbed a question from inside the box, �This one is for Kymbah.�

�Ooo!� Kymbah rubbed her hands together, �Kymbah gets a question from the dumb fuck Eric.�

�What the hell?� Eric asked, �What�s your problem this time.�

�Oh boy, don�t make me go on menstrual cycle on your ass,� Kymbah warned him, �Kymbah aint scared of you.�

�You should be.� Eric mumbled under his breath.

�What�s that boy?� Kymbah asked.

�I said you should be!� He screamed at her. Amanda sighed. FOX better be paying her a lot to deal with this group of teens.

�Enough,� Amanda demanded, �Scott, please ask the question.�

�Alright,� Scott looked at Kymbah, �Kymbah, why are you the shit?�

�What?� Kymbah laughed.

�That�s what the question says,� he handed the paper to her, �why are you the shit?�

�Well�� Kymbah grinned, �I am the shit for many reasons. These people see that Kymbah is great, and that Kymbah is all knowing. They see that only I, Kymbah, a small girl from Michigan, can save them.� She got up, as she preached, �If it were not for me, Kymbah, these people would not know what a clit in menstrual cycle looks like! If it were not for me, these people could have never been saved!� She paused, �Now fuck you all.� She sat back down, as everyone clapped.

�Alright then,� Amanda raised her eyebrows, �and that concludes this weeks Pandora�s Box ceremony.�

Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Justin tries to make advances to Lindsay�

[Justin stroking Lindsay�s arm appears.]

Announcer (VO): But her response puts the whole hotel on edge.

[Shot of Lindsay yelling.]

Lindsay (VO): Get the fuck off me! You fucking hick!

Announcer (VO): The guests try to plan ahead at the next elimination ceremony,

[Tesla and Veronica strategizing appears.]

Tesla (VO): We�re still taking Katie out, right?

Veronica (VO): Of course!

Announcer (VO): But will a new twist ruin their plan?

[Shot of Amanda addressing the guests.]

Amanda (VO): Nothing is ever certain in Paradise.

Announcer (VO): All next time, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.