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Hello, this is Buddy again (what do you expect, it's MY website) and this time I want to introduce you to my friend, Baby. Baby (Babe for short) is a German shepard-mastiff mix and is somewhere around twelve years old. He lives with his humans Paul, Cynthia. (Adam and Libby-- their kids, my little human's cousins-- have since matured and moved out.) Babe is very friendly and has the habit of shaking paws with people at extreme moments of joy. He loves to have conversations with his neighbor dog every morning before finding a nice sunspot to go lie down and take a nap in. My kind of guy! Being pretty happy-go-lucky, he likes everything except, the most horrible, excruciating, frightful, hair-raising, terrifying, and scarrifying form of torture ever bestowed upon a dog... A BATH!!! It's awful. It makes me start to tremble. It removes my manly odor, which CAN'T be healthy. It causes seizures, and... what's that, Chloe? I'm supposed to be talking about Baby? Oh, yes, well, ok. Before I have a seizure, I'll just throw a salute Baby's way. Where was I... horrendous, terrible, dangerous, freakish...
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