Writer�s Note: Confessionals are in blue.

Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the Hotel.]

Announcer (VO): The first new girl guest Kymbah checked into Paradise, and a battle for her loyalty began.

[Katie talking to Kymbah appears.]

Announcer (VO): Tesla lashed out on Randy for Jeremy�s elimination.

Tesla (VO): You better watch yourself mother fucker.

Announcer (VO): And Lorie took the opportunity to try and make her roommate Mike miserable.

[Lorie laughing appears.]

Lorie (VO): You got roomed with the biggest bitch this week.

Mike (VO): You�ve got that right.

Announcer (VO): Eric created a plan, hoping to take Katie out of the game�

[Shot of Eric whispering to Ashley in their room appears.]

Eric (VO): I really want to go after Katie.

Announcer (VO): and he suggested a plan to keep Tesla in the game.

Eric (VO): Justin will be Tesla�s new partner then.

Announcer (VO): Scott and Courtney reached a new level of intimacy.

[Shot of Scott and Courtney lying by the pool appears.]

Scott (VO): Hey Ms. Hottie.

Announcer (VO): At the Pandora�s Box ceremony, Tesla questioned Randy�s sexuality.

[Randy rolling his eyes appears.]

Tesla (VO): Like that�s not a gay thing to say.

Announcer (VO): Tonight, the women of Paradise are in jeopardy and they do their best to make sure they stay in the game.

[Shot of Tesla flirting with Justin appears.]

Tesla (VO): You want Randy out, right?

Announcer (VO): And the next guest of Paradise checks in.

Amanda Byram (VO): Ryan! Welcome to Paradise!

Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.

Eric Nelson was ready to take Paradise over. He was filled with revenge; he wanted to take Katie out. Ever since Jessica�s elimination he looked forward to see Katie leave. Spotting Kymbah eating breakfast, he took the opportunity to put his plan in action.

�Hey Kymbah,� Eric pulled out a chair and sat next to her.

�Hey Eric,� Kymbah took a sip of orange juice, �How are you?�

�I�m doing good, how about yourself?�

�Same here,� Kymbah stuck her fork through a piece of food.

�Look�� Eric sighed, �Kymbah you control the game now, and we�ve got to get Katie out.�

�Why�s that?� Kymbah asked, trying to play dumb. She hoped to get as much information from Eric as possible.

�No one is going to make a move to get Katie out,� Eric told her, �she�s the most popular person here, and she�s going to end up winning the game.� Eric paused, �All I ask is that you keep Randy under your grasp. If you can make sure Randy will pick you at the ceremony in two days, then that�s all I ask.�

�If Eric wants Katie to go, and if by me picking Randy and Katie leaves, then I�m not picking him and Eric�s in for a surprise come elimination time.� Kymbah smiled, �Don�t ever tell me what to do, cause I�ll make sure not to do it.�

Tesla just smiled at Randy, hoping to push his buttons. �I want to drive Randy crazy. I want to make his stay here so miserable he�ll want to leave.�

Walking over to him, Tesla remained her smile and placed her arm on to top of his shoulder. �So seen any hot guys at Paradise lately?�

�No,� He grinned at her, �I don�t rate guys.�

�Sure you don�t,� Tesla patted him on the back, �It�s okay if you�re gay Randy, I mean no one will hold it against you or anything. I�d just advise all the guys to keep their doors locked at night.�

�What the fuck is your problem?� Randy turned towards her.

�Nothing,� she grinned, �I don�t have a problem. I�m very comfortable with who I am Randy, it�s just unfortunate you�re not comfortable with who you are.�

�You�re driving me insane!� Randy yelled at her.

�Perfect!� Tesla jumped up and down, �I love it!�

�Why are you doing this to me?� Randy asked, �Why are you trying to make my stay here miserable?�

�Sweetheart,� Tesla looked at him, �it�s just part of the game.� She winked and walked away.

�The more Tesla tries to make me miserable,� Randy spoke towards the camera, �The more it makes me want to eliminate her.�

�All the girls are going to go crazy here,� Katie spoke to Courtney, �have you noticed all the girls have gotten more sexual now that we�re at risk for the second time?�

�Yeah,� Courtney nodded her head, �I have.�

�I�ve noticed Tesla has been trying to get closer to Justin lately,� Katie rolled her eyes, �I�m just going to go to Randy, I don�t want to deal with it. How are you and Scott?�

�We�re good,� Courtney smiled, �He�s broken out of his shell with me.�

�Aww,� Katie grabbed a glass of water, �its only two weeks and I�ve felt like we�ve been here forever.�

�I know�� Courtney agreed, �I can�t wait until we get a new guy guest. All the guys here are getting old.�

�I haven�t had an orgasm since I�ve gotten here,� Katie shook her head. �none of the guys here do it for me.�

�You better get ready to orgasm,� Courtney winked at her, �I�m sure we�ll be getting a hot guy soon.�

�Hey Justin,� Tesla walked over to him by the pool, �you want Randy out right?� She asked as she laid out a towel.

�Hell yeah,� Justin nodded his head.

�Well,� Tesla laid down, �I have a proposition for you.� She turned her head towards him. �Katie�s not going to go to you, but I like you and I want you to pick me.� She paused, �But if you really want Katie, you�ll have to get Randy out.�

�Right�� Justin stared out into the ocean, �How can I get Randy out?�

�Well, you would have to win Katie back,� Tesla put her sunglasses, �no matter what you can�t win her over in two days, but you can in seven.� She winked at him, �Pick me as a safety pick in two days and you�ll be able to go after Katie and Randy will go.�

�Sounds awesome,� Justin grinned, �you�ll probably go on an excursion soon.�

�That reminds me,� Tesla slyly smiled, �too make the deal more concrete, I�ll take Randy with me. We won�t come back until elimination ceremony, giving you more time to win Katie over.�

�Damn, you�re smart.� Justin laughed, �I never thought about that.�

�I�ll drive Randy insane; make him want to leave even more.� Tesla reassured him, �However I�ll only do this if I have your word you will pick me at the next elimination ceremony.�

�You have my word,� Justin put out his hand.

�Then we�re ready for business.� Tesla grabbed his hand and shook it.

�I�m good,� Tesla beamed, �I�m really good. Never burn your bridges and Randy picked the wrong girl to burn a bridge with. I have faith Justin will make the right decision and this just allows me to make it further in the game.�

�Hello Tesla,� Amanda walked into the singles room, �I think you know why I�m here.�

�Yes, yes I do,� Tesla grabbed one of her suitcases, �I�m going on an excursion aren�t I?�

�That is correct,� Amanda nodded her head, �you and any two men of your choice will be going on a two day cruise around Tahiti.�

�Sounds great,� Tesla immediately walked out of her room, ready to ask her two men. She walked over to Randy and Kymbah�s room first and saw Randy lying down on his bed. �Hey Randy,� she smiled from the door.

�What do you want?� He coldly asked, turning over on his side.

�I want you to come with me on a two day cruise.�

�You�re kidding me, right?� Randy moaned.

�Nope, you have to go, pack your bags.� Tesla smiled and began walking over to Veronica�s room. She didn�t know who else to pick, she was conflicted.

�V!� Tesla exclaimed, �I need your help.�

�What�s up?� Veronica said from the bathroom, she was getting ready for lunch.

�I get to take two guys on a cruise around the island. I�ve picked Randy. I just need to pick another person.�

Veronica giggled, �You picked Randy?�

�Of course,� Tesla walked into the bathroom, �you know I�m trying to get him out.�

�Take Mike,� Veronica suggested, �Let�s see Lorie self destruct and he�s kind of mysterious.�

Tesla hugged Veronica and began walking to Mike and Lorie�s room. She couldn�t have came at a better time; Mike was dying to get away from Lorie. �Hey Mike,� Tesla walked in, Lorie was taking a shower.

�Hey Tesla,� Mike looked surprised. �How are you?�

�I�m good,� Tesla said, �I was wondering if you�d like to go on a cruise with Randy and myself?�

�Yes!� Mike jumped up from his bed, �I�d love to. When do we leave?�

�Soon I think,� Tesla told him, �I�ll see you later.�

�Now, Mike�� Tesla paused, �He�s an interesting one. He�s not in an alliance, or a couple. He doesn�t have his best friends or anything like that. Mike is just begging to be swept up by some alliance to get Lorie off. And if I can promise him that,� Tesla smiled, �then who knows what will happen.�

�Where are you going?� Lorie asked as she got out, Mike was packing his suitcase.

�On a cruise with Tesla and Randy,� Mike zipped up his bag, �I�ll see you in two days.�

�What the hell?� Lorie asked, furious. �Why did you say yes?�

�Because I like Tesla, and it wouldn�t have mattered because I don�t have a choice.�

�You�re not going anywhere!� Lorie yelled and stormed out of the room, furious. No one was going to take Mike for two days. �Tesla!� Lorie yelled, �Why are you taking Mike, my partner, my lover, away for two days?�

Tesla laughed, she couldn�t help it. �Your lover?� She asked, �Lorie, let me try to put this in the nicest way for you. Mike doesn�t want your sorry ass.� Tesla did her infamous smile, the smile that said Fuck you.

�We�re in love!� Lorie screamed at her, �You�re just jealous!�

�Uh-huh�� Tesla said sarcastically, �I�m really jealous of you of all people Lorie, because you just have so many things going for you.�

�I�m glad you see it that way,� Lorie placed her hands on her hips.

�I was being sarcastic.�

�Oh�� Lorie�s voice quieted, but she wouldn�t back down. �Well don�t think you�re stealing Mike from me.�

�Lorie, why don�t you get this? Mike doesn�t want you. He doesn�t want you. Why can�t you get that through your head?�

�You�re lying to me!� Lorie shouted, �You�re a big fat liar Tesla!� She ran off to her room, wanting to escape everything.

�Tesla�s a bitch!� Lorie yelled, �She�s just one big bitch. She�s a bitch I tell you, a bitch. I hope something hits her and she dies.�

Tesla, Mike, and Randy all met in the hotel lobby. Mike and Tesla we�re both excited for the trip, while Randy was dreading it. The hotel employees took their bags and escorted them to a nearby limousine.

�This is going to be interesting,� Mike commented, �It should be fun. I�m really excited to have two days away from Paradise.�

�Randy�s gone!� Justin smiled, �I couldn�t be happier. Tesla is awesome for taking Randy with her; I know she�s driving him insane right now.�

�Hey Mike, I�d just though I�d warn you�� Tesla walked over to Mike on the cruise deck. �I was speaking to Randy earlier, and told me he though you were cute.� Tesla whispered into his ear.

�Are you serious?� Mike asked, shocked. �When did he tell you this?�

�Last night,� Tesla spoke in a hushed voice, �he told me if you we�re gay he�d pursue a relationship with you.�

�Wow.� Mike spoke, he was numb.

�I know what you mean,� Tesla shook her head. �you don�t want to be flirted with a gay guy right?�

�No way!� Mike exclaimed.

�Then maybe it�s time to get Randy out then.� Tesla winked.

�Randy never said that,� Tesla laughed, �But all fairs in love and war, and right now I�m in the middle of a battle.�

�Hey Kymbah,� Eric walked knocked on her door.

�Hey Eric,� Kymbah forced a smile.

�I was wondering if you thought about what I talked to you last night.�

�Ugh�� Kymbah moaned, �Eric you come to me with a new plan ever five minutes. You have to understand that is someone wasn�t as patient as I am, I would have told you to shut up a long time ago.�

�Okay��

�Eric, how old are you?

�Sixteen.�

�And I�m nineteen and I�m an adult. I�m perfectly capable of making my own decisions.� Kymbah told him.

�Look I was just trying to help you out in the game��

�Don�t tell me how to play the game,� Kymbah snapped, �I know how to play the game.�

�I�m not trying to tell you how to play the game.� Eric sighed, �I�m just��

�You�re just what Eric? Retarded? Dumb? Mentally challenged?�

�What the fuck!� Eric yelled, �I was just trying to be nice.�

�Too late,� Kymbah began to walk out of her room, �you were already a jackass.�

�Eric�s just�� Kymbah laughed, �There�s no word in my vocabulary to describe how stupid that boy is."

�I have no idea what�s going on with Kymbah,� Eric shook his head, �I thought we were cool, guess not.�

�It�s beautiful!� Scott exclaimed as he saw Courtney, it was becoming a daily ritual every time he saw her.

�Aww�� Courtney kissed him, �you�re so sweet.�

�Thanks,� Scott put his arm around her, �this place is crazy.�

�Tell me about it,� Courtney sighed, �well we�ve been here for two weeks.�

�So much shit has happened in the two weeks we�ve been here.� Scott laughed.

�I know!� Courtney giggled, �Let�s review everything that�s gone on.�

�First night, Veronica and you,� Scott laughed harder, ��Excuse me; do you normally steal people�s boyfriends?�� Scott imitated Veronica.

�Oh my God,� Courtney said, as she chuckled.

-Flashback to Night 1-

�Hey Courtney,� Veronica smiled, �can I ask you a question?�

�Sure, what�s up?�

�Do you normally steal people�s boyfriends?� She asked, smiling bigger now.

�Excuse me?� Courtney asked, perplexed.

�Last time I checked I went to Justin first, and you come along off the rebound and snatch him up.�

�One he�s not your boyfriend you never even talked to him, and two I�m not the one who made the decision to pick me. Plus Jessica went to Justin before you did.�

�Sweetie,� Veronica smiled at her like she was stupid, �that�s beyond the point. Watch your back, because you don�t know who will just kick you out of here.� Veronica walked away and entered her room, satisfied.

-End Flashback-

�You can�t forget the doorknobs fight either,� Courtney continued.

-Flashback to Night 1-

�Look,� Veronica pointed at Courtney as she walked near the pool area, she was talking with Ashley, �here comes doorknobs.�

�What?� Courtney turned around, and looked at her.

�Your boob�s sweetie,� Veronica nodded her head, �they�re very small.�

�They�re C�s bitch.�

�I don�t know where you live,� Veronica lived, �but they look like mosquitoes bites.�

-End Flashback-

�That was great,� Justin smiled, �Remember the TeSLUT fight?�

�How could I forget?� Courtney asked, �Who doesn�t remember TeSLUT?�

-Flashback to Day 3-

�Hey TeSLUT.�

�What?� Tesla asked, shocked.

�You heard me bitch. Or is that too vulgar for you?� Katie laughed.

�I don�t know what you�re talking about.� Tesla tried to play it off.

�I�m not stupid,� Katie said, �someone told me that you asked the question at Pandora�s Box.�

�Katie I don�t hate you, I would never ask someone a question like that.� Tesla lied, �I�d like the person who told you that to tell me how they know.�

�Because I saw it on the video.� Lorie piped in, �I saw it in the vault.�

�What?� Tesla asked, �What video?�

�The video that has you asking Katie the question. Mike and I got a key in our room that allowed us to see who asked what question in Pandora�s Box and we chose yours.� Lorie took a deep breath, as she confessed everything.

�What the hell, y�all why are you doing this to me?�

�Doing what Tesla?� Katie smiled at her, �Exposing the truth?�

�This is shit.� Tesla got up from the table, �Fuck you all.� She looked at Katie, �You�re a dirty nasty slut, so don�t come crying to me when you�re infected with HIV.�

-End Flashback-

�Then there was Katie and Eric drama, with the whole alliance deal.� Scott grinned, �I remember when Jessica left, there was so much drama.�

�Katie was so pissed that night,� Courtney smiled, �I remember for hours she talked to me about how much she hated Eric.�

�Damn.�

-Flashback to Night 5-

�Eric!� Katie screamed, �Why�d you choose Ashley?�

�Because I knew her better�� Eric answered, as he took a sip of his water.

�What the hell?� Katie yelled louder, �We had an alliance!�

�That only included me, you, Courtney, and Justin. Jessica wasn�t apart of that alliance.�

�Are you really that stupid?� Katie asked, �You knew we needed Jessica. So you lied to me. Don�t try to deny it you lied to me.�

�I didn�t lie about anything!� Eric screamed back.

�We had a fucking alliance! Can you comprehend that through your brain?�

�That fucking alliance didn�t include Jessica!� Eric grabbed his water and started to walk away.

-End Flashback-

�Then there was the kissing between Tesla and Randy,� Courtney remembered, �It was a little weird on how it came up.�

Scott laughed, �Poor Tesla, those three days were probably the most dramatic.�

�I was the one who asked the question too��

-Flashback to Day 7-

Courtney grabbed a question and began reading, �This is another question for Tesla. Tesla, why did you kiss Randy?�

�What?� Tesla grinned, �I never kissed Randy.�

�This question says you did.� Courtney shrugged her shoulders.

�You kissed Randy?� Jeremy asked, angry.

�No Jeremy, whoever asked that is lying. Randy why are you telling people I kissed you?�

�Because you did,� Randy reminded her.

�No I didn�t!� Tesla yelled, �I don�t know what y�all are talking about.�

�You said every girl hated me and then you kissed me.�

�I wouldn�t say that because I don�t spread lies like that,� Tesla shook her head, �Randy it�s your second day here and you�re starting drama.�

�I�m not starting drama,� Randy said, �I�m just saying the truth.�

�No you�re not!� Tesla began to cry, �I would never kiss you!�

�Leave the girl alone!� Jeremy yelled at Randy, �She said she didn�t kiss you and she probably didn�t because of your face is so screwed up.�

�You�d be surprised,� Randy laughed, �that Tesla girl kissed me.�

�Randy! Stop it!� Tesla begged, tears streaming down her face, �I didn�t kiss you.�

�Whatever you say, Tesla.� Randy shook his head.

-End Flashback-

�That was the craziest Pandora�s Box Ceremony ever.� Scott nodded his head, �I�ve never been asked anything at one of those.�

�That�s a good thing,� Courtney reassured him, �Tesla has gone off so much on Randy ever since that night.�

�I know..."

-Flashback to Randy and Tesla-

Randy, are you really that dumb? Did you think it meant anything?� Tesla took a drink of her orange juice.

�So what? All you were doing is playing me?� Randy questioned Tesla�s motives.

�You were dumb enough to believe it.� She grinned at him, �Not my problem.�

-End Flashback-

�She�s been pretty brutal,� Scott agreed, �it seems like she�ll do whatever it takes to get Randy out.�

�That she will,� Courtney nodded her head.

�Ugh�� Eric moaned to Ashley, �Yesterday Kymbah just went off on me?�

�For what?� She asked.

�She said I was talking strategy to her too much.�

�I�m sorry,� Ashley consoled him, �don�t worry about it. She really has no one here. I mean both sides are fighting for her, but Katie�s going to go to Randy, that�s a given.�

�Bitch,� Eric shook his head in disgust, �I hate her.�

�So do I,� Ashley nodded her head, �so do I.�

�Welcome, guests of paradise, to your third elimination ceremony.� Amanda spoke from the hotel lobby, �but before you begin, please welcome back Tesla, Randy and Mike.� All three walked through the double doors of the hotel. Randy and Mike sat in the chairs, while Tesla joined the girls on the side.

�With that,� Amanda smiled, �let�s begin. Katie, you�re up first.�

Katie circled the chairs, but eventually placed her hands on Randy�s chair.

�Randy�s great,� Katie smiled, �why wouldn�t I pick him?�

�When Katie went to Randy,� Kymbah confessed, �a sigh of relief came over me.�

�Courtney, it�s your turn.�

Courtney quickly went over to Scott�s chair, positive about their relationship.

�I picked Scott because, he�s the only guy I�ve really connected with here,� Courtney spoke.

�Kymbah,� Amanda motioned, �go pick a man.�

Kymbah rubbed her hands together in excitement, and shocked the hotel with her decision. Placing her hands on Justin�s chair, she smiled.

�Eric,� Kymbah spoke directly towards the camera, �I aint going to go through with your dipshit plan.�

�When Kymbah went to Justin�� Tesla shook her head, �It just threw a huge wrench into my plan. So now, I have to pick a different guy because why eliminate Kymbah? She�s got no one, she�s not a threat.�

�Tesla,� Amanda patted her back, �it�s time for you to choose.�

Tesla placed her head into her hands, not knowing what to do. She looked at each man, contemplating her decision. Sighing, she walked over and placed her hands on Mike�s chair.

�Fucking bitch!� Lorie yelled, �He�s mine!�

�Okay,� Tesla smiled, �We�ll see.�

�I picked Mike because we got to know each other well on the cruise and I�ve sort of pointed him into the right direction of getting Randy out of this game.�

�Ashley, it�s your turn.� Amanda told her.

Ashley quickly walked over to Eric�s chair, grinning from ear to ear.

�Eric and I just continue to get closer and closer and nothing�s going to stop us.�

�Veronica,� Amanda smiled, �you�re up.�

Veronica was also quick with her decision and went over to Brian.

�I�m the only person who knows Brian,� Veronica spoke, �he�s a great guy. I just wish he�d get to know other people, so I wouldn�t feel obligated to always pick him.�

�Finally, Lorie,� Amanda spoke, �it�s your turn.�

Lorie went over to Mike in a fury, bumping Tesla over as she placed her hands on his chair.

�I love Mike,� Lorie beamed, �I think he loves me too.�

�Mike, Mike, Mike� Amanda walked over, �it seems you are the man of the hour. I need you to make your decision now.�

Mike nodded his head, �Lorie,� he glanced over towards her, �I made a promise to you.�

�Yes!� Lorie smiled.

�That promise was that the next chance I got to eliminate you, I would.� Mike smiled as Lorie�s face turned into shock, �I�m going to choose Tesla.�

Tesla grinned as she kissed him on the cheek, �Told you so.� Tesla whispered into Lorie�s ear.

�Lorie, I�m sorry. You must take your bags and check out of Paradise � forever.� Amanda informed her.

Lorie was in complete shock as she grabbed her bags. Hugging Courtney and Katie she walked out of the double doors.

�But, as a guest checks out,� Amanda reminded them, �a new guest checks in. Ryan! Welcome to Paradise!�

A tall teenager with brown hair walks into Paradise and stands next to Amanda. �Ryan,� she hugs him, �get to know your guests well��

Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Tesla is immediately attracted to Ryan,

Tesla (VO): Maybe because he�s from the South, I don�t know�

[Shot of Tesla flirting with Ryan appears.]

Tesla (VO): I�m just attracted to him.

Announcer (VO): Randy goes off on Tesla,

Randy (VO): Now everyone in this hotel thinks I�m gay.

Tesla (VO): Great!

Announcer (VO): and Kymbah starts to play the game.

[Shot of Kymbah whispering to someone.]

Kymbah (VO): It�s time to shake things up.

Announcer (VO): All next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.