



Writer's Note: Confessionals are written in blue.
Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�
[Shot of the front of the hotel.]
Announcer (VO): Randy cemented his deal with Tesla and Veronica,
[Randy, Tesla, and Veronica lying by the pool appears.]
Tesla (VO): You�re still down for getting Katie out, right?
Veronica (VO): Of course!
Announcer (VO): But Tesla couldn�t say whether she was playing Randy, or he was playing her.
Tesla (VO): I wanna trust Randy, but do I? Nope.
Announcer (VO): Justin made advances towards Lindsay,
[Shot of Justin flirting with Lindsay.]
Justin (VO): I really like you Lindsay.
[Justin stroking Lindsay�s arm appears.]
Lindsay (VO): Get the fuck off me! You fucking hick!
Announcer (VO): and Lindsay and Katie teased themselves with a sexual proposition.
[Shot of Katie and Lindsay giggling.]
Katie (VO): You know what would be hot?
Lindsay (VO): What?
Katie (VO): If you, me, and Randy had a threesome.
[Lindsay talking to the camera appears.]
Lindsay (VO): If I wasn�t wearing my favorite skirt that day, I would have had an orgasm right there.
Announcer (VO): At the elimination ceremony, Lindsay was given all the power�
[Shot of Amanda addressing the guests.]
Amanda (VO): Nothing in Paradise is certain. Lindsay, you alone will eliminate three guests of your choosing.
Announcer (VO): And a tearful Ashley begged to be removed from the game.
[Ashley crying appears.]
Ashley (VO): I need to go home. I need to focus on me and my problem right now.
Announcer (VO): Lindsay sent both Justin and Scott packing.
Katie (VO): Kick the hick to the curb!
Announcer (VO): Tonight on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti, more of the twist is revealed�
[Shot of Amanda holding a sealed envelope.]
Amanda (VO): This week is full of surprises.
Announcer (VO): And battle lines are quickly drawn�All tonight on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.
Tesla Myers was a wreck. She sobbed uncontrollably in her room, with the lights turned off and the shades drawn. She wanted nothing to do with the game. She glanced at herself in the mirror, and wiped her tears. Veronica knocked on the door, and turned the light on.
�Hey.� Veronica sat next to her, �You okay?�
�No,� Tesla shook her head, as she cried, �I miss her so much Veronica, I miss her so much.�
�I do too,� Veronica rubbed her back, �but Ashley didn�t want this to happen. She didn�t want us to be upset. She�s getting help,� she reassured her, �everything will be okay.�
Eric knocked on the door, and Veronica motioned for him to come in. He was holding back tears; he had gotten extremely close to Ashley as well.
�I miss her so much, I miss her so much.� Tesla continued.
�Me too�� Eric sighed, sitting next to her.
�Can we do something for her?� Tesla wondered.
�Like what?� Eric asked.
�How about a candle light vigil,� Veronica suggested, �just for her.�
�Ashley leaving has been really tough,� Tesla wiped her eyes with a tissue, �I�ve just be a wreck today. I can�t stop crying. I feel so bad,� tears weld up in her eyes, �I want to be there for her, I want to help her.�
�It�s amazing that Tesla and Veronica actually have real human emotions,� Katie spoke towards the camera, �For twenty-six days, we haven�t seen any human like qualities from those two, and now they�re like real people.�
�You�ll never guess what Tesla told me,� Ryan laughed, as he sat next to Katie near the tennis courts.
�What she�d say?�
�She tried to convince me you were a lesbian,� Ryan laughed harder, �you of all people, a lesbian. What a trip.�
Katie laughed, �That is funny. Tesla and her rumors, they never cease to amaze me.�
�I played along like I believed it, but she has to be kidding herself. The most sexual girl here, a lesbian? She�s retarded.�
�I know,� Katie giggled, �I was talking to Lindsay while you were gone, and we�d think it would be hot if we had a threesome.�
Ryan�s eyes widened, �That would be awesome.�
�That�s what we both said,� Katie cracked up, �we have to do it sometime. Give the producers some masturbation material.�
�Hello guests of Paradise,� Amanda greeted the guests by the pool area, the sun was setting into the depths of the ocean, �now, because we didn�t have the couples ceremony last night, we are having it today.� The guests nodded, �Now, there are six women in Paradise, and only four men. So obviously, the women will be picking their partners. Men, please have a seat.�
All the men sat in the hair chairs, as the six women stood to the side. �We all know how this works,� Amanda smiled, �Courtney, please choose a man.�
With limited selection, it was difficult for Courtney to make a decision. Her safety partner had been eliminated, and now she had to choose a new partner. Sighing, she walked over to the safest best � Eric.
�Eric was the only guy I could have gone to. Randy hates Katie and me, Ryan would choosen Lindsay, and Mike would choose Tesla. I knew I had a small shot with Eric.�
�Katie,� Amanda motioned, �it�s time for you to make your decision.�
Katie sighed, she couldn�t believe what she was about to do. She placed her hands on Eric�s chair. She wanted to vomit.
�I cant even believe I went to Eric,� Katie shook her head in disgust, �I didn�t go to Ryan because I didn�t want Ryan to have to decide between Lindsay and myself, because I knew it would be a difficult decision for him to make.�
�Kymbah,� Amanda smiled, �you may go choose a man.�
Kymbah circled around all of the chairs, adding suspense. She too, had no one to go to. She certainly wasn�t going to Eric, so she went to her only option, Randy.
�Puh-lease, Paradise needs some new residents. I don�t want to have to be stuck with Randy again and then have to listen to him whine about how he aint gay.� Kymbah angrily spoke, �I wanna go back to Michigan, this game is too crazy even for me.�
�Lindsay,� Amanda patted her on the back, �it�s your turn.�
Lindsay made no time in her decision, as she wrapped her arms around Ryan�s neck. She softly kissed him on the cheek, and ran her fingers through his curly hair.
�I went to Ryan, because�� Lindsay giggled, �Katie and I will have fun with him,� she winked to the camera.
�Tesla,� Amanda spoke, �your turn to get a man.�
Tesla walked behind all the chairs, and was torn between two men. The safe route or the unsure route? Ultimately Tesla ended up going the safe route, and placed her hands on Mike�s chair.
�I was very tempted to go to Ryan,� Tesla smiled, �but I figured he might go with that white trash bag Lindsay, so I went with Mike to keep him happy.�
�Finally,� Amanda smiled, �Veronica, you can make your decision.�
Veronica took no time in her decision, and marched over to Randy�s chair. A few shocked glances came from the guests, but Randy just smiled.
�Eric and Randy, you two are the ladies men of Paradise,� Amanda joked. Courtney and Katie rolled their eyes at the irony of the situation, �Now Randy,� Amanda walked over to him, �I�ll start with you. You must choose either Kymbah or Veronica to be your partner.�
�I�ll go with Veronica.� He stated boldly.
�Motherfucker,� Kymbah muttered under her breath as she walked over to Eric�s chair. Veronica squealed with delight, she actually had found a partner that wasn�t boring. Even Randy looked good after her relationship with Brian.
�Eric, Eric, Eric,� Amanda laughed, �You have three women behind your chair.�
�None of which really want to be his partner,� Katie pointed out.
�You said it sista, I�d rather fuck my dog then be with this boy,� Kymbah moaned.
�Well Eric, you must choose one of these three ladies to be your partner.� Amanda informed him.
�Since Katie and Kymbah both hate me,� Eric looked up at both of them, �I�ll go with Courtney.�
�I hate you too,� Courtney smiled, reminding him.
�Katie and Kymbah,� Amanda spoke directly towards them, �you both will be in the single�s room, and you are both apart of this weeks twist.�
�Puh-lease,� Kymbah rolled her eyes, �Kymbah aint scared of no twist.�
�You won�t be saying that when you�re eliminated,� Eric spoke.
�Shut the fuck up Eric! Who asked your ass anyway?� Kymbah yelled back at him.
�As I said,� Amanda continued, �you two are apart of this weeks twist. One of you will definitely be leaving Paradise this week. How you will leave,� Amanda paused, �will be revealed later.� She walked off, leaving the guests clueless.
�Either Katie or me will be leavin� this week,� Kymbah explained, �but neither of us knows how. But thank God I aint rooming with Eric, I�d rather leave then be forced to be with him.�
The sun had already set, and the only light coming from the sky was the twinkling of the stars. �We�re holding a candle light vigil for Ashley,� Veronica announced at dinner, �so when everyone�s done, I�d appreciate it if you joined us.�
Once dinner had concluded, Veronica handed everyone a lighted candle, as they walked from the eating area to the poolside.
�Amazing grace,� she sung, �how sweet the sound.
That saved a wrench like me!
I once was lost, but now am found;
Was blind, but now I see.
�Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears relieved;
How precious did that grace appear
The hour I first believed.
Through many dangers, toils and snares,
I have already come;
�Tis grace hath brought me safe thus far,
And grace will lead me home.
'
The Lord has promised good to me,
His Word my hope secures;
He will my Shield and Portion be,
As long as life endures.�
She put the candle down, and everyone else followed. Backing away, she whispered, �To you Ashley.� They all watched as the wind blew the flame away, and as the last candles flickered in the night.
�The ceremony last night was very interesting,� Eric laughed, �All three girls that hate me, came to me as a last resort. It made me feel good that I had power, some power, to control their fates. It was almost like a, �ha ha you can�t do anything to me�.�
�Hey,� Eric sat next to Tesla who was laying out in the sun.
�Hey Eric,� she grinned, �how are you?�
�Good,� he laid down, �last night was interesting.�
�I know, it was,� she nodded her head, �you were Mr. Pimp,� she laughed.
�If only those three didn�t hate me,� he laughed along.
�Aw, it�s their loss,� she patted his back, �they�ll be gone soon anyways.�
�That�s what I keep reminding myself,� he took a dip in the pool, �we�ll all last longer then them.�
�Exactly,� Tesla reassured him. �We�re so much better then them, it�s not even funny.�
�I�m very excited that Katie could leave,� Tesla beamed, �I don�t know what�s in store for us, but hopefully it�s something I can control, so her ass is gone.�
�Lindsay!� Katie exclaimed, �So glad to see you.�
�Me too,� Lindsay hugged her, �it sucks that you could leave.� Lindsay sighed, �Fucking Eric.�
�I know, but he�s a dumbass anyway,� Katie laughed, �let�s not talk about it.�
�What do you want to talk about then?�
�Us.� She giddily spoke, �Let�s talk about us.� Katie took a deep breath, �I haven�t told anyone here this�But I�m a bisexual.�
�Get out!� Lindsay grinned, �I�m a bisexual too.�
�Yeah,� Katie laughed, �I could tell.�
�Really?� Lindsay blushed, �How?�
�You can off a I like girls and guys oo la la vibe.�
�That�s me,� Lindsay giggled, �it�s so awesome we�re both bisexual. I bet when the audience sees this, they�ll be expecting us to hook up.�
�I know,� Katie smiled, �They�ll be like, �Make out you hot girls! Make out!��
�We are definitely two hot girls,� Lindsay complemented herself and Katie.
�Let�s give the viewers something to talk about,� Katie grabbed Lindsay by the hand and pulled her into the bathroom. Turning on the shower, Katie stripped down naked. �C�mon,� she nudged Lindsay, �get in.�
�Um�� Lindsay nervously spoke, �I don�t know.�
�Just because you like pussy doesn�t mean you have to be one.� Katie joked, �Strip down, now!� She demanded as she laughed.
�All right,� Lindsay smiled, and took her clothes off. She got into the shower, and eyed Katie from top to bottom.
�Hey Ryan!� Katie waved, �Lindsay and I are in the shower together!�
�Are you serious?� Ryan rushed into the bathroom, and saw the two girls in the shower. Katie was shampooing Lindsay�s hair. �You have no idea how hot that is.�
�Well get in,� Katie winked, �make it even hotter.�
�Sounds good to me,� Ryan quickly got his clothes off, and got into the cramped shower.
�Aww look,� Lindsay smiled, �Mr. Ryan�s pee-pee shrank in the water.� She teased him.
�Yeah well�� Ryan shrugged, �That�s what penises do, they shrink.�
Courtney walked into the room, looking for Katie. �Court!� Katie shouted, �We�re in the shower!�
�Who�s we?� Courtney asked as she walked to the bathroom, and then laughed hysterically at what she saw. �Hard core porn going on in Paradise.�
�You bet!� Katie gave a thumbs up, �Make it even harder, get in with us.�
�You guys look pretty cramped,� she snickered, �I would hate to suffocate you.�
�Ryan�s penis is shrunk!� Lindsay said loudly, �There�s plenty of room.�
Courtney giggled, �I can�t believe I�m doing this.�
�The shower incident was the most fun I�ve had since I�ve got here,� Katie beamed, �It was so much fun, I�ve never laughed so hard in my life.�
�It was crazy,� Courtney spoke, hysterically laughing, �it was so much fun though. I still can�t believe we all did that.�
�I got to see Katie and Courtney naked,� Lindsay bragged, �Ooo�It was good,� she giggled, �it was so good.�
Tesla, Veronica, Mike, Eric and Randy all gathered in Tesla�s room to discuss strategy. �It�s five versus five right now,� Tesla explained, �but with Katie and Kymbah both up to go, we�ll have a good five to four lead.�
�But we could be easily outnumbered,� Eric reminded them, �Amanda said there would be eleven guests in Paradise, so we�re obviously getting two new people. It could turn out to be five against six.�
�I forgot about that,� Randy spoke, �but I don�t think it matters. If Katie goes, their alliance will crumble, she�s the backbone of it all.�
Veronica nodded, �That�s true. If we get Katie out, its practically taking them all out.�
�Lindsay scares me though,� Tesla winced, �she could be Katie version two. She�s here to fight.�
�She�s not as influential as Katie though,� Mike said, �I don�t think she can influence that many people.�
�She might be able to,� Tesla shrugged, �you never know. Like Eric said, she could easily get a gang of six, and we have an extra guy, so one of you three would leave.�
�That sucks,� Eric shook his head, �we need to fight for one of the new people.�
�Tesla has good experience at doing that,� Randy joked.
�I�m really nervous about this week,� Tesla spoke, �no one knows what�s going to happen, who�s going to go, how they�re going to go, it�s all up in the air. We�re walking in the dark, waiting for the next reveal to the twist.�
�Welcome guests,� Amanda greeted them from the hotel lobby, �to the Pandora�s Box ceremony. This has been an exciting two days, hasn�t it?�
�Yup.� Mike nodded his head.
�Well I�m going to make it a little more exciting,� she pulled out an envelope, �inside this envelope is another part of the twist. This week is full of surprises.� She paused, �Any volunteers to read it?�
�I will!� Lindsay jumped up, and snatched the envelope. Opening it, she read it�s contents aloud, �Guests of Paradise, your two fellow guests, Kymbah Williams and Katie Miller have both been told that one of them will go. But none of you know how.� She paused, �The four men of Paradise hold all the power, and they will vote for either Kymbah or Katie to check out of Paradise.� Lindsay finished reading the letter, and handed it back to Amanda.
�Wow.� Lindsay said as she sat back down.
�Since that�s out of the way, let�s begin Pandora�s Box. Mike, would you please come up and read a question.�
Mike got up, and stuffed his hand deep inside the box, �Lindsay,� he read aloud, �why did you eliminate Scott and Justin?�
�Simple.� She spoke, �Justin was a loser hick who tried to flirt with me, and Scott looked like he needed Rogaine, since at seventeen it looked like he was already loosing his hair. I did the kid a favor.�
�Kymbah,� Amanda motioned, �please grab a question.�
Kymbah sighed and walked up, and grabbed a question from the podium, �This question is for the southern girl, Tesla. Tesla, is Eric�s dick permanently stuck up your vagina? Just wondering.�
�Yes,� Tesla joked, �yes it is.�
�Veronica,� Amanda spoke, �please get a question.�
Veronica got up, and placed her hand inside the box, grabbing a question, she unfolded it and scanned it before she read it to the rest of the group. �Ryan, who do you like more? Katie or Lindsay?�
�Whoa...� Ryan sighed, �That�s a pretty loaded question.� He paused, �I like them both the same, I can�t choose between the two.�
�I believe the question asked which one you liked better,� Veronica reminded him.
�Um�� He stuttered, �Since I have to choose, and I hope none of you take this personally, but I�m going to say Lindsay.�
�Ha!� Randy laughed, �Now Katie sees how it feels to hear that someone likes someone else better then you. Karma bitch! Karma!�
�Not a problem,� Katie patted his knee, �I won�t go all psycho crazy on you like some other people,� she winked at Randy.�
�That concludes tonight�s Pandora�s Box ceremony,� Amanda clasped her hands together, �I�ll see you all at the next elimination ceremony.�
Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�
[Shot of the front of the hotel.]
Announcer (VO): With the men in power, Katie works to stay.
[Katie hugging Eric appears.]
Katie (VO): I�m really sorry for going off on you, I truly like you as a person.
Eric (VO): Secretly, I�ve truly liked you too.
Announcer (VO): But she has different motives�
[Shot of Katie laughing.]
Katie (VO): I didn�t loose any sleep over lying to Eric.
Announcer (VO): With Katie facing possible removal from the hotel, her and Lindsay savor their last moments together.
[Katie and Lindsay skinny dipping appears.]
Lindsay (VO): It�s only been ten days, but I feel like I�ve known you for a lifetime.
Katie (VO): I feel the exact same way.
Announcer (VO): The elimination ceremony puts everyone on edge,
[Shot of the four men of Paradise standing in a line.]
Amanda (VO): The moment you�ve all be waiting for�
Announcer (VO): And puts the power all on one person.
[Tesla with a shocked face appears.]
Veronica (VO): Holy shit.
Announcer (VO): All next time on, Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.