Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Eric crossed a line with Kymbah,

[Kymbah throwing a chair appears.]

Eric (VO): Stupid nig.

Kymbah (VO): Oh fuck no!

Announcer (VO): And the entire hotel vowed to get rid of him.

[Shot of all the guests standing near the pool.]

Eric (VO): All of you have treated me like shit!

Veronica (VO): And who�s fault is that Eric? You only have yourself to blame.

Eric (VO): Fuck you. I don�t need this shit. This isn�t fucking Paradise.

Randy (VO): Then leave!

Announcer (VO): But at the elimination ceremony, the guests quickly forgot about their foe.

[Each guest pairing off appears.]

Amanda (VO): Eric, you may choose any guest you like.

[Shot of Eric walking to Kymbah�s chair appears.]

Kymbah (VO): Hell no! I refuse!

Announcer (VO): Tonight, the new guest Shannon finds herself being the most powerful person in Paradise.

[Shannon giggling appears.]

Shannon (VO): It�s perfect.

Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.

Shannon giggled as she flipped back her brunette hair. She loved being the center of attention. Eric loved the fact someone new, someone exciting had came to Paradise. �So,� she smiled, �tell me what�s been going on here. I feel like I don�t know anything.�

�You really want to know?� Eric questioned. She motioned for him to continue, �Well,� he took a deep breath, �it all involves a former guest here, Katie.� He began to explain, �You see Katie and Tesla never got along, and back in week two, Katie and I had a falling out, so I decided to work with Tesla. I help her get Katie out, and now her and the entire hotel is trying to get rid of me.�

�Wow.� Shannon stated, �That�s harsh. So it�s almost like one big alliance?�

�Sort of,� Eric took a sip of his drink, �it�s two alliances, that came together to get me out tonight. They�re too big and too impossible to work with.�

�Are you suggesting something?� Shannon smiled as she cocked her head to one side.

�I am,� he nodded, �Shannon, if me and you work together, we�d me unstoppable. A two team powerhouse and they�ll eventually have to pick off each other.�

�I like where you�re going with this,� Shannon said, �It�s definitely a possibility.�

�Everyone�s coupled up,� he continued, �if you join that group you�ll be eliminated this week. We need each other.�

�Eric offered an interesting proposal,� Shannon spoke towards the camera, �I�m very interested.�

�How the hell did this happen?� Kymbah yelled, running her fingers through her hair, �What did I deserve to be stuck with the fuck Eric?� She let out a large scream, �Oh help me Jesus I will murder that boy if I have to.�

�I know, I know,� Tesla shook her head in disgust; �We�ve got to work this new girl. We all have to. If she sides with Eric�� Tesla paused, �We�re screwed.�

�Ugh!� Kymbah�s voice grew louder, �That bitch is sleeping in the pool if I have anything to say about it, he can get his penis bit off by a dolphin for all I care.�

Tesla laughed, �We�ll get through this.� She glanced behind her, and smiled at Randy. They were definitely were the talk of Paradise. He placed his arms around her and kissed her on the cheek. Kymbah rolled her eyes.

�Sick fucks.� She muttered.

�Honey,� Tesla�s tone was innocent, �will you please go and scare the crap out of Eric?� She made a sad face as she looked up at him.

�Of course baby,� he kissed her again.

�All this talk of honey and babies is makin� me hungry,� Kymbah stated, �so I�ll let you two have your fun.�

�We screwed up tonight,� Tesla played with a rock with her feet, �I�m so disappointed.� She took a deep breath, �You know what, I�m going to talk to Eric.� She freed herself of Randy�s arms.

She walked over to Eric, who was starring out into the ocean. It was chilly out; the cold win blew through Tesla�s air. She sat next to him, dangling her feet into the pool. �Hi.�

�Hi.� He said back, coldly.

�How are you?� She asked.

�Fine.� The conversation was very robotic.

�Look,� Tesla turned to face him, she bore eyes of determination, �you may have slipped through the cracks this time,� her voice was fierce, �but let�s get one thing strait. In two weeks, your sorry-mother-fucking-ass will be gone.� She made her infamous smile, �You may have won this battle Eric, but I will win this war.� She got up and dusted her pants off.

�Do you have a conscience?� He inquired, looking up at her.

�Of course.� She put a jacket on, �And that�s why you must go.�

�I helped you.� He was calm, cool, collected, �I saved you,� his emphasized, �I helped you get rid of Katie-�

�Actually,� Tesla interrupted him, �it was Randy.�

�Who you used to call a faggot and a homosexual.�

�That was before,� Tesla simply stated, �now we�re in power Eric, and you better watch out.�

�You forgot one thing,� Eric reminded her, �one important detail. Shannon.�

�What about her?�

�She knows everything,� Eric turned his head to the sea, �do you think she�ll trust you? Do you think she�ll be with you, after what you�ve done to me, Jeremy, Mike, Katie, Randy, the list goes on. You and Randy may be the power couple right now, but me and her will soon take over.�

�You keep telling yourself that,� she patted him on the back, �but pack your bags Eric, because you�re going home.

"It�s time,� Tesla beamed, �to let the lying and scheming begin. I will do whatever it takes to make sure Shannon doesn�t side with Eric.�

�Hi Shannon!� Tesla grinned, introducing herself, �I�m Tesla.�

�Hi Tesla,� Shannon returned the smile, �nice to meet you.� She had on her favorite pair of designer sunglasses, �It�s beautiful here. Everyone�s so nice.�

�Most everyone is.� Tesla commented, �At least we try to get along, you know? No point in drama.�

�Yeah,� Shannon agreed, �Do you all get along?�

�No,� Tesla faintly laughed, �Not after the events of last week.� Tesla had successfully peaked Shannon�s curiosity.

�What happened?� Shannon placed a towel down on the hot cement.

�Eric.� Tesla joined her, placing her towel next to Shannon�s, �He said some horrible things.� Tesla looked around, as if she was about to tell a huge secret, �He called Kymbah the n-word.� She whispered.

�Are you serious?� Shannon plopped herself on her elbows, �Why�d he do that?�

�Him and Kymbah haven�t gotten along. She always fights with him about over strategizing and stuff.� Tesla explained, �We want it to be peaceful here, you know? I just don�t think this place is good for him. I�ve known him since Day 1, and already on Day 5 he was having meltdowns with a former guest.�

�Katie?� Shannon asked.

�Yeah,� Tesla was taken aback, �How�d you know?�

�Eric.� Shannon laughed, �He told me that you and her never got along, and he said you used him.�

�I saved that kid,� Tesla said, �Katie dumped him on his ass so he came crying to us. He would have been gone the second week.� Tesla took a deep breath, �Shannon, I feel like you should be able to enjoy this experience her and I don�t think you want to have the stigma of working with Eric.�

�All right,� Shannon nodded her head, �Thanks Tesla.�

�Everybody wants me,� Shannon chuckled, �they all want me. It�s already Day 1 for me here, and I�m the most powerful woman in Paradise.� Shannon smiled, �We�ll have to see what happens.�

�I�ve got something to show you!� Ryan grinned, grabbing Lindsay by the hand. Confused, Lindsay aimlessly followed behind. He covered her eyes as they walked to the private beach of the hotel. When he let go, she saw a large blanket, a picnic basket and a guitar.

�It�s amazing.� She grinned, �You got omelets! I love omelets!� She jumped up and down in excitement, �it may be lunch, but it can never be too late to eat a good omelet.�

He grabbed Lindsay again by the hand, sitting her down on the blanket. He grabbed his guitar, sat down and placed it in his lap. He began to strum, �This is one of my favorite songs, it�s called Dice.�

Lindsay reeked of happiness.

�I was crying over you
I am smiling I think if you
Where your garden have no walls
Breathe in the air if you care, you compare, don't say farewell�� He sang.

�It was�amazing,� Lindsay smiled as she took a deep breath, �I still get butterflies when I think about it. He has a great voice. I loved it.�

�Nothing can compare
To when you roll the dice and you swear that your love's for me
Nothing can compare
To when you roll the dice and you swear that your love's for me�

�I really hope she enjoyed it,� Ryan smiled at the camera, �I loved playing it, I loved singing it, and most of all, I loved doing it for it. I hope it made her happy.�

�Breathe in the air if you care, you compare, don't say farewell
Nothing��

�You�re so gorgeous,� he kissed her.

�Gorgeous?� Lindsay grinned, �What man in America uses the word gorgeous?�

�I do.� He smiled.

�I loved it,� she was glowing, �thank you so much Ryan.�

�I really enjoyed it,� she nodded, �the fact that he had the effort to set this all up, practice a song to sing, all for me�I felt like a princess.�

�Hello Shannon,� Amanda greeted her, �I�ll need you to follow me out to the pool. The other guests are waiting.�

�Okay,� Shannon hopped off her bed, and followed Amanda to the pool. She smiled at all the guests.

�Now Shannon,� Amanda explained, �you may choose any man of Paradise to be your roommate for the time being.�

�Any man?� Shannon asked, grinning. Amanda nodded her head. �All right,� she looked at all of the men, and ultimately came to a decision. �Eric.� She stated.

�Good!� Kymbah clapped her hands, �I get my own room away from that racist pig.�

�Yes Kymbah,� Amanda spoke, �you will be residing in the single room for the week.�

�When Shannon picked Eric,� Veronica shook her head, �we knew we had a lot of work to do. The only guy she knows is Eric. The only way to eliminate Eric now is to eliminate Shannon.�

�That�s so cute Lindsay!� Courtney gushed, �He sang to you and everything?�

�Yup.� Lindsay nodded her head, �It was great.�

�You know what we should do,� Courtney suggested, �have a little fun. How does Paradise Idol sound to you?�

Lindsay grinned, �Awesome. We should gather everyone.� In five minutes, Lindsay had successfully convinced Tesla, Veronica, Otto, Kymbah and Shannon to play. She decided she would play Simon, Courtney would play Randy and that Ryan would be Paula.

�First up,� Lindsay announced, �the lovely Kymbah Williams.�

Kymbah grinned, she had on her favorite outfit. A simple bikini covered the top of her, while she wore a short mini skirt on the bottom. �I will be singing Shoop!� Kymbah threw her arms into the air.

�Shoop shoop da-doop,� she danced, �shoop shoop da-doop.� She walked over to Lindsay, �Um�you�re packed and you�re stacked especially in the back,� she winked, �brother wanna thank your mother for a butt like that? Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?� Kymbah grinned, �It looks like you an uzi.�

�You�re like a shotgun- bang!� She tore off her skirt, revealing a bikini bottom, �What�s up with that thang?� She threw her hair back, �Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? You make me wanna��

�Wow.� Ryan tried to make his voice high pitched, �Although you were sexual suggestive on stage, you did amazing. You�re my favorite!� He impersonated Paula.

�Yo dawg,� Courtney tried to keep a strait face as the others laugh, �that was a strait up G pre-for-mance! You have da talent to be tha next big ghetto star!� Kymbah laughed.

�Kymbah,� Lindsay spoke in a fake British accent, �contrary to what Randy says, this is not ghetto idol. This is high class idol. If I wanted to be sexually aroused, I would of went to a strip club.�

Kymbah yelled obscenities, but no one could make out what she was saying. �Next up,� Lindsay continued, �is the duo of Tesla and Veronica.�

�We�ll be singing Holler,� they announced, grinning. �This one goes to two very special people, Otto and Randy.� They winked. They began to sing in unison, �I wanna make you holler, imagine us together, don�t be afraid to play my game.�

�Boy don�t you hesitate,� Tesla walked over to Randy, �I won�t keep waiting for you,� she jumped into his lap, �to come and let me take you to my fantasy room,� she winked, �your gonna like it there, and all the things that I do, I�ll treat you right, all through the night.�

�We can do anything,� Veronica started, she suggestively smiled at Otto, �I�ll take you to all the places you wanna be,� she ripped off her shirt, showing her bikini, �I�ll be your fantasy, everything you want you�ll find in me,� Veronica smiled, �if you play my game.�

�I wanna make you holler,� they sang together, �and hear you scream my name, I�ll give you rules to follow, so you can play my game. Imagine us together,� Tesla glanced at Randy, �driving you insane.�

�Their song was a parallel to how they played the game,� Lindsay spoke, �playing games, driving people insane, fantasy rooms, it was like a bad sex story with Tesla and Veronica as the main stars.�

�Wow,� Ryan spoke, �although you girls were pitchy and the dancing was bad, you still did great! You�re my favorites!�

�Yo yo,� Courtney made her voice deeper, �Dat was some hot stuff rite there, sum hot stuff.�

�Tesla and Veronica,� Lindsay�s British accent was more dominating her voice, �I am very impressed you sang songs from a tacky band from my home country. Well done.� Lindsay took a breath, �For our final performance we have Otto.�

Otto grabbed a simple stool, and sat on it, �I�m gonna sing I touch myself,� he laughed, �this one goes out to Veronica.�

�I love myself,� he grinned at Veronica, �I want you to love me, when I�m feeling down, I want you above me,� he put his hands down his pants, �I search myself, I want you to find me. I forget myself, I want you to remind me.� �I don�t want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself-�

�Enough!� Lindsay shouted, stopping the song, �Before I throw up. I don�t think the judges even need to comment on that horrendous performance. We have all came to a decision,� she continued, �and Kymbah, you are the first annual Paradise Idol�s winner! Congratulations!�

�Yes! Yes! Yes!� Kymbah beamed, screaming, �Take that bitches! My black ass kicked all of your white asses!�

�It was a lot of fun,� Courtney smiled, �it helped take our minds away from the game, Eric especially, and allowed us just to hang out and have fun. There were no crazy fights, no yelling, no arguing. It was all in good humor.�

Eric and Shannon had decided not to play in the game, instead they were strategizing in their room. Shannon had a drink in her hand. �I bet we sent shockwaves throughout the hotel,� Shannon giggled, �I love it.�

�I know,� Eric smiled, �just be careful. They�ll try to manipulate and play you.�

�Oh I know,� Shannon nodded her head, �Their group is just going to self-destruct and all we have to do is sit back and enjoy the show.�

�Exactly-� Eric was suddenly interrupted by a tapping on the sliding glass door. It was Lindsay.

�Hi.� She shut the door behind her, and took a seat in a nearby chair. Her eyes roamed around the room before she spoke again, �Look, I don�t want to see Tesla, Veronica and their lap dogs win any more then you do.�

�Okay�� Eric motioned for her to continue.

�And alone you may be powerful, but we never know what twists to expect. So all I�m suggesting is a final four alliance. Me, you, Shannon and Ryan.� She paused, �We�ve been here for thirty-seven days, we�ll probably be here for another thirty-seven. So we need to protect each other�s backs and make sure that the two manipulative bitches don�t make it to the end.� Lindsay was still determined to avenge Katie leaving. It had been two weeks, and she was still angry. She just hid it better.

�What�s the best way to break them up?� Shannon questioned, �You two know them better then me.�

�It�ll be impossible to separate those two,� Lindsay told them, �It�ll be easier to make them man-less and without any partners. So Shannon, me and you will have to take away their partners. Randy and Otto.�

�Sounds good,� Shannon grinned, �I�m in. Eric?�

�I�m in.�

�Good,� Lindsay smiled, �we�ll take them down.�

�The deal Lindsay offered is very interesting,� Eric spoke with apprehension, �it�s hard to trust her, but I think she�s being honest.�

�I was totally honest,� Lindsay nodded, �I want to see Tesla and Veronica out. The easiest way to do that is to get Eric and Shannon on my side.�

�Hey everyone,� Tesla smiled. It was late, they were all tired, �I�m going to make this quick.� She spoke to Lindsay, Ryan, Veronica, Otto, Chase and Courtney. �Look we may not all get along, but we have to eliminate Eric and Shannon.�

�I agree,� Lindsay lied.

�How are we going to, though?� Veronica inquired.

�Simple.� Tesla smiled, �One of the men, will have to seduce Shannon, leaving Eric without a roommate for next week.�

�Who�s going this week?� Chase asked.

�It�ll probably be Kymbah,� Courtney commented, �we all have partners expect for her.�

Lindsay was sick. She didn�t want to lose another ally. First Katie and now Kymbah. �Sounds good.� She was determined to save Kymbah.

�I�m not going to let her go,� Lindsay shook her head, �one of those bitches will go before my girl Kymbah has to leave.�

�Welcome guests,� Amanda greeted the group in the hotel lobby, �to your next Pandora�s Box ceremony.� She clasped her hands together, �Shall we begin?� She asked, and the guests nodded. �Otto, will you please go to the box, and pull out a question?�

Otto slowly walked up to the podium, dug his hand deep into the box and pulled out a question. �Eric, have you told your new roommate Shannon about your racial comments last week?�

�I know everything-� Shannon began to speak.

�The question was directed towards Eric.� Amanda interrupted her.

�I have told her everything,� Eric nodded, �I told her about being provoked by the other guests, I told her that I did make mistakes, nobody�s perfect.�

�Especially you.� Kymbah rolled her eyes.

�Thank you Otto,� Amanda smiled, �Lindsay, will you please come up and take a question.�

Lindsay strolled over to the podium and quickly picked a question. �Shannon, where do your loyalties stand?�

�Wow�� Shannon faintly laughed, �They stand with myself, right now I�m loyal to one person, and one person only. Myself.�

�Tesla,� Amanda motioned, �will you please come up and grab a question.�

Tesla smiled as she walked over, she loved Pandora�s Box. It was one of her favorite days of the week. �This one is for Veronica,� she raised her eyebrows, �who is your number one ally?� Tesla grinned, laughing.

�That�s a hard question,� Veronica giggled, �there�s no point in trying to hide it. Everyone knows, Tesla has been my best friend here since Day 1. So obviously it�ll be her.�

�Aww.� Tesla smiled as she touched her chest, �Thanks V.� She ran over and hugged her. Lindsay had to excuse herself to go vomit.

�Chase, will you come up and please grab a question.�

Chase got up and idly walked to the podium. Stuffing his hand in the box, he pulled out the final question for the day. �Kymbah, do you believe you have a temper?�

�Hell yeah,� Kymbah nodded, as they other guests laughed, �people know not to mess with the Kymbah, and they know I�ll go crazy on their ass if they do.�

�Well that�s it,� Amanda smiled, �it seems like the next elimination ceremony will be an important one. I suggest you all get your loyalties and alliances strait.�

Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): Lindsay quickly tries to regain ground for Kymbah.

[Shot of Lindsay strategizing.]

Lindsay (VO): She can�t go. She can�t.

Announcer (VO): While Shannon and Veronica get into a bitter argument.

[Shannon and Veronica yelling appears.]

Veronica (VO): Fucking slut! You're breaking up every couple here!

Shannon (VO): Hun, don't be jealous just because I don't have big, ugly, red, puffy hair.

Announcer (VO): But is it real?

[Shot of Tesla and Veronica giggling appears.]

Announcer (VO): All next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.