| 11:00 AM - In the Cafeteria The lunch lady is running frantically around the room, beating down with a broom at Digitalpython, who is slithering too quickly for her. Barakao walks into the room. Barakao: Don't worry, I can handle this with ease. While you wait, you can read this fantastic fan fiction. It's the best thing since sliced bread sans molde. Barakao chases the snake out into the hall, where he collides with Jake2. Jake2 pushes Barakao away. Jake2: Do not mess in the affairs of wizards.... Barakao: Shut up and move; I have a snake to catch. Suddenly both Barakao is frozen in his tracks by a stench beyond belief emitting from the stick Jake2 is holding. Jake2: Well don't say I didn't warn you. He walks off grinning. 11:20 - At the Computer Lab Digitalpython, full and content, slithers back into his tank. DIM gets angry, but can do nothing to get him out again, and locks up the tank. DIM: Ballbot 0.5, we need another plan. 11:55 - At the Cafeteria Rob, David, James and Steven are all sitting behind a long table with a banner reading "Pie for Pi" stretched across it. They have a variety of pies for sale. Chris, Kate and Curtis all come up to buy some. Curt: How much does it cost for a pie? James: Look at the sign, fool. Curt: Oh, well let me see...$3.11, $3.12, $3.13... James: Don't even try it. Curt: Oh fine, $3.14, I have enough. I'll take two radii of Apple. Chris & Kate: We'll randomly choose our pies. They spin around in circles and wind up "landing on" all of the pies at once. Chris & Kate: We'll take them. They buy the whole lot. Some stupid freshman that no one knows come along and demand pie. Freshmen: C'mon, this kid Nick promised us we'd find pie here. We want it now. David (to Rob): Now what? We need their money, but we don't have any more pie.... Rob: I have a plan. Rob climbs onto the table and shouts to the whole cafeteria. Rob: Students of PM High, listen up. If we don't have enough money in donation to fund the team in the next minute, I'll be forced to use my secret weapon. A minute passes, and no one donates money. Rob: That's it, you asked for it. (Singing) Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there. She would meringue and do the cha-cha, and while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar. Across a crowded floor, they worked from eight 'til four. They were young and they had each other, who could ask for more? At the Coooopa, Copacabana�. Suddenly the whole student body rushes up and quickly fills the Math Team's quota. Rob sits down pleased. Steven: Don't ever do that again, or I'll hurt you deeply and, if possible, psychologically. 1:00 - Concert Band The band teacher, Mr. Polemos, waves his baton around to get the attention of the students. James, Kate, Jordan, Brandon, Chris, David and Curtis pay him no mind. Mr. Polemos: Come, be quiet, guys, we have to practice yet another Sousa March for the Arista assembly. You guys don't understand the rich history of the Sousa march, which begins on an autumn day in... James: Can't we do any other march besides Sousa? Mr. Polemos: Do you really want to break tradition so unnecessarily? Tradition is the very foundation of our lives, many times the basis for our families to come together in love and... Chris: Let me use my fantastic skill to astound you all. He holds the sax up to his mouth and shouts SAXAMAPHONE. David: Moron, how about this? David plays his part perfectly, and Mr. Polemos applauds gently. Mr. Polemos: That's great. Reminds me of when I was a boy in my school's marching band... Chris: Well�well�that's the Alto Sax. We play the Tenor differently�. James plays the clarinet and the piano parts at the same time. Chris: Stop making fun of me�. He runs off. Curtis breaks out the lute. Curt: It's so sad to see him go, But I suppose it must be so. Now play ol' Sousa's rousing row So we'll be ready to colors show 2:28 - Dismissal DIM stalks out of the building. DIM: Next time, I swear�tomorrow, this will be mine! Alisha and Daisy come out next. Alisha: I need to list entrances that other men on earth might use. I do, u b�t. Daisy: Alisha, I told you to stop with the subliminal messages. I already do. Alisha: Sorry. Rob, James, and Simon exit the building. James: So, wanna see a movie, Simon? Simon: What�s out? I never know of anything good. James: Oh, it doesn�t really matter. Simon: Well, I do know that I want some popcorn with extra, extra butter on it�. Rob jumps to the side of the path and hurls. Mark and Alex walk up. Mark: You know, that vomit is probably just as appetizing as the butter they�re talking about. Alex: No, probably more so. 3:10 - Marching Band Practice Kate, Jordan and Brandon practice. A lot. Jordan and Brandon get it done correctly, and Brandon looks down his nose (quite a long way to look) at Kate as he passes her stumbling. Kate: Bah, Marching Band is the work of the devil. Chris (from the stands): Wait, Oprah funds our band? Kate: No, the other devil. Chris: Oh, Maurrie? Kate: No. Lucifer. Azrael. Et cetera. Chris: My mistake. 3:15 - At Jake's House Jake comes in the door. His mother breaks a switch over his head, thoroughly making wing-gundams fly about his head. 4:30 � At Wil�s House Wil: Sure is good to be home. Aww hell, there's a Fight Club meeting today. Wil puts his coat back on and runs back out the door. Midnight - At DIM's House DIM: Mwahaha, this plan is perfect! Now I need only put it into motion. And then, WHAMMY! Midnight - At Z's house, on the other side of town Z snaps awake. Z: Did someone say Whammy? I'd like to press my luck! |
| Episode 3 � Fourth Week of School, Monday, 11:00-12:00 AM |
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