Well I kept fantasizing your eyes were wide open

And it made me long for little last night

Yes it was frantic, it was young, it was sweet

But a sweet worth every bite

Now I’m not normally one to be greedy

But I had to be greedy with you

5 days, 6 days, the whole of the month

wouldn’t satisfy my only sweet tooth

Well it can take many years to forge a friendship

It can take a lifetime to get close

But we took all the shortcuts,

Used our hearts as a map

And we still got closer than most

So excuse my staring but it’s just your looks

Are a standard well above myself

Your face might mean zip to you

But to me it’s something else

All I can do is thank you

And I wish that every dream you have will come true

5 years, 6 years, the whole of your life

I’ll be wishing for the riches for you

You dashed pretty’s only chance of a compliment

And give the plain the blues

Turned supermodel into last years pull

And got her down shining your shoes

And I don’t mean to be hod carrier

Of the ordinary folks of bad news

But tell Miss World to fly to Mars

If she really doesn’t like to lose