| 11:00 AM - Cafeteria James grabs the microphone and makes an announcement. James: Okay, everyone. I know some of you are new to the school, but even better; then you're more objective. We're going to give out some awards to people who deserve them, so we need you to vote� Steven (from his lunch table): Boo! Your votes suck, it's just a pointless popularity contest. James: You know, not all the votes are people, and it's supposed to be objective. Steven: <I>Supposed</I> to. And you think it will be? You're a broken-minded fool! 12:30 PM - In the cafeteria Johnny is waiting on the line to get lunch. He approaches the lunch ladies and scoops some odd food onto his tray. He sits down and wolfs it down, then takes out his sword and starts shining it. Just then, he hears a strange voice come from the loudspeaker. It says to attack everyone. Johnny (muttering): Sure, why not. Johnny jumps on the table and waves his sword around. Johnny: You all shall die at the hands of me. I shall be vitreous! Someone: Don't you mean victorious? Johnny: Whatever. Z stands at the other side of the room. Z: I'll never let you do this. Z pulls out a bottle of water and splashes it on the sword. Johnny: Oh no, it might rust! I have to go polish it. Bye. Z: For now, the battle's course is gone from my hands. Adieu. 11:45 AM - In the chemistry lab Evil laughter, bordering on cackling, emits from behind rows and rows of test tubes, flasks and potions. DIM grins as he looks through a clear liquid in a bottle. DIM: Finally, this potion will let me take control of the city! I'll need to test it out first, though. I'll try the cafeteria. Mwahaha. 1:45 PM - In the hall Two freshmen are yelling at each other. One: I'm Bob! The Other: No, I'm Bob! 1: I'm the one and only Bob! 2: No, I believe I am! Wil walks up. Wil: Well, I think there's only one way to settle this. A fight to the death. Principal Veasey hears this and steps out of his office, into their midst. Mr. Veasey: You know, Wil, clubs can only meet so many times a week�no more illegal fighting until Monday. Wil: Damn. Jake2: Well, I still say I'm the real Bob. Wil: I believe him; as the only nearby upper-classman, I declare him the Froshie Bob. Bob (Paper Mario, a freshman): But I really am Bob! Mr. V: I must agree; the other one is Jake. Jake2: Umm�not today. Today I'm Bob. Hi Im Bob. 2:30 PM - Dismissal Mark and Alex walk out of the building, and see James talking with Lisa(James's sister, a sophomore). Lisa screams and runs behind a tree. James: Hey, Lisa, what's wrong? Lisa: That dude's oogly. He's scary looking. Mark: Man, that's cold. Alex laughs. Mark: What are you laughing about? She's talking about you. Alex: Oh, really? Have you looked in the mirror lately? Mark looks at his reflection in the pond in front of the school and sees his face has all these spots. Mark: Must have been something I ate. Alex: Never trust school lunch, that's what I always say. Mark: Except that you don't believe in words like "never" and "always." Alex: Exactly. 2:30 PM - Freshmen Club Nick, Alisha, Jake2 and other freshman all sit in a classroom, awaiting the beginning of the first meeting of the Freshman Club. All of those attending are all the way on the opposite side of the room, near the windows, from Jake2. After a few minutes, Curtis walks in. Nick: Hey, you're a senior. Why are you here? Curtis: Well, even though I'm not actually new here, I like to think of myself as new, and to help all you newbies to the school. Alisha: O�kay�. Curtis: Now, everyone stand up. Ready? Okay. Strike a pose! Curtis puts on arm into the air and looks up. Jake2: Weirdo. Curtis: Hey, I'm not the one with that weird smell or a 2 after my name. Go stand over there with the guy from Bonfire of the Vanities. 3:00 PM - Alisha's house The telephone rings. Alisha picks it up and hears Daisy on the other line. Daisy: Hey, Alish, I- Alisha: Don't speak. Daisy: But I- Alisha: I know just what you're thinking. Daisy: You do? Good, because- Alisha: I don't need your reasons. Daisy: But I thought you should know why I wasn't in school- Alisha: Don't tell me 'cause it hurts. Daisy: But that's exactly why. My stomach� Alisha: Huh? What? Daisy: I knew you weren't paying attention. Now, I need the homework. 11:00 PM - Kate's house Kate stays up late and plans on new ways to harass Jordan. |
| Episode 5 � Fourth Week of School, Wednesday, 10:00-12:00 AM |
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