Episode 10 � Turning Lesbians Off

Announcer (VO): Previously on Paradise Hotel�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): New girl Lindsay checked into Paradise,

Lindsay (VO): 1�2�3 It�s all about me.

Announcer (VO): And was immediately attracted to Ryan.

[Lindsay touching Ryan�s stomach appears.]

Ryan (VO): So you think I�m cute?

Lindsay (VO): Eh�you�re alright.

Ryan (VO): You�re not too bad yourself.

Announcer (VO): Randy, in an effort to get Katie out, went to Tesla and Veronica for help.

[Shot of Randy strategizing with Tesla and Veronica appears.]

Randy (VO): We need to get Katie out now.

Tesla (VO): It can be done.

Announcer (VO): But Tesla and Veronica saw it differently.

[Tesla laughing appears.]

Veronica (VO): He�s full of shit.

Tesla (VO): Yeah, I�ll take Katie out for him, but he�ll go out right after her.

Announcer (VO): Kymbah and Eric got into yet another heated argument,

[Shot of Kymbah yelling appears.]

Kymbah (VO): Don�t do this to me Eric! You�re giving me a fucking headache.

Announcer (VO): Which left one getting naked�

Kymbah (VO): Suck my clit in menstrual cycle!

Eric (VO): What?

[Kymbah bending over appears.]

Kymbah (VO): You see this white boy, is a clit.

Announcer (VO): And The Pandora�s Box ceremony made tensions rise in the hotel.

[Shot of Tesla and Katie arguing.]

Katie (VO): I�m not the one who kisses guys and tries to get them out the next day.

Tesla (VO): I�m not the one who says it�s a, �party in my panties� to a 15-year-old boy.

Announcer (VO): Tonight on Paradise Hotel, the guests prepare for the next elimination ceremony,

[Mike and Tesla talking appears.]

Tesla (VO): This is our chance, Katie�s got to go.

Announcer (VO): But will a new twist hinder their plans?

Amanda (VO): Nothing in Paradise is ever certain�

Announcer (VO): All tonight, on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

Day 23 in Paradise

Randy Camacho sighed near the pool. He had no idea what to think, or how to think. He was completely alone, in what was supposed to be Paradise. People, who he once hated and harassed him, were now his allies. His allies were now his enemies. He had no idea what to do.

�Hey,� Tesla smiled, sitting next to him as he stared out into the ocean.

�Hey,� he glanced over at her.

�What�s up?�

�This game is crazy,� he laughed, �you and me, of all people, working together.�

�Its how I always wanted it to be,� she placed her arm around him, �I always wanted to work with you.� She paused, �I was always attracted to you.� She paused again, �I still am.�

�Either you�re a really good talker,� he looked away, �or I just want to believe in you.�

�You should believe in me,� she rubbed his arm, �but if we want this to work,� she stared to whisper, �we still have to pretend like there�s problems between us.�

�I know,� he nodded his head, �we might even have to stage a fight at one point.�

�Ooo�� Tesla grinned, �That would be fun.�

�Yeah�Are you and Veronica still up for getting Katie out?�

�I am,� Tesla nodded her head, �let me go get Veronica.� She got up, and rushed to Veronica�s room. A few minutes later, she arrived back with her redhead friend.

�You�re still up for getting Katie out, right?�

�Of course!� Veronica beamed, �Time to send the bitch back where she belongs, and then we can send that whore Courtney back with her.�

�Awesome.� Randy smiled, relieved. �I�ll see you guys later.� He got up, and left the two allies.

�The conversation I had today with Randy�� Tesla sighed, �I don�t want to call it manipulation, but then again, it wasn�t like it was a �real� conversation.� She shook her head, �I wanna trust Randy, but do I?" She paused, "Nope.�

�Do you think he�s still down with it?� Veronica asked.

�Yeah,� Tesla placed her feet into the pool.

�Why are you so sure?� She moved over next to her, �You really want to believe in him, don�t you?�

�Kinda,� Tesla blushed, �I mean after three weeks of hating him, for some reason I wanna give him a second chance.�

�I don�t want to be the one who ruins the party,� Veronica laughed, �but I hate to remind you of the kissing incident. Why are you so eager to trust him? Everything we�re telling him, he could be going right back to Katie and telling her.�

�It�s not like she knows we don�t want her out,� Tesla laughed, �It�s no secret.�

�True��

�And sometimes you just gotta trust people,� Tesla smiled, �if me trusting Randy gets me kicked out, then bravo to him for pulling the wool over my eyes. But if this works,� she slyly smiled, �it�ll be the greatest elimination in history.�

�Hello Tesla,� Amanda greeted her in the single�s room, �I think you know why I�m here.�

�Of course,� Tesla nodded, this was nothing knew to her. �I know who I want to take on the excursion.�

�Great,� Amanda smiled, �A limousine will pick you and the two guests of your choice in an hour.�

Tesla walked out of her room, and went to Ryan�s room. She knew for her plan to work, Ryan would have to be involved. �Hey Ryan,� she hugged him as she walked through the door. Lindsay was taking a shower.

�Hey Tesla.�

�I get to go on an excursion, and I�d love for you to come.�

�Great,� he grinned, �I�ll definitely come.�

�Good, because you didn�t have a choice anyway.� She laughed, and left his room. She continued walking, and knocked on Mike�s door. Veronica opened it, and greeted her. �Sorry Veronica, I�m gonna have to steal your man.�

�Not a problem,� Veronica ushered her in, where Mike was resting on the bed.

�Wake up sleepy head!� Tesla hit him on the forehead, �Time for your ass to go on an excursion.�

Day 24 in Paradise

�Hey there,� Justin grinned from ear to ear as he spotted Lindsay relaxing under an umbrella.

��Hi.� Lindsay spoke with apprehension.

�What�s up?�

�Oh nothing�� Lindsay tilted her head away from him as she found something on the ground to play with. �You?�

�Same.� He felt the awkward silence, �I�m sorry Ryan left, you must be lonely.� He inched closer.

�No, there�s plenty of people here.� She scooted away. �You might not want to come too close, I have a bad cold,� she faked a cough.

�It�s okay,� he scooted even closer, �I don�t mind. I really like you Lindsay.� He stroked her arm.

�Get the fuck off me you fucking hick!� She swatted his hand away. �I don�t like you and I never will like your fucking ass.�

Tears welded up in Justin�s eyes. The only thing he could manage to say was, �Bitch.�

�Damn strait I�m a bitch, especially when some hick tries to make a move on me.� Lindsay got up from under the umbrella, and stormed off.

�What the fuck?� Lindsay laughed, �He didn�t have a chance in hell. He�s a bush-lover, he�s from Texas, and he looks like he came out of a cow�s ass.�

�Lindsay�s a bitch.� Justin angrily spoke, �B-I-T-C-H.� He spelt the word out.

�Your roommate tried to rape me or something�� Lindsay walked over to Katie, who was eating lunch.

�That�s Justin for you,� she laughed, �I didn�t get him by choice.�

�I called him a fucking hick and told him to get off me.� Lindsay pulled a chair out and put it next to Katie.

�Yeah, he got mad at me because I didn�t want to room with him, and I didn�t call him the hottest guy here.�

�Who�d you call the hottest?� Lindsay asked, eyeing Katie�s food.

�Ryan.�

�Ooo�� Lindsay giggled; Ryan definitely turned the lesbian off in her. �Ryan is a hottie.�

�Yeah baby,� Katie gave her a high-five. �You know what would be hot?� Katie asked, �If you, me, and Ryan had a threesome.�

Lindsay could barely keep her excitement in. The two people she thought were the hottest, and all three of them having sex at the same time. �I wanted to scream, �Fuck yes! Fuck yes!� And if I wasn�t wearing my favorite skirt that day, I would have had an orgasm right there.� Lindsay confessed.

�That would be hot,� Lindsay giggled. She could always reveal her secret to Katie after the game. She did enjoy the occasional threesome.

�Hey gorgeous,� Tesla sat next to Ryan on the beach, holding a drink her hand.

�Hey,� Ryan smiled, his feet dug deeply into the sand.

�I really like you Ryan, and I don�t want you to get hurt,� Tesla started yet another rumor, it was all part of her plan, �but Katie isn�t the person you think she is.�

�Hmm?�

�Katie�� Tesla paused, �Katie�s a lesbian.�

�How do you know?� Ryan questioned.

�Day three, she brought me, Veronica, and herself into my room. She shut the door and told us that she thought we were the hottest girls and that she wanted to lick our�� Tesla whispered, �pussies.�

�Uh-huh�� Ryan stared out into the ocean.

�I�m going to go to you at the elimination ceremony,� She kissed Ryan, �and I hope you pick me.� Tesla walked off, confident her plan had worked. She had always been able to convince people of someone�s sexuality.

Except this time, Ryan didn�t believe a word she said.

�Tesla must be kidding herself if she thinks I believe for a second, Katie is a lesbian. At least with Randy he had some qualities that made him look gay, but with Katie, she is as far as a lesbian as you can get.�

�Kymbah,� Lindsay smiled, �my girl. What�s up?�

�Nothing much,� Kymbah spoke, �how about you?�

�Same, same,� Lindsay sighed, �what are we going to do at elimination?�

�How the fuck am I supposed to know?� Kymbah laughed, �You�re the smart one here. I just know how to cuss people�s asses out.�

Lindsay chuckled, �Well, I�m a little worried that Ryan is with Tesla.�

�The southern girl?� Kymbah asked, Lindsay nodded her head, �Oh Ryan doesn�t like trashy girls�But if he doesn�t like trashy girls, why is he with you?� Kymbah joked.

�Because I�m a slut, not trashy,� Lindsay winked, �there�s a difference, there�s a difference.�

Day 25 in Paradise

�Hey Veronica,� Ashley smiled.

�Hey Ashley!� Veronica exclaimed, �I haven�t seen you around for awhile.�

�About that�� Ashley sighed, �I need to talk to you.� Ashley sat on the edge of the bed.

�Sure�� Veronica sat next to her.

�I have a problem,� Ashley sighed, �and it�s bigger then this game, then any of this going on, it�s basically a life or death situation.�

�What�s wrong?�

�I�m�� Ashley stuttered, �I�m bulimic��

�Oh my God.� Veronica placed her hand over her mouth, and then hugged Ashley. �You need to do what�s best for you.�

�Yeah,� Ashley wiped away a tear, �Tonight, I�m going to leave, and I�m sorry if it ruins any plans you may have had��

�Don�t be sorry,� Veronica interrupted her, �you have nothing to be sorry about. This game means nothing. Life is irreplaceable, and no matter what, I�ll always love you.�

�Thank you,� Ashley hugged her, �I�m going to move out to L.A., where my parents live and I�m going to get treatment and therapy, and I�ll write to you and Tesla and tell you what�s going on.�

�Please do,� Veronica started to cry, �I love you Ashley.�

�I love you too Veronica.�

�Welcome guests to your fifth elimination ceremony,� Amanda greeted them, �and before we begin, I�d like you to welcome back Tesla, Ryan, and Mike from their excursion.�

All the guests clapped, as the three entered. The two men sat down in the high chairs, while Tesla joined the girls on the side.

�Now, I�m sure you thought this was going to be a basic elimination ceremony,� Amanda began to speak, �but nothing in Paradise is certain. Lindsay, will you please stand next to me.� Amanda asked, and Lindsay obliged. �Now Lindsay, tonight you hold all the power.�

Lindsay laughed, �Are you serious?�

�Yes I am,� Amanda nodded her head, �You alone will eliminate three guests of your choice. Either two men and a woman, or two women and a man.�

�Wow,� Lindsay smiled, flabbergasted.

�Before you make your decision, I�d like to say something,� Ashley stood out from the group. �I need to go home,� Ashley began to cry, �I need to focus on me right now, and my problem. I�ve only told one of you this, but I�m bulimic, and I need to seek help for it right now.� Ashley wiped the tears that streamed down her cheek, �So I�d appreciate it if you eliminated me tonight.�

�All right,� Lindsay walked over and hugged her, �I hope everything will be okay.�

�Thank you.� Ashley walked over to Tesla and Veronica, who were both crying.

�I love you Ashley,� Tesla squeezed her tight.

�I love you too, and I hope this doesn�t ruin the game for you��

�I could care less about the game,� Tesla whispered into her ear, �all I care about is you. And you need to only care about yourself right now.�

Veronica joined in the group hug, �You�re going to be great Ashley,� Veronica ran her finger�s through Ashley�s hair, �Stop crying,� she wiped away one of Ashley�s tears, �everything will be okay.�

�I know,� Ashley nodded her head, as all three hugged each other. She individually hugged each of the remaining guests, and started to walk towards the front door.

�Ashley wait,� Tesla ran after her, giving her a final hug, �you�re a really special person; I want you to know that.�

�Thank you,� the two men at the door opened the door as she waved and walked out. Tesla and Veronica hugged each other, both enveloped in tears.

�She�s such an amazing person,� Tesla cried, �I love her with all my heart, and I only wish her the best. I�m certain I�ll be in contact with her for many years to come. I love her so much.�

�Wow�� Amanda spoke, �I�m certain all our prayers are with Ashley right now, but Lindsay you still have to eliminate two men.�

Lindsay sighed, �The first guy I�m going to have to eliminate is Justin.�

Justin wasn�t surprised. He nodded his head, not saying goodbye to anyone and grabbed his bags. A simple goodbye was all he mustered, and he was on his way.

�Good fucking riddance,� Katie grinned, �Kick the hick to the curb.�

�Finally,� Lindsay continued, �I�m also going to have to eliminate Scott.�

Scott didn�t care. He simply got his bag, and left in the same fashion Justin did.

�There�s one final twist,� Amanda continued, �there will be no new guest checking into Paradise this week. You will eliminate one of your own, and from that point on, we will only have eleven people in Paradise.�

Shocked faces came from many of the hotel guests, but many didn�t care, as the night had been emotional enough.

�It has been an emotional night for all; I suggest you all get some sleep and rest.�

Announcer (VO): Next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti�

[Shot of the front of the hotel.]

Announcer (VO): The guests mourn over Ashley�s exit,

[Tesla crying hysterically appears.]

Tesla (VO): I miss her so much, I miss her so much.

Eric (VO): Me too�

[Shot of Veronica holding a candle.]

Veronica (VO): We�re doing a candle light vigil for Ashley.

Announcer (VO): and Lindsay reveals her secret�

[Lindsay hugging someone appears.]

Lindsay (VO): I�m bisexual.

Announcer (VO): But to whom?

[Shot of Kymbah with a surprised expression.]

Unknown Voice: I would have never guessed!

Announcer (VO): More of the twist is revealed,

[Amanda holding an envelope appears.]

Amanda (VO): This week is full of surprises.

Announcer (VO): and it leaves some guests paranoid.

Kymbah (VO): Puh-lease, Kymbah aint scared of no twist.

Eric (VO): You won�t be saying that when you�re eliminated.

Kymbah (VO): Shut the fuck up Eric! Who asked your ass anyway?

Announcer (VO): All next time on Paradise Hotel: Tahiti.

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