Episode 3 - K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Writer�s Note: Confessionals are in blue.

Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the Hotel appears.]

Announcer (VO): None of guests could escape the drama that was created.

[Shot of Tesla yelling at Katie appears.]

Courtney (VO): Oh it�s on now. You messed with the wrong bitch today.

Katie (VO): Tesla and Veronica, why is Courtney at the dinner table so wound up and upset because you had to start shit again?

Tesla (VO): I�ll say what I want, when I want!

[Shot of Ashley talking to Veronica.]

Announcer (VO): New alliances were quickly made, as the girls scrambled before the elimination ceremony.

Veronica (VO): I was wondering if you�d like to work with Tesla and I�

Announcer (VO): And at the elimination ceremony, tensions were high.

Eric (VO): I�m going to pick Ashley.

[Shot of Katie looking surprised appears.]

Katie (VO): What the fuck? Are you moronic?

Announcer (VO): Tonight on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti, new guest Randy choices who he will spend his week with�

[Shot of Randy jumping into the pool appears.]

Announcer (VO): �And the results cause even more fights in Paradise.

Unknown Voice (VO): What did you expect? Us to welcome you with open arms?

Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.

Night Five in Paradise

�So, tell me about Paradise.� Randy asked everyone as they talked near the bar. �You guys have been here for a week, what should I know?�

�Drama.� Tesla giggled, �There�s a lot of drama here.�

�Why�s that?� Randy grabbed a drink.

�Because people don�t agree on things here,� Courtney laid back in her chair, �you put seven girls in here, there�s bound to be fighting.�

�I think I came in the best time at the game,� Randy smiled, �the hotel seems to be divided, with Veronica, Ashley, Tesla, Jeremy, and Brian all on one side, with Lorie, Mike, Katie, Justin, Scott, and Courtney on the other. Eric is sort of out on his own, I don�t think he�s associating himself with anyone.�

�Eric!� Katie screamed, �Why�d you chose Ashley?�

�Because I knew her better�� Eric answered, as he took a sip of his water.

�What the hell?� Katie yelled louder, �We had an alliance!�

-Flashback to Day 2-

�Well no matter what, it�s us four sticking together.� Katie commented.

�Definitely,� Eric nodded his head in agreement, �We�ll take this hotel over by storm.�

-End Flashback-

�That only included me, you, Courtney, and Justin. Jessica wasn�t apart of that alliance.�

�Are you really that stupid?� Katie asked, �You knew we needed Jessica. So you lied to me. Don�t try to deny it you lied to me.�

�I didn�t lie about anything!� Eric screamed back.

�We had a fucking alliance! Can you comprehend that through your brain?�

�That fucking alliance didn�t include Jessica!� Eric grabbed his water and started to walk away.

Eric walked over to his and Ashley�s room and slammed the door behind him.

�What happened?� Ashley asked as she got ready for bed.

�Katie got pissed at me for choosing you over Jessica.� Eric went strait towards the bathroom.

�Don�t worry about it,� Ashley yawned, �everyone is aloud to make their own decisions. She�s just pissed that things didn�t go her way.�

Day Six in Paradise

�Good morning Randy,� Amanda Byram walked into the singles room, �how was your first night in Paradise?�

�Exciting,� he stretched, �I learned a lot.�

�Good to hear, I�ll need you to come to the pool area, everyone is waiting for you.� Amanda instructed and they both walked over to the pool.

�Now Randy,� Amanda spoke, �you know what you must do. Chose one female guests to be with you for the entire week.�

�Alright,� Randy smiled, �I�m going to have to go with Katie.�

�So that means Justin, you�ll be staying in the singles room for the week.�

�I was really pissed when Randy picked Katie. I mean if he thinks he can walk in here and expect everything to be okay,� Justin paused, �then he�s in for a rude awakening.�

�Last night couldn�t have worked out any better,� Tesla smiled with Veronica. �Jessica�s gone, and we�re in control.�

�I know!� Veronica grinned, �It�s so great. We did it!�

�To winning Paradise,� Tesla raised her glass.

�To winning Paradise��

�What should I know about it here?� Randy asked Katie and he unpacked.

�Let�s see�Tesla and Veronica are the world�s biggest bitches and they have Jeremy and Brian wrapped around their finger.� Katie paused, �Eric can�t be trusted and people fight every night.�

�And they called it Paradise�� Randy hung his clothes in a closet.

�The producers lied,� Katie smiled, �paradise would be paradise with those two gone.�

�Hey Randy,� Tesla smiled from his room, �can I come in?�

�Sure,� Randy spoke; Katie had left to go hang out with Courtney and Lorie.

�How do you like it here so far?� She asked as she sat next to him on the bed.

�It�s great, everyone seems nice.�

�I�m sorry you feel that way�� Tesla sighed.

�What?� Randy asked, confused.

�I thought you should just know that all the girls hate you,� Tesla sat next to him, �except for me.�

�Really now?� Randy said shocked, �How do you know this?�

�Right when you came, Katie and Courtney both said they thought you were ugly. But I think you�re a hottie.�

�Thanks,� Randy laughed, �Katie and Courtney said that?�

�Uh-huh�� Tesla moved closer towards him, �I wished you would have picked me,� she put her around him.

�Maybe I should of,� he smiled.

�Maybe so�� She leaned over and kissed him.

�I was really shocked when Tesla kissed me,� Randy nodded my head, �but it wasn�t a bad type of shock, it was a good type of shock. An unexpected surprise.�

�He�s falling for it,� Tesla grinned, �and everything is working out great.�

�I can�t believe Jessica went last night�� Lorie shook her head, �We�re hanging on a thread.�

�I know,� Katie said angrily, �Jeremy or Brian needs to go at the next elimination ceremony, or else the game is over to Tesla and Veronica.�

�God I hate them,� Courtney spoke, �they�re two spineless bitches.�

�We gotta keep strong, the next new girl that comes we�ve got to get her on our side.� Katie suggested, �There�s no question about it.�

�The next girl that comes to hell, also known as Paradise,� Katie smiled, �will ghopefully be smart enough to join Lorie, Courtney and I against Veronica, Tesla, and Ashley.�

�I miss being coupled up with you,� Lorie spoke to Mike at dinner, �I can�t connect with Scott like I can with you.�

�Lorie, we were only together for a week.� Mike reminded her.

�I know,� Lorie sighed, �but you were the only guy I talked to.�

�Yeah�� Mike took a sip of his water, �but don�t let it get you down. If I leave tomorrow, you can�t cry over it.�

�That�s true,� Lorie paused, �but if you left, I wouldn�t know what I would do without you.�

�You�d be fine,� Mike reassured her, �don�t dwell on it.�

�Lorie�s dependence on me is sort of getting annoying. She should try to stand up and be her own person and she should know she�ll be fine without me.�

�Hey Justin,� Randy walked over to Justin who was getting a drink from the bar. �I just want to apologize for picking Katie. I feel bad about sending you to the single�s room.�

�I can�t make it feel any better for you,� Justin raised his eyebrows, �so I don�t know what you want.�

�I just came over to apologize;� Randy spoke, �that�s all.�

�You�re apologizing to the wrong person then,� Justin told him.

�Why are you being so bitter about this?�

�Why am I being better?� Justin repeated what Randy asked him, �Because you can�t expect me to be okay with the fact you think you can waltz right in here and pretend like you taking Katie is alright with me.�

�I�m not thinking it�s alright, I just want to apologize.�

�People only apologize when they do something wrong,� Justin continued, �So what did you do wrong?�

�Nothing.�

�Then why are you apologizing?� Justin laughed to himself.

�Because it looked like you were upset.�

�You�re damn right I was upset,� Justin said, �I mean what did you expect? Us to welcome you with open arms.�

�Actually, I did expect that, since you�ve only been here for a week.�

�Only a week?� Justin asked, �In the last five days everyone has gone through shit, so don�t act like it was only a week. You�ve only been here for a day, and you haven�t seen anything yet.�

�Look, I was only trying to smooth things over.�

�All you did was create more stuff,� Justin walked away.

�Who the hell does he think he is, trying to apologize? Just because he says sorry, I�m supposed to be like, �Oh its okay, take my girl!� No, I don�t think so.� Justin shook his head.

Day Seven in Paradise

The sun�s rays flicked across the pool, as the guests began to wake up for the day. They all knew what today was, Pandora�s Box, a day they all dreaded. All of them suspected more drama and more fights to come from the ceremony.

�It�s going to be tough thinking of what to ask,� Tesla spoke to the camera, �and after we all know it could be viewed by someone, it makes it a little more difficult.�

�I don�t want to go to Pandora�s Box,� Brian told Jeremy, �it�s only going to start crap.�

�It�s stupid,� Jeremy shook his head, �all this drama that goes on here. It seems like people live off of it.�

�Did you hear about the fight between Justin and Randy?� Brian asked him.

�No�What happened?�

�I guess Randy went over to Justin to apologize for taking Katie and Justin just let him have it.�

�Dumb,� Jeremy paused, �these people need to just mellow out.�

�Good afternoon,� Amanda walked into the hotel lobby, �and welcome to your second Pandora�s Box ceremony. Now you all know the drill, one by one you will take a question out and ask it. Scott, could you come up and read the first question?�

�Sure.� Scott walked up and dug his hand deep into the box. �Eric what does the word alliance mean to you?�

�Thanks Katie for the question,� Eric smiled at her.

�No problem.� Katie interrupted him.

�The word alliance means to look out for the people in the alliance you agreed to make. Not people who are your alliance member�s friend.� Katie rolled her eyes when she heard this.

�Alright, Katie please read the next question.�

Katie grabbed a question and smiled, �Oh! This ones to Tesla.� She looked at Tesla, �Tesla, who are you attracted to in the hotel?�

�I think everyone�s very attractive in the hotel-�

�That wasn�t the question,� Katie reminded her, �it was who are you attracted to? The show�s only an hour sweetie so I doubt the producers want you bullshitting your way to an answer.�

�I was getting to that,� Tesla gave Katie a smile that read Fuck you. �I would say I�m most attracted to Jeremy and Randy.�

�Funny how Randy�s the one I�m coupled with,� Katie sat back down, �what a coincidence.�

�Okay,� Amanda smiled, �Veronica, please go up and ask a question.�

Veronica went to the box, and picked the question on the very top. �This one is to me,� Veronica read, �Veronica do you think drama is necessary in Paradise?� Veronica paused, �I don�t think drama is necessary, but I�m not one to back down. When people like Courtney and Jessica who is gone, attack me then I�ll attack them back. Simple as that.�

�When did I attack you?� Courtney asked.

�First night.� Veronica sat back down.

-Flashback to Night 1 in Paradise-

�Alright,� Amanda nodded her head, �Tesla and Courtney you must now go to different men.� Tesla and Courtney both looked disappointed but continued the ceremony anyway. Tesla walked over and placed her hands on Jeremy and Courtney went over to Justin.

�Justin, it seems like you�ve got three girls tonight as well,� Amanda reminded him, �I�m going to have to ask you to only choose one.�

�I�ll go with Courtney,� Justin said.

-End Flashback-

�Courtney, it�s now time for you to read a question.�

Courtney grabbed a question and began reading, �This is another question for Tesla. Tesla, why did you kiss Randy?�

�What?� Tesla grinned, �I never kissed Randy.�

�This question says you did.� Courtney shrugged her shoulders.

�You kissed Randy?� Jeremy asked, angry.

�No Jeremy, whoever asked that is lying. Randy why are you telling people I kissed you?�

�Because you did,� Randy reminded her.

�No I didn�t!� Tesla yelled, �I don�t know what y�all are talking about.�

�You said every girl hated me and then you kissed me.�

�I wouldn�t say that because I don�t spread lies like that,� Tesla shook her head, �Randy it�s your second day here and you�re starting drama.�

�I�m not starting drama,� Randy said, �I�m just saying the truth.�

�No you�re not!� Tesla began to cry, �I would never kiss you!�

�Leave the girl alone!� Jeremy yelled at Randy, �She said she didn�t kiss you and she probably didn�t because of your face is so screwed up.�

�You�d be surprised,� Randy laughed, �that Tesla girl kissed me.�

�Randy! Stop it!� Tesla begged, tears streaming down her face, �I didn�t kiss you.�

�Whatever you say, Tesla.� Randy shook his head.

�Aww,� Katie pretended like she cared, �poor little TeSLUT was called on being a slut. Who would have thought that would have thought that would happen?� Katie shrugged her shoulders, �Not me, I always knew Tesla was a good girl. I always had faith Tesla would keep her hands to herself, literally.�

�Well that concludes tonight�s Pandora�s Box ceremony.� Amanda spoke, �I�ll see you all at the next elimination ceremony, and it looks like you�ve all got some thinking to do.�

Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Tesla�s kissing fiasco with Randy isn�t over.

Randy (VO): All you were doing is playing me?

Tesla (VO): You were stupid enough for believing it.

Announcer (VO): And Katie�s burnt bridge with Eric gives more power to Tesla and Veronica.

Eric (VO): Katie can�t believe that if she treats me like shit, I�ll do nothing about it.

[Shot of Eric talking to Veronica, Tesla, Brian, Ashley, and Jeremy.]

Announcer (VO): Another shocking elimination ceremony puts all the guests in Paradise in panic.

[Shot of Katie looking surprised appears.]

Announcer (VO): And the first new girl checks into Paradise�

Amanda (VO): Kymbah! Welcome to Paradise!

Announcer (VO): All next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.

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