| FAT MOMMA PAT |
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| THE HOTEST GUY I KNOW! |
| PATRICK WAS BORN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. AT THE AGE OF THREE HE BECAME A DRUM MASTER (EVENTUALY TECHING ME) AT THE AGE OF FOUR HE MOVED FROM THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO MINNESOTA.WHEN HE WAS 10 HE GOT HIS SEX CHANGED, AND FINALY WHEN HE WAS 15 HE BECAME A GUITAR MASTER. LET ME TELL YOU LADIES SOMETHING, THIS MAN/WOMEN BUILT OF 293 POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL IS THE SEXIEST THING WALKING THIS PLANET. HE LIKES WOMEN, BUT IS PARTICULARLY FOND OF BEARDED MEN. LADIES/BEARDED MEN I AM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THE THIS MAN IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILIBLE. PATRICK BRINGS A GREAT DEAL OF TECHNIQUE TO THE BAND. OFTEN GIVING POINTERS. PATRICK IS A DIE HARD SKATEBOARDER(AS ARE THE REST OF US). PATRICK PLAYS GUITAR FOR COUNTLESS HOURS AND SOME DAY WILL PROFIT. QUOTE: "DON'T BE HASTY ON MY BOOTY" I LOVE PATRICK AND HE WILL SERVE AS MY BEST FREIND FOR THE NEXT 26.75 YEARS WOW |
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