Title: I Cave!
Part: Six
Author: Randa
E-Mail: [email protected]
"Oooh, gotta have your slut to defend ya?"
Hyde stopped in his tracks. He glanced over to where Jackie was standing.
Her face was flushed bright red and she was glaring at the two boys. He
started forward, enraged that they had made her look like that. And then he
noticed that Jackie was doing the same thing.
"Maybe you jerks are just upset that you don't have a "slut" to defend you,"
she said, looking them up and down. Assessing them. "Of course, that's
understandable. But you shouldn't be jealous of Steven! I'll bet if you
dressed a little nicer and showered occasionally my dog would go out with you
in a heartbeat."
"Why you little bitch!" Giveback yelled. "We look great. You're dog would
go out with us anytime."
Hyde smirked.
Destroy nudged Giveback hard. Giveback winced. "That is... we could have
any chick we wanted."
The two friends grinned, giving each other a high-five. Destoy slapped
Giveback on the back. "Nice recovery, dude!"
Jackie rolled her eyes, turning around and walking towards the house. Still
walking, she tossed over her shoulder, "I'll be waiting, Steven. And don't
forget the loincloth." With a suggestive wink, she disappeared inside.
Hyde tried to hold back the grin that threatened to spread across his face at
any time. That last bit had obviously been thrown in purely for his benefit.
He thought it was really nice of her to try and make him look good in front
of the morons. Not that he gave a damn what the two clowns thought of him,
but he had to admit that it was good to have someone looking after him for
once...
Destroy tapped him on the shoulder, completely ruining his train of thought.
He turned, gearing himself up for a fight. Instead he got a high-five.
Destroy looked at him admiringly. "Dude, that was awesome..."
Giveback nodded. "Yeah man. I never thought the likes of you could get into
Jackie Burkhardt's pants. So how was she?"
"You can tell us, dude," Destroy put in. "Is she as hot as she looks, or as
cold as she acts?"
Hyde smiled. "Sure. I'll tell you. But you've gotta lean in really
close... Wouldn't want anyone else to hear."
"Woah... This must be a wild story!" Giveback said. He leaned forward, and
Destroy followed.
"Oh, it is..." Hyde whispered.
The pair leaned in even closer. "Come on! Let us have it."
Hyde grabbed both of them by the hair, jerking their heads together and
wincing at the hideous "thunk" as their skulls collided. Destroy and
Giveback fell to the floor, wimpering and clutching their respective heads.
"Well... you did ask me to let you have it!" Hyde said pleasantly, stepping
over them. He "accidently" kicked Giveback in the groin on his way over him.
Hyde opened the door to Jackie's house. He shot one last glance at the boys
laying on the ground. Giveback was clutching himself and moaning. Destroy
was still on the ground whining about his "noggin" hurting.
He smirked and walked into the house. And then forgot everything, including
his own name, when he saw the sight before him...
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