Writer�s Note: Confessionals are in blue.

Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Eric continued his tirade against Katie�

[Eric talking to Kymbah during breakfast appears.]

Eric (VO): All I ask is that you keep Randy under your grasp.

Announcer (VO): But Kymbah had her own agenda.

Kymbah (VO): Don�t ever tell me what to do, because I�ll make sure not to do it.

Announcer (VO): Tesla sent Randy over the breaking point,

[Shot of Tesla jumping up and down appears.]

Randy (VO): You�re driving me insane!

Tesla (VO): Perfect! I love it.

Announcer (VO): and she also convinced Mike that Randy had a hidden secret.

[Mike and Tesla talking on a cruise deck appears.]

Tesla (VO): He told me that if you were gay, he would pursue a relationship with you.

Mike (VO): Wow.

Tesla (VO): Yeah I know�and you don�t want to be flirted with by a gay guy, do you?

Mike (VO): No Way!

Announcer (VO): Mike ultimately chose Tesla over his former roommate Lorie.

[Shot of Lorie walking out of the hotel lobby.]

Announcer (VO): Tonight, the new guy Ryan is the talk of the hotel.

[Tesla hugging Ryan appears.]

Katie (VO): Ryan is by far the best looking guy to check into Paradise.

Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.

Randy Camacho was furious. It was becoming a daily ritual with him to fight with Tesla every morning. He�d wake up, get ready for the day, and then he�d get into yet another fight with Tesla.

He stormed over to her room, and pulled the sliding glass door open. Tesla looked over from the bed; she was just beginning to wake up.

�Mike won�t talk to me.� He yelled, �Mike won�t talk to me because he thinks I�m attracted to him. Why the hell would Mike think that?�

�I don�t know,� Tesla shrugged, �let�s call him in here.� She cupped her hands over her mouth, �Mike!�

He came rushing out of the bathroom, �Yeah?�

�Why won�t you talk to Randy?� Tesla asked.

�Umm�� Mike paused, �Because I don�t want his feelings for me to develop any more.�

�What the fuck?� Randy�s voice louder, �Thanks a lot Tesla. Now everyone here thinks I�m gay.�

�Great!� Tesla grinned, �I�m so happy the truth is finally out.�

�I can�t believe this,� Randy shook his head, �I can�t believe this shit.�

�Better get used to it,� Tesla advised him, �because it�ll be like this for as long as you decide to stay here.�

�How do I decide how long my stay is here?�

�You know,� Tesla winked at him.

�Every day Randy stays here, his stay gets even worse. All thanks to me,� Tesla smiled, �I�m so proud.�

�It seems like every other week, each alliance takes a blow.� Katie talked to Courtney outside near the pool. �Jessica and Lorie, Jeremy, if things continue as they do, hopefully one of Tesla�s bitches will go.�

Courtney laughed, �The problem is, Tesla�s alliance is taking out all the girls, and they�ll eventually get all the guys. So we may have an alliance of girls, but we can�t room with girls.�

�That�s true,� Katie sighed, �Well as long as us four stick together, I think we�ll be okay.� Katie leaned closer towards Courtney, �But�I might want to hook up with the new guy.� She whispered.

�Ryan?� Courtney asked in a hushed voice.

�Ryan is by far the best looking guy to check into Paradise.�

�I know,� Courtney grinned, �you would drop Randy for him?�

�I love Randy as a person�� Katie paused, �But he�s too much of a liability. I think I�m a bigger target always being roomed with him.�

�Yeah,� Courtney nodded her head, �the thing I like about Justin is that he�s really low key.�

�The person I trust the most is Katie,� Randy spoke towards the camera, �more then most people I�ve met in my life, I trust Katie.�

�I feel horrible doing this,� Katie looked towards the ground, �but I came here to win, and I�m going to do what needs to be done.�

�Hey Ryan!� Tesla greeted him in the singles room, �I�m Tesla, how are you?�

�Hey Tesla,� Ryan unpacked his bags; �I�m doing good, how about yourself?�

�I�m doing good too, so where are you from?�

�Tampa Bay, Florida. You?�

�Oh my God!� Tesla beamed, �Another southerner, I�m so excited. I�m from Memphis.�

�Awesome.� Ryan put his bag under his bed.

�You know that makes you like twenty times hotter. That your from the south.� Tesla giggled.

�Of course,� Ryan laughed. �Everyone loves a guy from a south.�

�I�m no exception.� She winked.

�Tesla�s very hot.� Ryan grinned, �She knows it too, she works it, and she seems like a great person though. I can�t wait to get to know her.�

�Maybe because he�s from the south�� Tesla giggled, �I don�t know, I�m just attracted to him.�

Kymbah smiled as she woke up. Last night she had shocked everyone at the hotel by her roommate selection, including Justin. It wasn�t because Kymbah was attracted to him, or even liked him; it was because she knew she could use him for her needs.

And she was ready to start.

�Look Justin,� Kymbah talked to him in the bathroom, �you want Randy out, right?�

�Yup.� He nodded his head.

�I want Eric out, so here�s the deal. If you work with me, we can get them both out, and it�s no secret you want Katie.�

Justin laughed.

�So, if those two are gone, Katie is all yours. All if you have to do is come to me each elimination ceremony. It�ll take three weeks,� She warned, �But it�ll be worth it. Boy I promise you.�

�All I have to do is pick you each time?�

�And Kymbah will take care of the rest,� She smiled.

�It�s time to shake things up,� Kymbah laughed, �I�m ready. Bring it on.�

�Hello Ryan,� Amanda greeted him in his room, �I�ll need you to follow me.�

�Okay,� Ryan got up from his bed and followed Amanda over to the pool area. All the guests were already there.

�Now Ryan, you may choose any of these lovely ladies to be your roommate for the week.�

�Wow,� Ryan smiled, �I think I�m going to go with Tesla.�

Dear Guest,

You are invited to a black and white cocktail hour. The event will take place tonight at seven, at the pool. The event will be preceded by the Pandora�s Box ceremony.

�Did you get that letter?� Tesla asked Veronica.

�About the party tonight?� Veronica asked.

�Yeah, it sounds like fun.�

�I think its more then a party,� Veronica said apprehensively, �I mean it�s a little random.�

�That�s true,� Tesla nodded her head, �what a way to ruin a party though, having Pandora�s Box right after it.�

�I know,� Veronica laughed, �what a great way to ruin a party.�

�Welcome guests to the first annual black and white cocktail party here at Paradise Hotel,� Amanda smiled. The men were all dressed in black suits, while the women were all in white dresses. �As you all know, after the party we will conduct the Pandora�s Box ceremony.� She reminded them, �Have fun.�

A piano began to play in the background, as the guests began talking amongst themselves, and everyone appeared to be having a good time. Veronica however, was sure to make the party more exciting.

�I like your dress Courtney,� Veronica complemented her, �where�d you get it? White trash central?�

�Why are you starting stuff at this party?� Courtney asked, �Can�t you just leave me alone?�

�Call me when a man picks you up for five dollars,� Veronica smiled, �I�ll be sure to pick you up once he�s done fucking you.�

�I�ll be sure to do that,� Courtney turned around.

�We were all just trying to have a good time at the party,� Courtney spoke, �but little miss bitch had to ruin everybody�s fun.�

�The dress Courtney picked out was totally her,� Veronica smiled, �I mean it was trashy, ugly and had no class.�

�Ryan was just getting all the attention at the party,� Tesla explained, �All the girls were talking to him, which I�m sure made the guys jealous.�

�If I knew this was the Ryan love fest,� Eric talked to Justin, �I might not have come.�

�I know,� Justin took a sip out of his glass, �just because he�s the new guy all the girls are giving him attention.�

�It�s retarded,� Eric shook his head in disgust, �this blows.�

�What�s the craziest thing you girls have done?� Ryan asked as he sat down, all the girls were standing around him.

�I�ve gone streaking,� Tesla giggled.

�Surprise, surprise.� Katie rolled her eyes.

�I�ve gone skinny dipping once,� Ashley blushed, �it was at my friend�s pool.�

�That�s cool.� Ryan laughed, �Anyone else.�

�Please�� Kymbah spoke, �Kymbah aint gonna tell you what crazy things she does with herself.�

�I felt like the party really helped me get to know a lot of people,� Ryan grinned, �It was awesome, all the girls are awesome.�

�The party is over,� Amanda walked in, �and its time for Pandora�s Box, so if you would all take seat behind me,� Amanda motioned, �we can begin.� All the guests sat down in the chairs placed next to the pool. �Brian if you could, would you please grab a question.�

Brian got up and stuffed his hand deep inside the box and pulled out a slip of paper, �This question is for Tesla. Tesla, why do you feel the need to question people�s sexuality?�

�Wow,� Tesla giggled, �Randy, the reason I feel like I need to question your sexuality is because I�m trying to help you be comfortable with who you are.� Tesla patted him on the knee, �So I�m just trying to help you.� She smiled.

�That has to be the biggest bullshit I�ve ever heard in my entire life.� Randy said, �How is you spreading rumors all over the hotel helping me?�

�Because it just is Randy,� Tesla gave her infamous smile, �you�re gay and we all know it.�

�Okay, if you guys think I�m gay, raise your hand.� Randy instructed, �Enough of this bullshit behind the scenes crap, if you think I�m gay, say so.� Tesla, Mike, Brian, Eric Ashley, Veronica, and the new guest Ryan all raised their hands.

�The majority of the hotel told me he was gay,� Ryan shrugged his shoulders, �so what else did I have to go on?�

�That�s fine,� Randy sat down, �all that matters is that I know that I�m not gay.�

�If that helps you sleep at night,� Tesla told him, �then you keep telling yourself that.�

�Kymbah, would you come up and take a question.�

Kymbah got up from her chair and walked over to the box. She grabbed a question out and began to read, �Katie, who is the one guest in Paradise you�re most attracted to?�

�Um�� Katie tilted her head back as she thought, �I�m going to go with Ryan.�

�Awesome,� Ryan hugged her from behind.

�When Katie said that,� Randy shook his head, �it hurt, because she�s basing her attraction on a guy, after only talking to him for two days?�

�It hurt when Katie said she was most attracted to Ryan,� Justin confessed, �I felt like I might have had a chance, but I guess not.�

�Eric,� Amanda motioned, �would you please take a question.�

Eric did the same as the others and grabbed a question from the box. �This is a question for Ryan. Ryan do you feel its necessary to try and walk into Paradise like you own it?�

�Oddly enough, the question I asked was the question I got to read. It was a weird coincidence.�

�Whoa,� Ryan laughed, �you guys don�t go easy on your new guests.� He paused, �I don�t think I�ve walked in here acting like I�m owning the place, if I have made anyone uncomfortable, I am sorry. I�m just trying to get to know everyone.�

�Wow,� Katie spoke, �someone actually gave a mature answer at Pandora�s Box.� She clapped her hands, �Good job.�

Courtney laughed, �Yeah good job.�

�Well, that concludes the Pandora�s Box ceremony.� Amanda smiled, �It looks like you all have a lot of issues to work with.� The guests all began to leave and went back to their respective rooms. Later in the night, Ryan was called into the back of the hotel.

�Good evening Ryan,� Amanda spoke in a small room, barely big enough to fit three people. It was the same room Lorie and Mike had been in three weeks before. �Have a seat.�

Ryan sat down and asked, �Why am I here?�

�Ryan you have gotten the special privilege of receiving The Vault key. At random times in the game, this key can be given to any guest for any reason. This is the second time it�s been given out.� Amanda explained, �Now what the key allows you to do, is to view one question from tonight�s ceremony.�

�That�s crazy,� Ryan smiled, �I�d like to see who asked the question towards me.�

Amanda pushed a tape into the television and Eric�s face appeared. �Ryan, do you feel its necessary to try and walk into Paradise like you own it?�

Ryan laughed, �This are about to get ugly in Paradise.�

Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Randy tries to rally guests in his favor.

[Shot of Kymbah, Randy, Katie and Courtney all talking appears.]

Randy (VO): Welcome to the I don�t like Randy is Gay club.

Announcer (VO): But some guests see it differently.

[Kymbah shaking her head appears.]

Kymbah (VO): We get that you�re not gay and I know that the Tesla girl is a bitch, but don�t try to rub it in my face like that.

Announcer (VO): The effects on the Pandora�s Box ceremony puts many on edge,

[Shot of Justin and Katie arguing.]

Justin (VO): So you would never room with me?

Katie (VO): I barely even know you!

Justin (VO): What the hell?!

Announcer (VO): and Ryan confronts Eric about the question he asked.

[Shot of Ryan hitting a punching bag appears.]

Ryan (VO): How am I acting like I own it here?

Eric (VO): You�re stealing all the girls!

Ryan (VO): How the fuck is that my problem? Maybe if you had some sort of personality this wouldn�t be a problem.

Announcer (VO): The guests get into a raunchy game of truth or dare�

[Shot of Courtney flashing the guests appears.]

Announcer (VO): That leaves some disgusted.

Unknown Voice (VO): I�m appalled that they would do something like that.

Announcer (VO): The men are once again put in jeopardy at the next elimination ceremony.

[The men all standing next to each other appears.]

Katie (VO): I�m really nervous, I have no idea what to expect.

Announcer (VO): And the next new guest checks into Paradise.

Amanda (VO): Lindsay! Welcome to Paradise!

[Shot of an eighteen year old girl with long brown hair appears.]

Announcer (VO): All next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.