Title: Deceitful Musings
Part: 3
Rating: umm... PG?
Author: Randa [email protected]
Rating: For cursing and sexual innuendo.
Disclaimor: I own neither Labyrinth or That 70's show. None of this is
mine. I'm just borrowing them for a while.
Note: I LOVE the movie Labyrinth, so please don't take any insults about it
personally. I just don't think Hyde would be to fond of it. BTW, yes, I
know Labyrinth didn't come out til 1986. I just wanted to use it.
Hyde arrived at Jackie's house at five minutes past six. Actually, it was a
bit closer to...say... Four minutes and thirty-six seconds past six. Not
that he was counting. That made him approximately five minutes late. Well,
she would just have to deal with it, because he wasn't gonna apologize. No
matter how good she looked.
He marched right up to the front door, preparing himself to give her a piece
of his mind if she said anything about his tardiness. This, however, was
definitely NOT necessary. Before he could even knock, the door was flung
open and he was tackled by a squealing, suspiciously puffy-eyed Jackie.
"Oh, Steven! You came! I was so afraid that you had decided to ditch me,
but you're here!" she exclaimed, bouncing up and down in his arms.
He stared down at her. "I was five minutes late," he said, quirking a brow
and finally remembering to shove her away from him. *He did not miss the
feel of her pressed up against him. Not at all. *
"Actually, it was four minutes and thirty-six seconds. But who cares!
You're here now, and we're gonna go see a movie with David Bowie in it!"
He nodded, and then stopped as her words sank in. "Did you say David Bowie?"
*Please God, anything but that...*
Jackie looked at him with a sort of hero-worship/are you losing it?
expression that on any other face would have looked ridiculous. On her's it
only served to accent her large, innocent brown eyes. "Of course. Don't you
remember? You said that you would take me to see Labyrinth."
He stared at her. There was a faint buzzing in his ears, and he felt an
almost physical pain at the thought of going to a movie featuring David
Bowie. He had an idea, and was suddenly filled with hope. "But he's only
making an appearance in the movie, right? I mean, he's not actually starring
in it or anything?" his hopes were dashed as she shook her head cheerfully.
"Nope! He's gonna be in the WHOLE thing! Isn't that great? I just LOVE
David Bowie!"
He managed a slightly weak smile. "Sure. Great. But, you're sure that you
want to see THIS movie? You wouldn't prefer another one?"
"Oh Steven, it's so sweet of you to ask!" she practically cooed. "But I
really want to see this movie. It's got fairies, and elves, and goblins..."
She grabbed him by the hand and started dragging him to the car. "Oh, I just
know that we're gonna have so much fun! You know why?"
He shook his head mutely. It was all he could manage at the moment.
"Because I have had such a great day! I went shopping with Daddy today, and
I tried on like fifty different dresses for the Valentine's Dance, but I
couldn't decide which one I wanted. I mean, I looked great in all of them!
I look really good in formal dresses. Daddy thought so too. Finally, he
just said "I can't decide. You look so beautiful in everything, Pumpkin!"
That's what he calls me sometimes. Are you paying attention to me, Steven?"
She shrugged. "Well, anyway..."
He helped her into the car and then went around to his side and got in. He
pulled out of the driveway and started towards the only theater in town,
listening halfheartedly as she told him about her "Daddy" buying her every
single dress that she tried on. He cut the radio on, trying to drown her
out, and cringed as David Bowie's deep voice came blaring through the
speakers.
Naturally, Jackie was thrilled. She started singing along with the song.
Loudly. *I think it's safe to say that her singing voice isn't nearly as hot
as her legs...*
Forty-five minutes later, they were seated in the theater and the movie was
just beginning. He couldn't help but notice that the theater was practically
empty besides the two of them. *Thank God for that, at least...* He didn't
really care about his reputation all that much, mainly because as far as he
was concerned, most of the world could go straight to Hell. But that didn't
mean he was all that eager to be seen watching a movie with David Bowie in it.
He turned around to watch Jackie as she stared, transfixed, at the screen.
She appeared completely enthralled with the movie. Her deep brown eyes were
wide with childlike wonder as she watched the goblins dance around on screen
to Bowie's spirited singing. She giggled at the lyrics, and he knew he was
doomed to listen to her singing them on the ride home. Still, she really
looked beautiful like that.
He settled back to watch the movie, and, to his immense surprise, was
actually kind of interested in the plot. Sure, it was no Star Wars, but it
was worth watching. As long as there was no singing. He watched as Hoggle
the elf walked through the dark oubliette, grinned as Bowie, the Goblin King,
jumped out and prepared to toss him into the Bog of Eternal Stench *Little
bastard deserves what he gets. Stupid frickin' elf--OH. MY. GOD. *
The Goblin King's tights were just that. Tight. Very tight. And you could
see a perfect outline of his... *Oh God. Has Jackie noticed? * He spun his
head around to look at her. Yes, She DEFINITELY had. And was making no
effort to look away, either. Instead, she was staring at the screen fixedly.
Her eyes were glazed, and as he watched in amazement her tongue darted forth
to moisten her lips.
He gazed at her in a kind of enraged, jealous, and (dare he say it?) aroused
stupor. The fact that it was David Bowie she was reacting to didn't seem to
make much of a difference to his libido. What it saw was Jackie, the same
Jackie that he spent two nights out of three dreaming about, wetting her lips
and wearing an expression of complete and total carnal lust.
With a low moan, he struggled to get comfortable in his chair. It was
impossible. He was stuck in a darkened, empty theater, with an erection, and
Jackie, the cause of that erection, was currently turned on by another guy.
*Oh yeah. Life sucks.*
To be continued...
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