Writer's Note: Confessionals are written in blue.

Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Tesla and Randy got into yet another argument,

[Randy, Tesla, and Mike all arguing appears.]

Randy (VO): What the fuck? Thanks a lot Tesla. Now everyone here thinks I�m gay.

Tesla (VO): Great! I�m so happy the truth is finally out.

Announcer (VO): and Tesla successfully convinced six other guests that Randy had a hidden secret.

[Shot of Randy looking aggravated appears.]

Randy (VO): Okay if you guys think I�m gay, raise your hand.

[Tesla, Mike, Brian, Eric, Ashley, Veronica, and Ryan all raising their hands appears.]

Announcer (VO): Both Katie and Tesla had their eyes on Ryan.

Katie (VO): Ryan is by far the best looking guest to check into Paradise.

[Tesla and Ryan laughing appears.]

Tesla (VO): I�m just attracted to him.

Announcer (VO): The guests were all invited to the first annual black and white cocktail party.

[Shot of all the guests toasting their glasses.]

Announcer (VO): But the fun didn�t last for long�

Veronica (VO): I like your dress Courtney. Where�d you get it? White trash central?

[Eric and Justin talking appears.]

Eric (VO): If I had known this was going to be the Ryan love fest party, I might not have came.

Announcer (VO): The drama didn�t stop there as the guests took part in the Pandora�s Box ceremony.

Kymbah (VO): Katie, who are you most attracted to in the hotel?

Katie (VO): Um�I�m going to go with Ryan.

Announcer (VO): Where tempers flared�

[Shot of Tesla grinning.]

Randy (VO): That�s fine, all that matters is that I know I�m not gay.

Tesla (VO): If that helps you sleep at night, then you keep telling yourself that.

Announcer (VO): And alliances were questioned.

Randy (VO): She�s basically basing her attraction on a guy after she�s only talked to him for two days.

Announcer (VO): Tonight on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti, the men are put in jeopardy for the second time,

[The men all standing in a row appears.]

Tesla (VO): I've got a new plan...

Announcer (VO): And the next guest checks in�

Amanda (VO): Lindsay! Welcome to Paradise!

Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.

Justin Evans was shocked. Shocked wasn�t even a good enough adjective to describe how he felt. The Pandora�s Box ceremony had blown him away. �I couldn�t believe Katie said that she was more attracted to Ryan, a guy she barely knows, over me and Randy.� Justin looked away from the camera, �I really thought I had a chance of rooming with her, but I guess not.�

�Hey Katie,� Justin smiled as he walked over to her by the pool.

�Hey Justin,� Katie looked up from her chair, �what�s up?�

�Nothing much,� he sat down next to her, �can I ask you something?�

�Sure�� Katie took her sunglasses off.

�I was wondering why you picked Ryan as must attractive.�

�I just�� Katie paused, �I thought he was the hottest, that�s all.�

�Is he your number one choice when the elimination ceremony comes?�

�I don�t know,� Katie started to get aggravated, �I really don�t want to talk about it right now.�

�So you would never room with me?� Justin asked.

�What?� Katie was confused, �Where�d you get that from?�

�Just answer the question, would you ever room with me?�

�I barely even know you!� Katie got up from her chair.

�What the hell!?� Justin stood in her way, �I�ve known you for eighteen days, so how can you say you barely know me?�

�You�ve been here for eighteen days, but I�ve only talked to you like five or six times.� Katie walked around him, �You�re just staring drama Justin, unnecessary drama.�

�I have no idea what Justin was thinking,� Katie spoke, �it�s insane for him to be mad at me for being attracted to another guest and it�s not like I�ve even roomed with Justin.�

�Guess what?� Katie asked Randy as she stormed into their room.

�What?�

�Justin comes up to me and is angry at me because I said Ryan was the most attractive guest.� Katie shook her head, �What�s his problem?�

�I was surprised when you said that,� Randy admitted as he sat down on the edge of the bed, �I thought you were going to say me, since I am your roommate.�

�Ugh�� Katie moaned, �So you�re mad at me too?�

�Well yeah,� Randy let out a laugh, �I mean I�ve been with you here for three weeks, and you�ve known this guy for three days.�

�Attraction and likeability are two very different things. Yeah I�m attracted to Ryan, but that doesn�t mean I like him more then you.� Katie argued.

�So he�s hotter then me?� Randy asked.

�Honestly?� Katie asked. Randy nodded his head. �Well�yeah�� She shrugged her shoulders, �But that doesn�t mean I don�t like you. I like you more then him.�

�Whatever,� Randy stormed out of the room, �go and be with your new fuck buddy Ryan.�

�Excuse me?� Katie followed him, �Maybe Tesla is right. Maybe you are gay because you have the bitchiest attitude.� And that�s when Katie hit him deep. She knew the one way to hurt him was to take Tesla�s side.

�This isn�t fucking Paradise anymore.� Randy yelled, as he walked away, �I want to fucking leave.�

�My heart broke when Katie said that,� Randy spoke towards the camera, �the one person I trusted, my best friend here, goes and takes Tesla�s side.� He shook his head, �I can�t believe this. I have no one here, no one.�

�Randy got what he deserved,� Katie shrugged, �I mean just because I think other guys are hotter he goes and queens out. It�s like, dude you wonder why people think you�re gay? Because of outbursts like that.�

Randy gathered Katie, Kymbah, and Courtney and asked them to all come over to the pool area. Katie reluctantly came, since Randy and her had just fought ten minutes ago. Randy sat down on a chair and spoke, �Welcome to the I don�t think Randy is gay club.�

�What the fuck.� Katie got up, �After our little fight, I think you are gay, so have fun.� She left the area, leaving only Kymbah and Courtney.

�Wow�� Randy spoke to himself, �You guys don�t think I�m gay right?�

�Nope,� Kymbah smiled, �Kymbah don�t think your ass is gay.�

Randy laughed, �Courtney?�

�I don�t think your gay.� She smiled.

�Well,� he stood up, �the first meeting is adjourned.�

�Okay we understand that your white ass aint gay,� Kymbah rolled her eyes, �and we certainly know that the Tesla girl is a bitch. But don�t shove it in my own face that you aint gay, cause Kymbah really doesn�t give a fuck.�

�Randy and Katie got into a HUGE fight!� Veronica squealed to Tesla.

�You�re kidding! The two dumbasses actually got into a fight?� Tesla asked.

�Yup!� Veronica beamed, �And the best part is�� She grabbed Tesla, �Katie thinks Randy is gay too!�

�Get out!� Tesla grinned, �So we can sit back and let the two fight amongst themselves. How�d you find this out?�

�Um�� Veronica paused as she thought, �I think Courtney told Justin who told Eric and Eric went strait Ashley and then Ashley told me.�

�Word sure does travel fast here,� Tesla raised her eyebrows.

�When Veronica told me what happened,� Tesla smiled, �I was ecstatic. The dynamic duo of Randy and Katie had finally cracked.�

�Hello Mike,� Amanda greeted him in the singles room. �I think you know why I�m here.�

�Of course!� Mike jumped off the bed, �I get to go on an excursion, this is my second one in a row.�

�This is correct,� Amanda nodded her head, �you and two female guests of your choice will get a helicopter tour over Tahiti and its neighboring islands and you will stay on a secluded island until you return.�

�Sounds great,� Mike smiled, �I�ll go choice my guests.� Rushing out of the room, he immediately went to Tesla�s and Ryan�s room.

�Tesla!� He exclaimed, �You�re coming with me on the excursion.�

�My first reaction was shit.� Tesla laughed, �I did not want to leave, because this was the week of strategizing. Randy and Katie both had gotten into a fight and I wanted to pounce of that, but I couldn�t.�

�Okay,� Tesla made a fake smile, �should be fun.�

�And then when I heard he was taking Veronica,� Tesla sighed, �I knew we were in deep trouble."

�I chose Tesla and Veronica because they�re best friends so I thought it would be nice if all three of us hung out together.�

�What are we going to do?� Tesla asked Veronica by the hotel bar, �This is the worst time to leave.�

�I know,� Veronica sighed, �just tell Ryan to go to you and I�ll tell Brian to do the same.� Veronica paused, �I�m so bored of Brian.�

�Do you want Mike?�

�What?� Veronica laughed.

�I�ll tell Mike to go to you, I�ll get Ryan, Brian goes.�

�Ooo�� Veronica giggled, �Tesla�s a naughty girl.�

�And Mike would only be temporary��

�Of course,� Veronica winked, �next new guy that comes, he�s mine.�

�I wouldn�t have it any other way,� Tesla laughed.

�We should play truth or dare,� Katie smiled at Courtney, �with Tesla and Veronica gone we can actually have some fun here.�

Courtney laughed, �That sounds like fun. Who should we play with?�

�Everyone,� Katie got up from her chair, �today is going to be a raunchy day in Paradise.� Katie went to all the guest rooms and called them to the pool area. One by one they walked in. Kymbah, Courtney, Brian, Justin, Randy, Ryan and Ashley had all agreed to play.

�So here are the rules,� Katie laid her towel on a chair, �you have to play to watch, and you can only chicken out once. If you do it twice, you can�t play or watch.� Katie told everyone, �Understand?�

�Lets get it on!� Kymbah threw her hands up into the air, �I am ready for this truth or dare.�

�Kymbah, truth or dare?� Katie smiled.

�Kymbah will go with the truth, sista.�

�Hmm�� Katie titled her head back as she thought, �Have you ever had a lesbian experience?�

Kymbah laughed, �Girl, Kymbah has dyked out a few times.� She blushed.

Katie clapped as she laughed. �Looks like it�s Kymbah�s turn to shine,� Kymbah looked at all the guests, �Courtney, truth or dare.�

�Truth please,� she grinned.

�If you had to hook up with one of us girls here at this place called Paradise, who would your ass hook up with?�

Courtney giggled, �Um�� She laughed again, �I don�t know�Katie.� She placed her arm around Katie as Katie kissed her on the cheek.

�Randy, truth or dare?�

�Truth.� He smiled.

�I�m going to steal Kymbah�s question, if you had to hook up with one guy in Paradise who would it be?� Courtney asked.

�Bitch. What the fuck is that question to ask me, of all people.� Randy rolled his eyes, �It�s a shit question, that�s what it is.�

�I�ll chicken out on this one,� Randy nodded his head. He turned to Katie, �Katie, truth or dare?�

�I�m not going to be a pussy and I�m going to do the dare.�

�Awesome!� Brian exclaimed.

�Katie, I dare you to flash us.�

�Fine by me,� Katie beamed, as she grabbed the bottom of her shit. She pulled it over her head and revealed her bathing suit. She unhooked the back of it, and pulled her bathing suit off.

After five seconds, she put the bathing suit back on.

�I was pretty shocked that Katie would do something like that,� Brian admitted, �but I�m not complaining.�

�I was not shocked at all that Katie did what she did,� Courtney laughed, �Katie�s a free spirit and she�s just having fun. More power to her.�

�That was awesome,� Ryan grinned, as he patted Katie on the back.

�You think so?� Katie asked, �Well then you�re up. Ryan, truth or dare?�

�I�ll do a dare too.�

�Okay�� Katie turned around, �You see that hotel bartender over there,� she pointed, �I want you to go flirt with her and pretend that you�re just so sexually frustrated.�

Ryan laughed as he got up and talked to the hotel bartender.

�Hey there,� Ryan winked at her, �what�s your name?�

�Britney,� she replied, �why are you talking to me?�

�I�m really sexual frustrated,� Ryan frowned, �I miss human contact.�

�I�m sorry about that,� Britney started wiping the bar with a rag, �but there�s nothing I can do.�

�Please�� Ryan begged, �I�ll do anything.�

�Go away.� She smiled. Ryan laughed as he went to the group.

�What did she say?� Katie asked.

�For me to go away,� Ryan sat back down, �I guess she�s not as frustrated as I am.� He laughed, �Let�s see�Ashley, truth or dare?�

�Me?� Ashley pointed to herself; she had been quiet the entire day without Tesla and Veronica around. Ryan nodded his head, �Okay�Truth.�

�What�s the hottest thing you�ve ever done?�

Ashley laughed, �You guys really want to hear it?�

�Of course!� Katie encouraged her.

�Well�� she blushed, �I was fifteen and I was with my boyfriend at the time. We were both drunk��

�Drunk at fifteen? We both share something in common!� Katie laughed.

Ashley giggled, �And it was raining out and we just made out in the rain. I know it sounds cheesy and I barely remember any of it,� Ashley paused, �but it was hot, I�ll tell you that much.�

�Ashley is a lot of fun when she�s not around TeSLUT and the girl with the clown hair Veronica.� Katie laughed, �She�s really cool.�

�I�m appalled that she would do something like that,� Randy spoke, �it�s very un-Ashley-like.�

�Brian,� Ashley turned to him, �Truth or dare?�

�I�ll go with truth,� Brian took a sip of his water.

�Are you really attracted to Veronica?�

�Of course,� Brian beamed, �no offense to any of you, but I think she�s the hottest guest here.�

�I�m so bored of Brian,� Veronica sighed, �I want a partner with personality, not someone boring like him.�

�What the fuck?� Katie asked, �He thinks Veronica is the hottest one here? What kind of crap is he on?�

�Justin, truth or dare?�

�Truth.�

�Um�� Brian stuttered, �What�s a good truth?� He laughed.

�I know!� Katie exclaimed, �Who has the best boobs here?�

�Wow,� Justin laughed, �I�m going to go with Courtney.�

�Whoa!� Courtney blushed, �Thanks�I guess.�

�Scott, Eric, Tesla, Veronica and Mike all missed out on a lot of fun,� Ryan smiled, �Truth or dare was the most fun I�ve had since I�ve been here.�

Tesla sighed. She hated being away from the game. She was enormously mad at Mike, but she wouldn�t let it show. She would get her revenge sooner or later. Spotting him walking from the cabin that the three stayed in, she called him over.

�Hey Mike,� she said as she rocked back and forth in the hammock, �today�s the fourth elimination ceremony.�

�Yeah,� he sat next to her, �any new plans?�

�Actually I do have a new plan, Veronica and I want to get Brian out.�

�Why? Brian�s my friend��

�Brian�s not a good a friend as you think,� Tesla whispered to him, even though no one was around, �he told Randy you were attracted to him, and that�s why Randy wanted to hook up with you.�

�Wow�� Mike�s jaw dropped, �That�s shocking.�

�I know!� Tesla�s voice was hushed, �That�s why we need to eliminate him. Just go to Veronica tonight and everything will be fine.�

�All right,� Mike nodded his head, �I can do that.�

�Mike is so gullible,� Tesla laughed, �I could tell him he had no dick and he�d look down just to make sure. He�ll believe anything I say.�

Ryan had been waiting to do this all day; he wanted to rattle Eric up, right before the elimination ceremony. �Eric!� He put on a fake smile, �How are you?�

�I�m good,� Eric smiled back, �how about you?�

�I was doing good until I found out that you asked the question at Pandora�s Box.�

�What?� Eric asked, �What are you talking about.�

Ryan held up The Vault key and showed it to Eric, �This allowed me to view one tape, of one question asked at the ceremony. Now I was informed you asked the question towards me.�

�You were acting like you owned this place.�

�How am I acting like I�m owning it here?� Ryan asked, baffled.

�You�re stealing all the girls!� Eric yelled.

�How the fuck is that my problem?� Ryan laughed, �Maybe if you had some sort of a personality this wouldn�t be a problem.�

�Whatever,� Eric walked away.

�Walk away you little spineless bitch,� Ryan shouted as Eric left the area.

�Eric�s a little pussy,� Ryan laughed, �C�mon, he can dish it out, he just can�t take the heat.�

�Welcome to the fourth elimination ceremony,� Amanda greeted them, �but as you know, before we begin please welcome back Tesla, Veronica, and Mike.� Tesla, Veronica and Mike walked through the double doors. Mike joined the men on the side, while Tesla and Veronica sat down.

�Ryan, as the new guest, you may make your new choice.� Amanda instructed. Ryan walked behind the guests, but ultimately placed his hands on Tesla�s chair.

�I chose Tesla because she went out of her way to get to know me and I really like her. Plus she�s from the south, and that�s always a plus.� Ryan smiled.

�Brian, your turn,� Amanda smiled. Brian took no time in making his decision as he immediately went over to Veronica.

�She�s a great girl,� Brian nodded his head, �I think we�ll go far in the game together.�

�Randy, you�re up.� Amanda motioned, as Randy contemplated his decision. For Randy it was a difficult decision, for he felt like he had no one in Paradise. Going with the safest bet, Randy placed his hands on Kymbah�s chair.

�Kymbah�s the only girl that doesn�t hate me right now,� Randy shrugged, �it was my only option to stay in the game.�

�Mike,� Amanda nodded her head, �it�s time for you to make your decision.� Mike sighed as he walked around the chairs, he felt like he had the most difficult decision of the night. He paused as he stood behind the chairs and slowly moved to Veronica�s seat. He placed his hands on her chair, shocking Brian.

�What the fuck are you doing?� Brian whispered to him. Mike just ignored him as he looked at Tesla who was smiling at him.

�Eric, it�s your turn.�

Eric had been quiet the past week; he wanted to get away from the game. It was only 20 days into it, barely three weeks into their long adventure, but Eric felt like he was falling apart. He made the same choice he had done last time, as he placed his hands on Ashley�s chair.

�Justin, go get them,� Amanda patted him on the back. Justin grinned, he was excited. Katie was open, and even after their argument he was still determined to get her. He beamed as he placed his hands on her chair, as Katie looked at him in disgust.

�I still have a chance,� Justin winked, �anything�s possible.�

�Finally, last but not least, Scott.� Scott made the final choice easy, as he waltzed over to Courtney�s chair.

�Courtney, I love her.� Scott smiled, �Who wouldn�t love Courtney?�

�Now Veronica,� Amanda walked over to her chair, �you know what you must do. You must decide between either Mike or Brian.�

Veronica placed her head in her hands, she ran her fingers through her hair, �Brian I�m sorry.�

Brian was shocked. He glared at Tesla and Veronica as he grabbed his bags.

�Tesla and Veronica,� he stared at each one of them, �you turned on a friend. I�m not one to screw with, just remember.�

�K. Well bye!� Veronica grinned as she waved at him. He just flicked her off as two men opened the double doors.

�Well, just as you all know,� Amanda reminded them, �as soon as one guest checks out, a new guest checks in. Lindsay! Welcome to Paradise!�

A medium height girl, with brown hair walked into Paradise. She stood next to Amanda. �Hello Lindsay,� Amanda hugged her, �welcome.�

�Thanks,� Lindsay beamed as she looked at all the other couples. She wanted to be a sweetheart; she wanted people to underestimate her. She wanted to tear them all apart.

Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): New girl Lindsay causes rifts between all the couples�

[Lindsay being surrounded by all the guys appears.]

Announcer (VO): As she flirts with every single man in Paradise.

[Shot of Lindsay hugging Ryan.]

Lindsay (VO): Look at you! Mr. Sexy

Announcer (VO): And is quick to make new alliances.

[Kymbah and Lindsay whispering appears.]

Kymbah (VO): Pinky swear is my middle name.

Announcer (VO): With Brian gone, Veronica tries to find a new man of her own.

[Shot of Veronica talking to Justin.]

Veronica (VO): Rawr!

Announcer (VO): And Katie fears that her time has come.

[Katie crying appears.]

Katie (VO): I�m done Court, I�m done.

Courtney (VO): Don�t say that, we�ve still go this.

Announcer (VO): Randy does the unthinkable�

[Shot of Randy, Tesla, and Veronica strategizing appears.]

Randy (VO): We need to get Katie out now.

Tesla (VO): It can be done.

Announcer (VO): All next time, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.