| 7:00 AM � At Daisy�s House Daisy: Mom, I don't feel well. I'm not going to school today. Daisy's Mother: Okay, fine. 7:15 - 7:30 AM - At the Church of Slackerism, Procrastinatist sect (Room 214 at the school) Steven: Welcome, acolytes. If you have a class at 8:00, you may begin your homework�now. Kate: Here's some nachos and Pepsi Twist, neophytes. Soon after, Ray(Thyphlosion, a sophomore) walks by drinking a bottle of Pepsi Blue. Steven: Infidel! He charges out of the room, swords in one hand and Pepsi Twist in the other. He tosses Ray a sword. Steven: Fight me, demon of the blueberry, so that I may strike you down, if it pleases the God. Ray: With pleasure, lemonheaded fool. Wil and Tim, (A junior) PMIFC announcers walk through the door. Wil: Tim, I hope you brought your gear. We've got a Code 7. Tim: ****, the Baron got out Again? Wil: Six. Code Six. Tim: Which one's not wearing pants? Wil: There's just a fight. A fight. Swords in hand, the two zealots lock each other's stare and circle, intent on finding some weakness in the other. After a few test-slashes to measure each other up, Yazzy presses forward and overwhelms Ray, striking a glancing blow to the ribs and drawing a bright red line. Wil: Well, first blood. That sucked, guys. Sucked hard. Yazzy: Who said anything about First Blood? This is for the T! More of his blood shall adorn my blade by day's end than can possibly be healthy for him. Plus, the longer the fight lasts, the less time I'll have to do important stuff. Tim: The hell!? Yazinka's refusing Ray's surrender! This just got a lot more interesting-slash-savage, folks. Finding his second-wind, Ray springs forward and forces Yazzy back against the wall. He throws his bottle of Pepsi-Blue in the air and slashes as Yazzy sees the feint for what he believes it is and ignores the bottle, prepared to block the overhead slash coming from Ray. Instead, he slices his bottle down the side, showering Yazzy as if with acid. Yazzy: IT BURNS!!!! Wil: Holy... I think this one's over. I'd doubt even Yazinka can bounce back from that. Tim: I've seen him fight back from worse. He's a spry little guy for a contemptible hobbit. Wil: Uhh... Tim... Yazzy: FFS! I @m n0 h0bbi7!!!!!!1 Wil: Well. That's the end of this match. Yazzy: j00 will b0w 2 teh P3P$! 7!!! Yazzy speaks a word of power as a lemon, halved, appears before him. Moving with super-human speed in a frenzy and sending Ray's sword flying free, he tackles his opponent, emptying the whole of the lemon-half over his eyes. The stinging is incredible and can be heard through all the hallways. Principal Veasey walks by. Veasey: What in the hell...? Wil: Piemess High Illegal Fighting Club meeting. Veasey: Oh. I guess if it's a club function, you can carry on. One of you's mopping after this, right? Wil: Tim said he would. Tim: OH MY GOD! He'll never see again! He'll never see again! I'm doing what? Veasey: Well, good-bye, gentlemen. And uh... rock on. or something. Principal Veasey walked out of earshot. Wil: You're mopping up the gore. Tim: Pffff, no I'm not. Wil: That's about what I figured was gonna happen. The lemon long-since spent, Yazzy gets up and shakes his head clear of his beserkergang. Ray rolls around on the floor in a fetal position praying for the repose of his soul. 8:15 AM - Precalculus Mrs. Veasey instructs all students to please rise for the pledge of allegiance. David and Wil, among the others, rise, but Steven refuses. Steven: I will not submit myself to this governmental brainwashing with its quasi-gregorian chanting! Mrs. Veasey: Fine, remain seated. Steven: No, I will not listen to you, agent of the Man. I will stand. Mrs. Veasey: Just keep your arms at your side. Steven: Never! I will cross my right arm across my chest, just to defy you, infernal spawn of oppression. Mrs. Veasey leans forward. Mrs. V: Good. 9:00 AM - Principal Veasey's Office Mr. V: Now, young Jake, once again I find you in my office. I hear you've been causing disturbances. Some sort of�oh my lord, what is that smell? Jake2: What smell, sir? Mr. V: It's�it's the most horrible thing that's ever touched my nose. Jake2: Oh, that. It's just My Stinky Socks. Principal Veasey stares at Jake. Mr. V: Just get out. Now. 9:30 AM - Outside the boys' bathroom Mark walks past the boys' bathroom, thinking about penguins and hobos, when Z suddenly bursts through the door and grabs him. Z: Give me your pendant of life! Mark: But master, I have one not! Z: Then you come with me, temple guard. Z drags Mark into the bathroom. 9:32 AM - Outside the boys' bathroom on the other side of the building Alex walks past the bathroom, thinking about 2+2=5, when Z suddenly bursts through the door and grabs him. Z: I have your partner, and now I have you! Alex: No, wait, take my pendant of life. He takes out his pocket watch and gives it to Z. Z: Fine then, but beware that I shall return in due time and take my tribute. He slides into the bathroom. Alex: Freak. 10:00 AM - DIM's locker DIM is tinkering with machinery and chemicals in his locker. Brandon walks up behind him. Brandon: So, what are you doing? Trying to harness Nanny Power? DIM: Leave me alone, I'm busy. Brandon: What's the matter, forgot how to flip a switch? DIM: Go ahead. Brandon: Aww, I was just helping. DIM: Fine, here's how you can help. Brandon: Oh, really? DIM: Yes�. HAVE A TOASTER! He turns around and throws a small toaster at Brandon, hitting him in the head, before he slams the locker shut and runs off tittering to himself about his mischief. |
| Episode 4 � Fourth Week of School, Wednesday, 7:00-10:00 AM |
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