| 9:00 - Lounge Rob(Jefepato, a senior), James, Curtis(Solomine, a senior), and Simon don't have any class at the moment, so they're hanging out in the senior lounge. At that moment, Guidance Counseler Polas walks in. Polas: Seniors, seniors. Get off your damned asses. You must all pay homage to me. James: Err...why? Polas: Oh, did I say homage? I mean, your senior dues are due. $150. They all grumble. James: All that shoe lacing for nothing. He gives Polas a check. Rob: All those goobers for nothing. He gives Polas a check. Simon: Ha! I didn't even have to work for this, I just have the money lying around. He gives Polas a check. James and Rob glare. Curt: I don't have a check, but I have cash, hold on...$146...$147...$148...$149...Ugh, not enough. I can still pass, right? Polas: All signs point to no way in hell. Simon sighs. Simon: Here, Curt, have a buck. Curt: Thanks guys. Polas: Now if you have any questions, just ask me and I'll give you a pithy response or something. 9:30 - At the computer lab DIM walks into the room, coming from the Nurse's office. He was lucky and only has one arm bandaged. He had the foresight to narrowly escape Baron Bear's mauling. He glances around and sees David(DZY, a junior) and Paul(Juddecca, a junior) on opposite sides of a desk, pretending to do work but just playing some online game that's now all the rage. David: You damned n00b. Paul: You're just mad because you got rockedored. David: r0x0red. Paul: Rock-sword? DIM walks to the back of the lab, where he finds a large glass tank. A snake is slithering around the bottom. DIM: Hey, David, what's this guy here? David: That's the Computer Team's Mascot. DIM: Wait, wait, wait...there's a computer team? What do you do, see who types faster and the winner gets to kiss the loser's kid sister? Paul: Actually, they're usually contests on programming knowledge or some game. DIM: I see.... He looks back at the snake. DIM: So, what's his name? David: We call him the Digitalpython. DIM: Oh, clever. Your mommy help you with that one? David: Whatever. DIM waits until David turns his attention back to the game (and as James says, Paul is sucked in Paul-land). He then flips the latch open with a flick of the rest, and grins maniacally as Digitalpython moves stealthily across the room. 9:45 - In the girl's bathroom Amanda(Steven's friend, a sophomore) is examining herself in a mirror when Alisha walks in. Alisha: Hi Amy! Amanda: Don't call me that. Alisha: Sooooorry. It's not like you're a man. Duh. *Tee-hee* Amanda turns to leave, only to be stopped by the opening door; Alisha turns, expecting to see Daisy or Kate. Instead she looks down and comes face-to-face with Digitalpython. She and Amanda shriek and rush out of the bathroom, where they collide with Wil, Jake and Steven. Wil: Here, let me help you up, my lit-flaxen-headed beauty. (Yeah, I'd actually have said something like that. I won't lie to my public) Steven glares at Wil. Wil: Oh, right. What's the problem, gals? Alisha: Hey baby, hey baby, hey, there's this huge snake in the bathroom. Z, who is just turning the corner, hears this and runs forward. Z: I'll take care of this! Zeeky-zeeky-boog! Steven: Not now. Z starts to walk off, and then turns around and points at Steven. Z: Fine, don't accept my help, but you'll never get into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey without me. Jake does the huge sweat drop and the delayed collapse. Wil: Well, let me just consult my monstrous manual, bastion of dork knowledge on what to do... Steven: It probably just says run to the elves and beg for help. Wil: My people are leaving these shores, Yazinka. Amanda: You know, I'm starting to think we should just not have dangerous animals as our mascots. 10:00 - Prinicipal Veasey's Office Mr. Veasey: Now, young man, what is this thing you're wearing? The Other Jake (Vire, a freshman): Well, this is my persona for today. It's always changing, you know. People always say I should strive to be unique. Mr. Veasey: Yes, but who are you? Jake2 raises a staff in the air and tugs on his false beard. Jake2: I am the Lord of the Rings! Mr. Veasey: You do know that technically you're Gandalf, and I would say Sauron, if anyone, is the lord of the rings... Jake2: Quiet, mortal, or I shall smite you with my middle-earth magic! Mr. Veasey: That's it; I'm calling your mother. 10:05 - Jake's House Jake's Mother: Yes, hello? Mr. Veasey(over the phone): Madam, we seem to have a problem with your son. Jake's Mother: Is it the laser sword again? Mr. Veasey: Excuse me? No, he's just... Jake's Mother: Oh, so it's the model Outlaw Star flying around, is it? Mr. Veasey: Umm...no, see... Jake's Mother: Oh, I get it, he's been trying to use Kamehameha on someone? I warned that boy. Ooooh, I'm cutting such a switch. Mr. Veasey: I'm sorry, m'am, I think I have the wrong number. Goodbye. 10:30 - Physics Mr. Coldfusion has just begun a lesson on motion in two directions. Wil, Barakao(Barakao1, a junior), Johnny(FrogGlenn/Vitreous, a junior), David, Chris, and Paul all take notes while talking to each other. Johnny raises his hand. Johnny: So, Mr. Coldfusion, if I wanted to decapitate someone with my sword who's 6 feet tall and 30 yards away, and I can throw my sword at 30 miles per hour, can I reach him, and what angle do I need? Barakao: Oh, I'm sure I can figure out that answer easily. Wil (to himself): Geez, if his head gets any bigger he'll have to call himself Barakonceitedbastard. David (to Wil): So, what exactly happened with the python? Wil: Oh... crap... the storyline moved on without me, and I had to get to class...I don't know! May Nereverenere have mercy on our souls. 10:45 - In the cafeteria Digitalpython stands up on its tail, getting ready to strike down the lunch lady and steal some food.... |
| Episode 2 � Fourth Week of School, Monday, 9:00-11:00 AM |
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