PM High

8:30 AM - In DIM's holding cell
Jake, Jake2, and Andy (Coll, a freshman), come in. Jake2 is dressed up as a guard.
DIM: What are you fools doing here?
Jake: We're going to bust you out.
DIM: Lovely plan. And how, may I ask, do you plan on executing it?
Jake2: Well, I am cleverly disguised as a foolish guard, one so foolish as to never even think of disguising as a guard to break into prison.
DIM: That doesn't help me unless you have keys. Do you have keys?
Andy: See, I told you we should have taken them back when we were having cake in the warden's office.
DIM: �You had cake?
Andy: Yea, it was very delicious.
DIM: You stopped in the middle of your plan to help me escape to have, not even pie, not even a tart, but cake? Get out of my sight, before I sic my ballbots on you.
Andy scurries away.
DIM: Now, what exactly are you going to do?
Jake: This.
He takes out a beam saber and slashes the bars of the cell.
DIM: That thing's plastic.
Jake: Damn Andy to Mictlan for his faulty equipment-getting skills.
Jake2: So now what are you planning to do?
Jake: Well, I guess I'll use this Christmas present from the Zink�
Jake unsheathes a katana and slowly cuts away the bars.
Jake2: You know, I could've just done this.
Jake2 take out a key and unlocks DIM's cell.
Jake: You're a maroon.
Jake2: I think you mean moron.
Jake: Both will do.
Jake^2 start to lead DIM out of the building when Simon shows up. He's reading some papers.
Simon: DIM, I was reviewing the circumstances of your arrest when�DIM, what are you doing out of your cell?
DIM: I'm�uh�going to my cell�
Simon: You know, the other guards are coming with me. They're about five feet back.
The Jakes take DIM up by the arms and throw him back behind bars.
Jake: Sorry, our hide over yours.
Jake2: You know how it is.
They ran off.
DIM: Good help is so hard to find these days.
Simon: But they weren't even your help: I thought Johnny was the one that obeyed you.
DIM: Exactly. They might be good help, if I could find them.

10:00 AM - DIM's lab, at the school
Remember those Sodium Chloride Merfolk mentioned a few episodes back in jest, at the end? Well, they've multiplied and are on the move.

10:15 AM - Girls' Bathroom
Alisha and Amanda are there once again, Alisha yapping and Amanda looking for a blunt object to shut her up with. Suddenly, the merfolk start coming out of the faucets and the toilets, using their magic salty water magic to drench the two kills.
Amanda: Ack, preservatives are on the attack!
Wil hears this and, in a combination of chivalric duty to Amanda and left-over rage at being cheated out of his lines, he bursts in and starts stomping on the merfolk.
Wil: Oh you bastards will pay for this. Odd. Everything in the room was just made tastier for a brief instant before it was made all bitter and salty. Well I shall ignore this obvious clue to a solution and slash my way through the advancing horde. I know, I�ll soothe them into remission.
The Enya song Orinoco Flow begins to play (the inside joke is that the �chorus� is �Sail away sail away sail away.�)
The merfolk started to slither back to the toilets, dejected.
Merfolk King: We're not done with you, yet. Our master's plan will be fulfilled.
Wil: Creepy. Wait, how does the merfolk king have a master?

11:48 AM - DIM's Holding Cell
The guard accompanies another visitor for DIM. Z enters the confines, wearing a spiffy new suit.
DIM: What are you doing here?
Z: I represent you.
DIM audibly groans.
Z: Now, don't despair. You don't stand a chance if it comes to a trial, so I'm prepared to make a deal with the DA. He's agreed to it, if you do.
DIM: And what might this deal be?
Z: A simple round of Russian Roulette.
DIM: WHAT?
Z: It's simple...
DIM: You mean like the game show, right?
Z: No, the Russian kind. 1 bullet, six chambers, two bottles of Vodka. If you live, you walk away free. If not, well, that's your death sentence. The fates will be your judgment.
DIM stared at Z for a while, silently.
DIM: When I get out of here and I'm emperor of the world, I'll find some way to kill you every day and then revive you every night so I can kill you again. Or just make you play a lot of Gunvalkyrie.
Z shook his head and left.

1:00 PM - Boys' Bathroom
Mark: I'm rather impressed with the renovations they can make to this place. And practically overnight, too.
Alex: You're right. Look at all these mermaid statues, they're exquisite.
Voice: We're mermen, not maids.
Alex: Right, the mermen stat-
Mark: Why are you looking at me weird?
Alex: How did you know they were men?
Mark: Well I had a hunch seeing as they�re wearing loincloths, but not those little seashell brassieres. But I didn't, really.
Alex: Then who�
Outside, some screams were heard, and then two flushes are heard, simultaneously.

3:30 PM - DIM's Holding Cell
DIM yelled at the guard dozing off nearby.
DIM: You know, I could really use a snack about now.
Guard: Too bad.
DIM: Snack?
Guard: Smack?
DIM: What about council, can I have that?
Guard: Maybe. I'll go check.
The guard left. DIM passed the time by making blueprints for a death laser on the wall with chalk he�d stolen in a final act of defiance from Mrs� er, The Widow Veasey. He came back followed by Rob.
DIM: Rob? I thought you worked disgruntledly for a movie theater, not a law office.
Rob: I don't technically work for one. I am on Moot Court*, though.
DIM: That's real comforting.
Rob: Don't worry, I have a plan.

*Moot Court is a part of Law School in which you�re trained in trying a case, but in which there aren�t any actual cases, because you�re just in law school.

10:59 PM - The High School
Purge, the Janitor, swung his mop around in circles, trying to fend of the merfolk. Kat helped.
Purge: What are we supposed to do?
Kat: I have a plan / so do not fear / of the merfolk / the school I'll clear.
Purge: It better be a damn good one, I'm running out of Pine Sol and hate it when someone goes out of his way to make something rhyme.

What is Rob's plan to prove DIM innocent? What is Kat's plan to fight the merfolk? Who's responsible? Are Jake and Coll happy they were in the episode? Stay tuned to find out.

Episode 11 - Later that Day (Thursday) - 8:30 AM - 11:00 PM
"Lawyers? Who needs 'em."