



Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�
[Shot of the front of the hotel.]
Announcer (VO): With Kymbah and Katie both nominated to leave, a battle for survival began.
[Katie and Eric talking appears.]
Katie (VO): I truly like you Eric.
Eric (VO): Secretly, I truly like you too.
Katie (VO): Did I lie? Yes, but I�m not going to feel bad about it because it�s Eric.
Announcer (VO): And Kymbah�s dramatic outbursts made her a prime target to be voted out.
[Shot of Kymbah screaming.]
Kymbah (VO): I aint gonna change my personality for no one, including you Eric.
Eric (VO): It�s not about changing your personality, it�s about being a little kinder to people.
Announcer (VO): Both sides feared the worst�
[Courtney collapsing her face into her hands appears.]
Courtney (VO) I�m still preparing for the worst and hoping for the best.
[Shot of Tesla and Veronica strategizing.]
Tesla (VO): V�Is she gonna stay?
Veronica (VO): I don�t know�She could easily sway Randy or Eric.
Announcer (VO): And Eric continued to reassure Katie that he would vote for her to stay.
[Eric and Katie hugging appears.]
Eric (VO): I was being completely honest when I said I would vote for Kymbah to go.
Announcer (VO): But at the elimination ceremony, Tesla quickly changed his mind.
[Shot of Tesla shouting at Katie.]
Tesla (VO): If you think for one minute Katie is on your side, she isn�t!
Katie (VO): That isn�t true!
Tesla (VO): Shut up you stupid whore!
[Eric trembling appears.]
Eric (VO): I don�t know what to do�I don�t know what to do.
Amanda (VO): Eric, you must make your decision now.
Announcer (VO): And Eric sided with his alliance with Tesla and Veronica.
[Shot of Eric crying appears.]
Eric (VO): I vote for Katie to leave Paradise.
Announcer (VO): While Katie had sweet gestures for others�
[Katie French kissing Lindsay appears.]
Katie (VO): Now you can say you French kissed Katie Miller.
Announcer (VO): She had harsh words for Eric.
Katie (VO): You look like you feel like shit, and you should.
Announcer (VO): Tonight on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti, two new men check into Paradise, Chase and Otto.
[Courtney giggling appears.]
Courtney (VO): Stop it! You�re making me orgasm!
Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.
Otto Seitz and Chase Christianson were the newest guests in the Paradise. And both loved it. Almost every woman in Paradise flocked to them. Without having contact with new guests for over a week, every person in Paradise was excited to meet their new guests.
�Hey Otto!� Veronica grinned, �How are you? I�m Veronica.�
�Hey Veronica,� Otto extended his hand, �I�m doing good, how about you?�
�I�m doing good; it�s nice to see some new faces here.�
�Really?� He smiled, �I feel like the new kid at a school or something.� He laughed, �I�m a little nervous.�
�You shouldn�t be,� she stroked his arm, �a hot guy like you will have no problem fitting in here.�
�Thanks,� he chuckled.
�Ha-ha!� Veronica laughed, �I have found myself a new man. No more leftovers for Veronica. I�m taking the main course.�
�Everyone seems pretty cool here,� Chase spoke to Courtney by the pool.
�Don�t let that fool you.�
�What do you mean?�
�Tesla and Veronica,� she whispered, �they�re trouble makers. A few hours ago they manipulated a fifteen-year-old boy to vote out my best friend here.�
�That sucks, I�m sorry.�
�It�s not your problem,� she shook her head, �I�m just totally alone here,� she paused, �no allies, no friends, no roommates.�
�You seem really cool Courtney,� he smiled, �these people are dumb for not liking you.�
Lindsay was still fuming over last night�s elimination ceremony. She had gone strait to bed, not wanting to talk to anyone. As she woke up, she glanced at Ryan, her last hope to survive. But, Lindsay would not roll over and die. If there was one thing Lindsay had, it was determination.
�Hey Eric,� Lindsay gave him a sarcastic smile, �how are you doing?�
�Good. Look about last night��
�Before Katie left for the excursion,� Lindsay interrupted him, �she said that she was so glad she picked you because you guys were cool again.�
�Really?�
�Yes!� Lindsay sighed, �And now she�s gone.�
�I�m really sorry.�
�Too late for apologizes Eric,� Lindsay gave him a dirty look; �you made your own grave bitch, now go lie in it.�
�Eric�s a little pussy.� Lindsay spoke towards the camera, �He�s Tesla�s little bitch. Can we say booty call without the booty? I think we can.�
�We did it!� Tesla jumped up and down, �Katie is finally gone!�
�I know!� Veronica hugged Tesla, �We just get better and better at this game, and now I�m getting close to Otto.�
�Seriously? Go V!�
�I�m so excited Tesla,� Veronica giggled, �it�s like a little school girl crush.�
�In a creepy stalker way,� Tesla joked.
�Shut up!� She playfully punched her, �This is really good for the alliance too.�
�Eric�s such a dumbass,� Tesla giggled, �I can�t believe he fell for it.�
�Me neither,� Veronica grinned, �he is like a little puppet. He�s going to feel so dumb when he sees how we controlled him.�
�I should run for President,� Tesla sat down on the bed, �I�m good at persuading people. First Randy, now Eric.�
�How is Randy by the way?�
�He�s good,� Tesla nodded her head, �we�re actually�� she laughed, �being friendly.�
�Get out.� Veronica laughed, �You and Randy? Friendly?�
�Is that hard to believe?�
�Considering you questioned his sexuality,� Veronica chuckled, �it is.�
�That�s all hearsay,� Tesla gave a dismissive wave; �Tesla and Randy will now be the hottest couple in Paradise.�
�Tesla�s really falling for Randy,� Veronica sighed, �its a little weird. I think it�s like the little elementary school crushes where you kick the boy you like, instead of being nice to him.�
�Stop it!� Courtney giggled, �You�re making me orgasm.�
�What?� Chase laughed, �It�s true. You are the hottest girl here.�
�I don�t know if I should be flirting with a guy with Christ in his last name.�
�I�m sure Jesus will forgive you,� he winked.
�I hope so,� she softly smiled, �I�m so happy you came. After loosing Katie last night, you�ve been a great stress reliever.�
�Glad to hear it,� he paused, �aren�t you and Lindsay close? I haven�t been able to meet her yet��
�I think she�s hiding in her room with Ryan,� Courtney shook her head. �I would be too if I was her. Fucking Eric.�
�I really don�t like this Eric kid,� Chase chuckled, �all he did today was try to talk game with me,� he rolled his eyes, �he seems like a loser.�
�He is,� Courtney nodded, �he is. I just wish�� she paused, �I just wish there was some way to get him out.�
�Courtney!� Lindsay busted into her room, �I�ve got it!�
�Got what?�
�A plan to get out Eric!� Lindsay beamed, �Its perfect��
�Hi Lindsay, I�m Chase-�
�Hi.� Lindsay glanced in his direction, �Anyway, my plan is to do nothing. Let�s face it, Eric�s got no one. He will self-destruct on his own.�
�Explain.� Courtney motioned.
�If we look at it this way, Eric�s downfall is being in too big of an alliance. Right now it�s me, you, Randy,� Lindsay looked over at Chase, �and I�m guessing you want to be apart of this?�
�Um�� Chase stuttered, �Sure, I guess.�
�Good. Now in Group H-�
�Group H?�
�Group herpes,� Lindsay explained, as Courtney laughed. �They have Tesla, Randy, Veronica, Mike, and it seems they may have Otto. Now, Kymbah will either choose between Eric and Mike, Eric and Randy, and Eric and Otto.� Lindsay slyly smiled, �I think I know what Kymbah will do.�
�Of course,� Courtney grinned, �this is great. We just get to sit back and relax.�
�And watch Group H infect itself.�
�All I have to say,� Lindsay spoke towards the camera, �is that Tesla and Veronica better watch out, because I am out for blood. Cunts.�
�Hey Tesla,� Eric smiled, �how are you?�
�Hi Eric,� Tesla spoke to him coldly, but Eric was oblivious to the fact that she hated him. �I�m good.� She paused for a few seconds, �You?�
�I�m great,� his smile grew larger, �I�m so happy everything worked out last night as planned. It�s such a relief that Katie is gone.�
�Me too.� Tesla�s voice stayed monotone, as she looked away from him.
�So�What�s the next plan? Should we have a group meeting?�
�Nope.� Tesla sighed, �That won�t be necessary.�
�Oh, okay.� Eric continued, �I was just wondering because, you never know what�s going to happen, you know?�
�Eric, just calm the hell down for a second,� Tesla snapped, �all you do is talk game. You have no personality. Life is deep, yet you seem to be stuck in the shallow end.�
Eric just stared at her, speechless.
�For once,� Tesla continued, �talk about something else. Stop over thinking and over plotting, just chill.�
�I�ve gotta go,� Eric stood up, and walked away.
�It�s about time someone told Eric off,� Tesla giggled, �I was just the right person to do it.�
�Hello Chase and Otto.� Amanda greeted them in the singles room, �if you would both follow me, the guests are waiting.� She spoke, and then walked out the door. The two followed behind, and met the guests sitting around the pool area. The women sat in the standard high chairs, while the men anxiously waited on the side.
�As you all know, Katie left Paradise last night, and we did not do the usual couples ceremony. So tonight, you will be choosing your roommates until the next elimination ceremony.� Amanda informed the guests, �This week, the men are in jeopardy, and one of them will be checking out of Paradise. Chase,� Amanda motioned, �you�re first.�
Circling the women, it took Chase no time to make his decision. He firmly planted his feet behind Courtney�s chair, and smiled.
�Otto,� Amanda smiled, �go and make your choice.�
Although he had been quiet the past two days, Otto was confident in his decision as well. Spotting Veronica�s chair, he quickly walked over to it and placed his arms around her.
�Veronica is a hottie,� Otto laughed, �she turns me on like a light switch.�
�Mike, time to make your decision.�
Mike had been almost invisible the past two weeks. He didn�t concern himself with strategy or socializing. Every week it was the same decision for him. After leaving Lorie for Tesla a few weeks back, Mike could never see himself with anyone but Tesla as a partner in Paradise.
�Mike�s still alive?� Tesla joked, �Would have fooled me. Why the hell did he choose me?�
�Randy, it�s time.�
Randy sighed, although this was a fairly easy decision for him, he was nervous about the reaction he would get from other guests. He walked over, and placed his hands on Tesla�s chair.
�Surprise, surprise,� Courtney rolled her eyes, �it was only a matter of time before you went to the girl with herpes and the girl who looks like her head is on fire.�
�Fuck you!� Veronica shouted, �I�m not the one with mosquitoes bites for boobs!�
�Hunny,� Courtney smiled, �you already used that insult.�
�Just shut up,� Tesla interjected, �go back to the trailer park where you belong.�
�Eric,� Amanda continued, �it�s your turn.�
Eric looked around at his choices. He sighed; he knew it didn�t look good for him. He hung is head low and as he stood at Kymbah�s chair.
�Desperate times call for desperate measures,� Eric explained, �I had no other choice.�
�Boy, what the hell are you doing here? I don�t want you as my partner. You won�t let me get a damn wink of sleep. You�ll be up have the night trying to get me on your side,� Kymbah shook her head, �are you really that dumb?�
�I need a fucking ticket out of Paradise,� Eric muttered.
�Then leave!� Kymbah threw her hands up in the air, �Don�t try to play the sympathy card with me, because let me tell you, it aint gonna work. No one is forcing your sorry ass to stay.�
�Finally,� Amanda continued once again, �Ryan, please go and make your decision.�
For Ryan, this was an easy decision as well. He quickly walked over to Lindsay�s chair, and kissed her on the cheek.
�I want to be there for Lindsay,� Ryan beamed, �she�s awesome, hot, funny, sweet, kind, caring. She�s�perfect.�
�Tesla,� Amanda smiled, �you know the drill. You must decide between either Randy or Mike.�
�I�m going to go with Randy,� Tesla firmly stated, �I�m sorry Mike.�
�You don�t even have to tell me,� Kymbah spoke before Amanda could, �I�ll choose anyone between the piece of shit Eric. Mike will be my partner.�
�Okay then,� Amanda concluded the ceremony, �Eric you will be in the singles room for the remainder of the week.�
�Hey Lindsay,� Otto smiled, �nice to meet you, I�m Otto.�
�Hi Otto,� Lindsay smiled back, �how are you?�
�Good, just getting situated here. Trying to make my way.�
�I know what you mean; it was difficult when I first came here.�
�Do you have any advice?� Otto asked.
�Stay away from Tesla and Veronica, they�ll give you herpes,� she laughed. Lindsay could always crack herself up.
Otto slightly laughed, ��Thanks.�
�No problem buddy,� Lindsay patted him on the back and walked away.
�Do you have herpes?� Otto asked Tesla, who was relaxing by the pool.
�What?� Tesla asked back, confused. �Why would you ask something like that?�
�Because Lindsay told me you and Veronica had herpes.�
�Fucking bitch!� Tesla got up from her towel, �Why is she starting stuff?� She took her glasses off, and stormed over to Lindsay�s room. �Lindsay!� Tesla shouted, �Why the hell are you telling people I have herpes?�
�But don�t you?� Lindsay asked calmly, �You might want to check your vagina for bumps.�
�Why are you starting lies?� Tesla screamed.
�Same reason you did about Randy,� Lindsay smiled at her.
�Check and mate,� Lindsay beamed, �Sorry Tesla, I beat you at your own game and gave you your own taste of medicine.�
�Whatever,� Tesla walked off, �you�re going to regret this,� she shouted back, �just you watch.�
�Welcome guests of Paradise,� Amanda smiled, as she greeted them in the lobby of the hotel, �to the Pandora�s Box ceremony. For those of you who don�t know, every week anonymous questions are submitted by the guests, asking revealing questions to others. With that said, Courtney, please start us off.�
Courtney walked up to the podium, and dug her hand deep inside the box. Grabbing a question, she read it aloud, �This question is for Lindsay. Lindsay, why do you tell people that certain people have herpes?� Courtney laughed, �Way to be discrete Tesla and Veronica.�
�It�s fun!� Lindsay giggled, �I mean if these people are going to get with Tesla and Veronica because their easy, they should know the consequences first.�
�Okay,� Amanda continued, �Kymbah, please come up and read a question.�
Getting up from her seat, Kymbah went over to the podium. �Eric,� her voice boomed throughout the lobby, �why are you being such a party pooper? No one did this too you Eric, you did it to yourself.� Kymbah paused, �It was fun reading my own question!�
�Kymbah, for one week could you just be nice to me?� Eric inquired.
�Pff�� Kymbah laughed, �Eric you have disrespected me and my culture and I will not tolerate such things! Go back to wherever the fuck you came from!�
�Otto,� Amanda motioned, �please grab a question.�
�This is for Randy, what are your true motives for aligning with Tesla and Veronica?�
Randy laughed, �I figured this would come up tonight,� he paused, as he thought of an answer. �Katie betrayed me, she hurt me. I couldn�t go back to their little clique, and pretend like everything was okay, because it wasn�t. Tesla apologized; I never got one from Katie.� He explained, �I�m perfectly happy in the position I�m in.�
�Good answer.� Tesla beamed, as her and Veronica clapped.
�Well, that concludes tonight�s Pandora�s Box ceremony.� Amanda spoke, �It seems as if you all have a lot to think about, and before I leave tonight,� she paused, �let me remind you. Nothing in Paradise is ever certain.�
Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�
[Shot of the front of the hotel.]
Announcer (VO): Eric crosses the line with Kymbah, when he yells a racist remark.
[Kymbah angrily screaming at Eric appears.]
Eric (VO): Stupid nig.
Kymbah (VO): Oh fuck no! You did not just fucking say that to me, in this moment at this very second! This is the year two thousand and fucking four, people don�t do that shit Eric!
Announcer (VO): And Lindsay continues on her tirade against Tesla and Veronica.
[Shot of Lindsay slyly smiling.]
Lindsay (VO): I would like you to stay ten feet away, herpes is very contagious.
Announcer (VO): At the elimination ceremony, another unexpected twist hits the guests.
[Courtney looking shocked appears.]
Amanda (VO): We�ve got a little surprise in store for you�
Announcer (VO): And the next new girl checks into Paradise.
[Shot of Shannon walking into Paradise.]
Amanda (VO): Shannon! Welcome to Paradise!
Announcer (VO): All next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.